Clan Gargoyle
@clangargoyle.bsky.social
We are the stone-faced vampires who unshackled themselves and flew free into the night.
[VTM parody account, all posts are in character unless begun with //]
[Check out my books! https://www.storytellersvault.com/browse.php?author=Tyler%20Rose ]
[VTM parody account, all posts are in character unless begun with //]
[Check out my books! https://www.storytellersvault.com/browse.php?author=Tyler%20Rose ]
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//Made a starter pack for the World of Darkness RP and parody crowd specifically. Follow for vampire, mage, werewolf, and more multisplat shenanigans. If you make a new account, send me a skeet and I'll add you.
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//I avoid politics on this platform. It's a space for me to have a break from the horrors of my country and play vampire.
That said - fuck every shit-guzzling, dickless, "tread on me plz daddy" facist bastard who supports ICE. I spit on you. I spit on your bloodline. May you wither to dust.
That said - fuck every shit-guzzling, dickless, "tread on me plz daddy" facist bastard who supports ICE. I spit on you. I spit on your bloodline. May you wither to dust.
January 25, 2026 at 5:22 AM
//I avoid politics on this platform. It's a space for me to have a break from the horrors of my country and play vampire.
That said - fuck every shit-guzzling, dickless, "tread on me plz daddy" facist bastard who supports ICE. I spit on you. I spit on your bloodline. May you wither to dust.
That said - fuck every shit-guzzling, dickless, "tread on me plz daddy" facist bastard who supports ICE. I spit on you. I spit on your bloodline. May you wither to dust.
Attention Fledgelings: You may not *feel* cold, but you can still freeze into a vampopsicle.
Save the Masquerade and yourselves: Bundle up!
Save the Masquerade and yourselves: Bundle up!
January 24, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Attention Fledgelings: You may not *feel* cold, but you can still freeze into a vampopsicle.
Save the Masquerade and yourselves: Bundle up!
Save the Masquerade and yourselves: Bundle up!
Reposted by Clan Gargoyle
January 20, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Do you have any idea how sick it is to kickflip off a 20 story building and not die?
January 20, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Do you have any idea how sick it is to kickflip off a 20 story building and not die?
🎶 Started out with the Kiss, how did it end up like this? It was only the Kiss, it was only the Kiss 🎶
January 18, 2026 at 5:09 PM
🎶 Started out with the Kiss, how did it end up like this? It was only the Kiss, it was only the Kiss 🎶
The original Gargoyles were not embraced, yet are still kindred.
The original kindred was not embraced, yet is still kindred.
We are closer to Caine than any other clan.
The original kindred was not embraced, yet is still kindred.
We are closer to Caine than any other clan.
January 18, 2026 at 4:46 PM
The original Gargoyles were not embraced, yet are still kindred.
The original kindred was not embraced, yet is still kindred.
We are closer to Caine than any other clan.
The original kindred was not embraced, yet is still kindred.
We are closer to Caine than any other clan.
Yo childe so dumb, he heard people were embracing A1 and poured vitae in his hard drive
January 16, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Yo childe so dumb, he heard people were embracing A1 and poured vitae in his hard drive
Slightly diminishing games
Vampire: The Costume Party
Werewolf: The "Emergency"
Mage: The Climbening
Wraith: The Marginally Dark Place
Vampire: The Costume Party
Werewolf: The "Emergency"
Mage: The Climbening
Wraith: The Marginally Dark Place
Slightly diminishing games
The Rumor of Zelda
Unremarkable Mario Bros
Interestbike
Mike Tyson's Slapfight
Penultimate Fantasy
The Rumor of Zelda
Unremarkable Mario Bros
Interestbike
Mike Tyson's Slapfight
Penultimate Fantasy
Slightly dimish a game...
Middling Gun
Meh Racer
(Drawing from my NES days of playing Top Gun & Rad Racer)
Middling Gun
Meh Racer
(Drawing from my NES days of playing Top Gun & Rad Racer)
January 12, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Slightly diminishing games
Vampire: The Costume Party
Werewolf: The "Emergency"
Mage: The Climbening
Wraith: The Marginally Dark Place
Vampire: The Costume Party
Werewolf: The "Emergency"
Mage: The Climbening
Wraith: The Marginally Dark Place
Baali clowns are ravaging the city with squirty flowers and tiny cars! 😱
January 8, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Baali clowns are ravaging the city with squirty flowers and tiny cars! 😱
Reposted by Clan Gargoyle
"What, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 don't cough up a plastic bezoar every few months?"
