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Clubred71
@clubred71.bsky.social
Blue refugee from Twitter.
Old. Gamer. Musicer.
Animer. Reader. Cooker. Eater.
Kinda Workic. Bat .001 at the funny. Multiple dog parent.
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So, a question for our intelligence agencies: If "Russia's interference in our elections has never changed the outcome of our elections!" why does Russia continue to interfere in our elections?
December 20, 2024 at 7:14 PM
And this is my boy rescue. The sleepy baby he was when we got him and the watchful stoic he has grown into.
December 16, 2024 at 8:52 AM
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We tell children the answer to school mass shootings is live shooter drills and bulletproof backpacks and then act surprised when they grow up and their response to gun violence is dark humor.
December 14, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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December 10, 2024 at 2:14 PM
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meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well
December 5, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Just looking to expand on the whole celeb musician, celeb homemaker/ chef pairing that started with Snoop and Martha, I present Courtney Love and Buddy Valastro.

Courtney:
I wanna be the girl with the most cake!

Buddy:
Someday you you will bake like I bake!
December 5, 2024 at 9:41 AM
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Wandering nonchalantly between the break room and my desk dropping green bean casserole out the end of my pant legs Shawshank style.
November 29, 2024 at 5:21 AM
All these starter packs?
Imma make a, "Finisher Pack"
It's all Mortal Kombat characters.
November 29, 2024 at 1:09 AM
I see people talking about buying banned books for black Friday. I have a suggestion, "The Anarchist Cookbook".
November 29, 2024 at 12:34 AM
. . . I want a patch of blue sky to follow me . . .

youtu.be/knxBBGQ6QUc?...
November 27, 2024 at 10:22 AM
Kristi Noem for DHS is fitting.
Dept. Of Hound Shooting.
November 27, 2024 at 10:19 AM
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Again, this is not what happened.

What happened is that SCOTUS said, "surprise, we've rewritten the Constitution and we're relying on lefties to be so dumb they'll blame Democrats."
Like: I actually think the rule of law is good and rad and the thing I am mad about is that the people who were in charge of defending it tied themselves in knots explaining why defending it was actually illegal and the result is that now in two months we will have no more rule of law anymore.
November 25, 2024 at 8:39 PM
I'm just here so I don't get fined.
November 25, 2024 at 12:28 AM
My skittish rescue. She's very sweet but very demanding of being petted.
November 23, 2024 at 11:13 AM
I have seen this posted several times now and I agree.

Also, see my post directly below this one.
Too many people haven’t touched a book since they graduated high school and it shows.
November 22, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Imagine my shock, disappointment and realization that my eyesight is poor, when, after choosing all those different interests in starting this acount, I find my account flooded with authors, librarians, and books.

Not one nipple.
November 21, 2024 at 8:36 AM
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You cannot have a “peaceful transfer” to state-sponsored violence.
November 20, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Years ago, when I was in management, I was sent to some training on communication. The one thing I remember about it is that while acronyms may speed things up, they may cause confusion. I think about that whenever I see someone abbreviate, "Primary Care Physician", and, "Point Of Service".
November 18, 2024 at 8:07 AM
1st boy. Again, no longer with me. Would play fetch until your arm fell off.
November 17, 2024 at 12:32 PM
I am totally not watching the fight. Also, not trying to be a jerk, but would it be unsportsmanlike and too much to ask for Mike Tyson to deliver a low, sterilizing blow to Jake?
November 16, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Pinatas for masochists.
November 16, 2024 at 12:35 AM
His sarcasm was acidic, burning those around him and melting away those of weaker personality. He wasn't just sarcastic, he was sarcaustic.
November 16, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Sorry for this:

Soaking nuns' clothes in LSD immediately gives them drug habits.
November 16, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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I’m literally begging everyone to (re)read Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle.
November 15, 2024 at 2:36 AM
I am slowly working on the world's largest collection of free Molon Labe stickers.
November 14, 2024 at 12:38 AM