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clakeclake.bsky.social
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@clakeclake.bsky.social
no time to watch one piece my man there are 30 seasons of power rangers. Acts 2:15
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rebeaned fries
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So many gullible Americans.
October 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I did NOT like this when I first moved to Philly but now I think every city needs to do this.

Street lights on the corners instead of above your head. You are FORCED to look at the pedestrians while you're waiting for your light to turn.
September 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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buses are good
September 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
ned fulmer podcast like clinically fucked up holy shit dog
September 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Queer Worf can still happen if people want it bad enough
September 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
my biggest red flag is truthfully how much of a massive fan i am of my OWN instagram account
September 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
like 4 times + a day i day i wish i could do a backflip and it causes me grief that i cannot do a backflip and my friend the other day was she was like "backflips are your roman empire"
September 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
my therapist told me to tell you that your dad's gay
September 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
i mean obviously i want money you silly goose
September 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Fucking a couch is the weaponization of bothsidesism
September 2, 2025 at 10:55 AM
had to shave my mustache for a job interview and it's the worst thing I've ever done
September 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
i knew it.
September 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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September 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
sorry for my autistic crash out earlier. i promise im usually just a chill guy fr. to make up for it, i will now pass along all of the knowledge i have about the northeast corridor (a railroad line in the united states) onto you. if you stop me i will crash out again
September 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
united we bargain, divided we beg
Why has Trump been attacking unions and workers’ rights?

He wants working people to feel helpless and divided.

Trump and his billionaire backers realize that the collective power of a unified labor movement outweighs their own power.

Know this: Workers outnumber the oligarchs.
September 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
cant stop going to bluesky dot com when trying to get here, help
September 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
rebeaned fries
September 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
ive had tonsilitis many times.
September 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
ripleys believe it or not exorcism
August 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"duolingo phrases aren't practical"

meanwhile, on lingopie:
August 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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June 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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I want so badly to enjoy mobile games but the ecosystem they occupy apparently forces them into being annoying to play unless you are constantly purchasing magical coins at bizarre denominations that I refuse to understand.
November 18, 2024 at 2:39 AM