Cjelex
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Cjelex
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Loathsome Dung Eater
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#hourly #yeen https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/Yeens/photo_644@02-08-2019_23-03-49.jpg
February 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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✅ you are simply never out of position
February 12, 2026 at 7:12 AM
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‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ writer Rhett Reese reacts to viral video of Pig Snout in Bubbles Breakcore:

“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”

(Source: tinyurl.com/pvb45puk)
February 12, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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"Get a box of BPRO," they said. "You'll pull Albaz!"

Wanna know how bad my pulls are? I just managed to pull ZERO BLUES out of a box of Betty Crocker food coloring that I bought specifically for the blue.
February 11, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 8:16 PM
You know it's kinda ironic that cucumbers are shaped like penises when they taste exactly like pussy
February 10, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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(in # DwarvenCavern)

SubterraneanSub: @ Quirked_Up_Dwarf_Boy need elven footjob lore. coulda sworn it was an elf chick doing a bit

Quirked_Up_Dwarf_Boy: no. human foot pervert

DwarvenKendrick: TRYNA STRIKE GOLD MUST BE A MINERRRR
February 9, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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going to start referring to all this no-caffeine, omni-spectrum sobriety, celibacy, 996, workout and diet focus stuff as "mormonism with silicon valley characteristics" because it's more polite than calling it "homeschool mindset"
February 9, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Explaining the Super Bowl to a Yugioh player, imagine you opened up a Yugituber’s stream and they played Master Duel
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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I put my remaining savings into a Polymarket bet that "The Boys are Back in Town" would appear in a super bowl commercial
February 9, 2026 at 1:05 AM
West coast super bowls should be outlawed. Seeing it being played in the daylight feels wrong.
February 8, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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more deadlock doodles from the same batch
February 8, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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You non-sports fans have to understand that for people who are really into pro football, today is basically their Super Bowl
February 8, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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the " #deadlock fanart " as promised
February 8, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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Never Forget
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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February 8, 2026 at 9:26 AM
I'm getting into precious gems and rare jewels lately.
February 8, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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#hourly #yeen https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/Yeens/9711842981_a43d26abdd_c.jpg
February 7, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I've always ate my uncrustables in a circular pattern starting with the crust
I know y'all are going to have opinions about this... Syracuse's Donnie Freeman removes the crust from an Uncrustable
February 7, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I love sports betting #NotAnAddiction #winning #EpicGambling
February 7, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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February 5, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I met god, she's a foid
February 5, 2026 at 2:51 AM