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claire schultz
@claireschultz.bsky.social
writes strange & amorphous things. cat mom. this is an anne brontë stan account. she/her. rep: clara foster @ aevitas uk. https://clairerschultz.com
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hello i am claire i write murder books about teens and ghosts and angry forests (coming to a bookshelf near you………. eventually) but mostly you can find me petting goats and telling them i love them
every time i open this app i have a panic attack bc the world is so insufferably bad rn!!!!! gonna delete for a little while until i feel less like i wanna claw my eyes out
March 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
i wish i could be as at peace as a tiny dog in a backpack going on a train trip
March 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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*looks directly at camera*
These people are clearly not up for the job.
American war planning usually takes place in highly secure facilities. But the Trump administration planned its strikes on the Houthis using a group chat—and accidentally included The Atlantic’s editor in chief, @jeffreygoldberg.bsky.social. theatln.tc/AmsjsuT6
March 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
cannot emphasize enough how frightening it is to read a new hunger games book right now in this political environment. what was cool abstract “don’t be evil or this could happen” fantasy under obama has become deeply, deeply chilling. suzanne collins you’ve done it again you mad genius
March 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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israel is committing genocide against palestine and the foundation of the united states is being torn apart to punish the people who think this is bad.
March 18, 2025 at 11:19 AM
oh we are so back
March 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Bluesky's gonna really take off once people discover joking
March 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
one of these days i’m going to write an academic article about what every haunting of hill house adaptation gets right & wrong, and which one is most likely to summon shirley jackson’s vengeful ghost. this is a threat.
March 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
i directly benefited from this program—i live 500 ft down the road from where internet providers would service until the IRA & regular satellite didn’t work, so for years starlink was the only way we could get internet. it sucked. we finally got real wifi in Dec & i am voting to burn our starlink
BREAKING: The head of the $42 billion federal BEAD program that aims to bring broadband internet to rural and unserved areas has left the Commerce Dept.

He sent a departing email warning of "deeply negative outcomes" for people if the Trump admin shifts $$ from fiber internet to Musk's Starlink:
March 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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The New York Times is the first to put out comprehensive estimates on the cost of a year without U.S.A.I.D. and they’re higher than I thought:
- 1.65 million deaths from AIDS
- 500,000 from lack of vaccines
- 550,000 from lack of food aid
- 290,000 from malaria
- 310,000 from TB
Killing children is by design, I'm afraid. "Pro-natalists" like Musk claim they aren't racist, but their pressure to have children is solely focused on white women, while they back policies that literally kill of non-white children.

He's a eugenicist.

www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Opinion | Musk Said No One Has Died Since Aid Was Cut. That Isn’t True.
A journey through the front lines of global poverty shows that when the world’s richest men slash aid for the world’s poorest children, the result is sickness, starvation and death.
www.nytimes.com
March 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
i’d love to see adrienne warren in the last five years while i’m in the city this month, but unfortunately i saw early career johnny bailey play jamie back in the day and i don’t think i could stomach anyone else in the role
March 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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the authoritarianism is bad, but the loser energy is absolutely intolerable
March 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
listing my first edition/first printing hardcover ACOTAR books on pango for obscene sums of money because frankly i think i deserve payment for the time and energy i invested in the fairy smut
March 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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the fact that people are being disappeared in the name of ""preventing antisemitism"" by a christian nationalist administration is making me nauseated and horrified in ways i cant even begin to explain
March 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
sure we’re rationing the $8 eggs but don’t worry planes fall out of the sky now too and we’re cracking down on on those woke dei transgender mice!!!
March 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Every time I read a story like this I recommit to be louder and more defiant.
March 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
March 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
why is my entire feed anora hate rn. do i give off the energy of someone who hates anora, a movie that i think is delightfully fun and frankly pretty unhateable.
March 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
this is justice for the florida project 💖
March 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
well i WAS enjoying the oscars until hulu decided it was over mid-show ?????
March 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
i cannot believe timothée chalamet is completely seriously a professional adult man called timmy
March 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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TOMORROW- Friday, February 28th is BLACKOUT FRIDAY!

If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK!

Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore.

JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺

#24HourEconomicBlackout
February 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
shoutout to my agent for giving me some of the most exciting ✨vague publishing news✨ i could imagine while i am literally on a plane watching the dungeons & dragons movie. she’s the adult in this partnership and i don’t deserve her
February 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
unfortunately marvel rivals has shown me my truest self, and she is an internet troll. catch me (badly) playing squirrel girl & bullying teenage boys for sport all day i guess
February 24, 2025 at 10:21 AM