Cjelex
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Cjelex
@cjelex.bsky.social
Loathsome Dung Eater
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February 5, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I met god, she's a foid
February 5, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 4:35 AM
February 4, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Just finished watching every YouTube video ever ama.
February 4, 2026 at 2:23 AM
It's weird that there's 3 xmen that are blue right?
February 3, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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for any who may need it
February 3, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I have infinitely more respect and interest in Garten of Banban than I do for Poppy Playtime
February 3, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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Graves, speedpaint on Youtube
February 2, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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Not the ruling database calling out Farfa's master saga gameplay lmao
February 1, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 2:26 PM
*video essayist at a chinese restaurant* "I'm not even gonna attempt at pronouncing that!"
*video essayist at a restaurant*

"right, I'll have the garlic bread for a starter"
"excellent choice, and for your entree?"
"OH WE'LL GET TO THAT, OH DON'T YOU WORRY WE'LL GET TO THAT"
January 30, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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We’re proud to present the debut of Donkey Dong Cunty performing “Snake Eater.” Huge thanks to Rock M Sakura for transforming Rocco into his drag persona!
January 29, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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could never say no
January 29, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter."

crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
The Noise Demonstrations Keeping ICE Agents Awake at Their Hotels
Participants in the noise demonstrations targeting hotels that house federal agents in the Twin Cities recount their experiences and explain how this tactic might be employed elsewhere.
crimethinc.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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you are made witness to a rare Homer of Victory. yell "woo hoo!" before sending this to the ally on your flank most at risk of capitulation to the enemy
January 28, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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how many Little Monkeys are jumping on the bed?
January 27, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Life hack, squeeze lemon juice directly into your penis hole
January 27, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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The Sopranos Happy Ending
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January 27, 2026 at 7:06 AM
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Barking at 3 AM (PRANK)
January 27, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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Important message for Rob schneider Actor
January 27, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 5:23 PM
huge news
January 27, 2026 at 5:13 PM