- Some Gangrel
- Some Gangrel
January 6, 2026 at 8:17 PM
"What, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 don't cough up a plastic bezoar every few months?"
- Some Gangrel
- Some Gangrel
Shrinkflation is getting wild. The local chantry is aging their gargoyles in Home Depot buckets instead of casks!
January 6, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Shrinkflation is getting wild. The local chantry is aging their gargoyles in Home Depot buckets instead of casks!
Reposted by Clan Gargoyle
Adventurers, run for the hills. Liches, stay in your libraries.
Strahd has risen from his slumber!
Strahd has risen from his slumber!
January 6, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Adventurers, run for the hills. Liches, stay in your libraries.
Strahd has risen from his slumber!
Strahd has risen from his slumber!
To Etherites! The cause of, and cure for, life's most Paradoxical problems!
January 3, 2026 at 5:04 PM
To Etherites! The cause of, and cure for, life's most Paradoxical problems!
@thetechnocracy.bsky.social Are all the people taking horse dewormer instead of actual human medication for covid technically still following your paradigm thing because horse dewormer is still a medication made by science, even if it's meant for horses?
January 3, 2026 at 4:28 AM
@thetechnocracy.bsky.social Are all the people taking horse dewormer instead of actual human medication for covid technically still following your paradigm thing because horse dewormer is still a medication made by science, even if it's meant for horses?
Incel support group run by a Ventrue with the virgin feeding restriction
January 1, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Incel support group run by a Ventrue with the virgin feeding restriction
This year, we resolve to darken more windows, loom over more corners, and perch atop even more ominous monoliths than ever before!
(Also we're gonna try bombing the NYC Chantry again and we SWEAR it'll work this time! 🤞)
(Also we're gonna try bombing the NYC Chantry again and we SWEAR it'll work this time! 🤞)
January 1, 2026 at 6:27 AM
This year, we resolve to darken more windows, loom over more corners, and perch atop even more ominous monoliths than ever before!
(Also we're gonna try bombing the NYC Chantry again and we SWEAR it'll work this time! 🤞)
(Also we're gonna try bombing the NYC Chantry again and we SWEAR it'll work this time! 🤞)
How we're entering 2026
December 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM
How we're entering 2026
Most normal Iteration Xer
December 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Most normal Iteration Xer
Reposted by Clan Gargoyle
December 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
//After reading their book, I'm absolutely doing this and playing an EDC Voidie protecting the homeland from alien incursion.
Also, the single best line in the book:
Also, the single best line in the book:
December 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
//After reading their book, I'm absolutely doing this and playing an EDC Voidie protecting the homeland from alien incursion.
Also, the single best line in the book:
Also, the single best line in the book:
For all kindred wondering: Yes, UFOs are real. We've been trying to touch the butt for literal centuries.
December 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
For all kindred wondering: Yes, UFOs are real. We've been trying to touch the butt for literal centuries.
//I'm thinking about playing a Void Engineers in an upcoming Technocracy game despite knowing relatively little about them. Give me your best Void Engineer hot takes, interactions, trivia, and concepts. Paging @thetechnocracy.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
//I'm thinking about playing a Void Engineers in an upcoming Technocracy game despite knowing relatively little about them. Give me your best Void Engineer hot takes, interactions, trivia, and concepts. Paging @thetechnocracy.bsky.social
Aaaah fuck, guess he's moved on from taxis 😬
December 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Aaaah fuck, guess he's moved on from taxis 😬
He's making a list
He's checking it twice
Gonna find out who's naughty to bite
Santa Caine is coming to town
He's checking it twice
Gonna find out who's naughty to bite
Santa Caine is coming to town
December 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
He's making a list
He's checking it twice
Gonna find out who's naughty to bite
Santa Caine is coming to town
He's checking it twice
Gonna find out who's naughty to bite
Santa Caine is coming to town