climbfable
climbfable.bsky.social
climbfable
@climbfable.bsky.social
Human of many cats.

Limbus Company. Play.
Sounds about right . . .
Never go to bed angry.

Stay up all night getting angrier and angrier.
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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things that raise your blood pressure: knowing that there are people who, threatened by devastating floods, will abandon their dogs along with their homes

things that lower your blood pressure: knowing there are people who will take a boat out into the flood to pick up other people's abandoned dogs
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 AM
One would imagine at my age I would know how to not put my shirt on inside-out. One would usually be right. Usually.
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Some say if you're behind at work you shouldn't post but I say life is for living
December 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This is actually incorrect. Vaseline was invented for college students who were desperate to look cool despite horrific eczema flares
December 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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I can't count how many hours I've spent on the phone fighting with my insurance company over my daughter's inhalers.

We need to ban insurance companies' prior authorization practices - now.
December 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This is amazing. The kind of amazing that's like, why wasn't it like this sooner?! But amazing nonetheless. Excellent for the people likeliest to have uncaught math errors in particular!
My bipartisan IRS MATH Act with Senator Bill Cassidy is now law.

Now, if you mess up your taxes, the IRS has to tell you where you made a mistake and how to fix it.

No more spending a fortune on lawyers or hours to find errors.

That means fewer headaches and more money in your pocket.
December 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Mint chocolate chip ice-cream does not need to be green to be delicious.
December 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Can you imagine if any other politician said “I had an MRI and I have no idea why?”
December 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I guess it's not so bad, being a horse . . .
I always thought it was so mean that we command horses by digging our heels into them. Then I realized my cat begs for attention by reaching up and poking her claws into my skin. I am the horse, she has trained me to respond to pain as a command.
December 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
This is beautiful
Yesterday while decorating the tree my daughter said “God rest ye Merry Gentle Ben” so that’s the song now in our house
December 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Is there anything better than fresh bread?
December 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Self-punishment as a change strategy reinforces the idea we "deserve" to suffer for our mistakes-- thing is, trauma survivors are already suffering almost every day. If suffering changed behavior in positive ways, we'd be perfect & awesome by now.

Do you feel perfect & awesome?
December 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Like a vampire, I need blood to survive but only my own
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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being punished for eating sisyphus style by washing dishes everyday
December 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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99% of the world is dead. In a small Minnesota town, 1 woman writes the monthly local paper but it’s actually an epic horror story mailed to your door.

THE END TIMES.

Brilliantly conceived by @benjaminpercy.bsky.social , published by @badhandbooks.bsky.social.

1 issue in and I already love it.
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
MY CAT
ATE
HALF A SLICE OF TOFU
BEFORE HE WAS REMOVED FROM IT

WHAT is wrong with him? How does he conclude THAT is food?

If we eat it, he eat it, apparently . . .
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I will dilute my pop and do other insane things to keep the sugar from sending me bouncing off the walls, but the one thing I WILL NOT do is drink diet pop. I do not understand how people can.
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Man, I should write a King Arthur retelling and use this as a simple fact . . . Gawain had it coming probably.
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I join my cat to lounge and she immediately starts purring. Alas, I must soon depart . . .
November 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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There'd better be a 5 gallon gravy boat just out of frame.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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While not a medical doctor, Dr Pepper does hold a PhD in neoclassical literary theory and thus deserves our respect
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM