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emily "jimmy clamdove" 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸
@clamdove.bsky.social
thon/thon she/her they/them
chronic dumbass, chronic smartass. dni if you dont want to

pfp = hoodie girl by samcandles.bsky.social
banner = brianne from @wackylesbianhour.com

no promo
no ai
im ≥18

💜 @dizzydaisy909.bsky.social (nsfw)

inactive, hopefully
Pinned
we will survive. I will survive. YOU will survive
this is not knowledge: i cannot see the future
this is a belief: i choose to believe that i will get through this, because believing otherwise is a self-fulfilling prophecy
this is a command: every day we spend alive is a day we rob them of victory
i hate it when pppl talk about their abusers as though theyre like that because of their mental illness and nothing else, or as though they are literally incapable of change. bc on one hand, No, but on the other hand, well-ackshuallying an abuse victim talking about their abuser is obvs a dick move
January 24, 2026 at 7:40 AM
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When you singlehandedly tank your company's reputation so hard that your biggest client, who never says an unkind word against anyone, has to get out there and reassure people you aren't coming back
January 24, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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COW TOOLS
January 20, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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add baguette to orlando
January 23, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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So, this is what I've been dealing with the last couple of weeks. Munson Healthcare had a massive data breach and my identity was stolen, and both my checking and savings were cleared out. I could use some cash for food and bills.

Paypal: clkaufteacher@gmail.com
Venmo: @Amanda-Kauffman-6647
January 23, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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i said earlier, i was unable tk deactivate my account from the app because it requires you to agree to the privacy policy before you can do anything.

but i was able to delete it from the webpage.

not a viable option for everyone if they have lots of videos but it's there.
January 24, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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There seems to be a mistake in the OG post,

The text below is not in the TOS, but actually in the PRIVACY POLICY.

And can be seen on the American version of the website.
TikTok is now under US ownership and their new ToS reads like a guide to giving fascists everything they need to put you on a list.

They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.
January 24, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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I've never seen an enamel pin of my favorite game from 1992 1... So I made one.
February 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Look at these numbers and imagine what 2026 could look like if Democrats successfully attach Republicans to every crisis of Trump (cost of living; ICE; Epstein Files; healthcare cuts; corporate greed)

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Trump approval, per The Economist —

Georgia: -18.6%
Maine: -18.4%
Texas: -17.2%
Michigan: -15.8%
North Carolina: -13.6%
Ohio: -9.2%
Iowa: -8.7%
Florida: -7.5%
South Carolina: -7.3%
Mississippi: -6.9%
Alaska: -6.6%
Louisiana: -5.1%
Nebraska: -1.8%

These states all have Senate elections this year
January 21, 2026 at 5:09 PM
why cant my brain cooperate with *checks notes* *squints* *removes glasses* *rubs eyes* *checks again* my brain
January 20, 2026 at 10:07 PM
this has probably been said a million times before, but im thinking about it and it's important. the fundamental problem with capitalism is that it does not intrinsically care about people or their happiness. no attempts to mitigate this will undo the fact that capitalism is rotten to the core
January 20, 2026 at 8:44 PM
ive been happier since i logged out of bsky on pc and stopped using it as much on mobile. sorry bsky moots. feel free to add me on discord (username is clamdove)
January 19, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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Close, But No Cigar
January 17, 2026 at 10:11 PM
i genuinely want to know why people who value the truth also spread misinfo for laughs, why people use the r-slur/psycho/narcissist/schizo/etc as an insult despite thinking ableism against nd people is bad, etc. i want to believe that ppl have consistent worldviews.
January 16, 2026 at 12:16 AM
this close to making a "purveyors of misinformation" list. but instead i will just log off and hope not to see anymore screenshots of it happening here
January 16, 2026 at 12:06 AM
unless theres well-founded privacy concerns involved, spreading misinformation on purpose is bad. even if it's done with good intentions. society cannot exist without friendship, friendship cannot exist without trust, and trust cannot exist without honesty.
January 15, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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most people deserve life. there may be a few that do not, but even for them, the justness of their death has more to do with desperate circumstances than whether they deserve it
if you deserve life, you deserve happiness. what is the point of life without the ability to be happy?
January 14, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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Oh my god, I can't believe I still have this one in my old Twitter archive!!
January 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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Hello~ Me and @wolfieworld.bsky.social have been living together for almost a year now (and got married!) and need to raise some money to cover fees required for a partner visa so we can keep living together. Coquette Dragoon is 25% off for the next few months <3 itch.io/s/178665/bb-...
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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Remember

Everything you create will always be better than the only thing that AI can produce: Slop.
I'll let this video I have saved to my hard drive speak for itself.

Keep going and don't be afraid to fail.
January 13, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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thinking about this one again
January 12, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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100%. If you want an alternative slogan you can go with "Abolish ICE before they kill again."
the only reason "abolish ICE" is seen as radical is that no one will say it but the far left. if every normie Democrat started saying it tomorrow it would move the overton window so far you'd have to squint to find it. my kingdom for leaders who understand they can shape public opinion.
Democrats officially going all in on the mealy mouthed “ICE needs training” narrative.

No. ABOLISH ICE.
January 12, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM