12 year old claire getting mushy over peeta mellark would not recognize 26 yo claire reading “what’s stopping you from fighting back? you outnumber them” and sitting bolt upright like i’ve just been electrocuted

yes i finally watched the 1999 one and i have yet to decide where “owen wilson gets decapitated by a fireplace” falls here

anyway! this is bad! starlink is bad and expensive! fuck this!

obviously i don’t expect anyone to buy them at those prices, NOR SHOULD THEY, but if i can’t even exchange a rare out of print fairy erotica for a carton of eggs in this economy what was it all for

demi moore was terrific in the substance, another movie i really like but will admit is deeply stupid fun and wild to have been up for so many academy awards! she also spends most of that movie unconscious. i will defend my girl mikey madison’s work in anora to the grave tysm