Cjelex
cjelex.bsky.social
Cjelex
@cjelex.bsky.social
Loathsome Dung Eater
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10-inch Wiglett Plush is $21.24 at Pokemon Center (discount at checkout. 15% off sitewide discount) buff.ly/O8KrN8G
October 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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NTR ice cream parlour where they keep doing the turkish ice cream bit until you beg for it
November 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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for all the millennials trying to figure out what the news means hopefully this helps!
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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guys it's not fucking funny. it's not funny ok it's not funny to say that trump was sucking on bill's clitton and it trickled down some economics in his throat. c'mon guys
November 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Hang on, maybe Trump WAS the Throat Goat
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Devastating discovery
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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okay, that just about does it
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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The word trog censored here is "laff happyyyy", hes been chirping and chiming all day in the group chat about how excited he is to play the new metroid prime. Hes also got path of exile 2, which he loves. It's good to be trog right now
that new metroid prime 4 gameplay video makes me want to **** ****** holy fucking shit
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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ITS REAL
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I think we need some sort of government program that scatters large treasure chests around the world
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Michael Wolff, Steve Bannon and Jeffrey Epstein taking time out of their day covering up the world's most famous pedophile ring to complain about Ta-Nehesi Coates.
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Muslims when someone asks for help: "Oh this is a test of mercy, I must respond with kindness and charity."

Christians when someone asks for help: "Oh this is a test of mercy, I must abjure this wicked demon who is trying to exploit my empathy and steal my tax-free lexus payment!"
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Yaoi: focusing on romantic relationships between men
Yuri: focusing on romantic relationships between women
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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a random $2 steam game called The Puppy actually managed to scare the shit out of me
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile was a documentary.
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
They should invent a condom full of glass so when you put it on your penis it hurts
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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sort of incredible to read a review that doesn't just made a vague nod at AI being bad, but actively reckons with the ways in which falling obsessively to AI usage actively obliterates the artistic intent and integrity of the work you've made.
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Is Psychic Lifetrancer the worst card to ever be considered a staple?
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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gaming magazines used to be so true........
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Doing that thing where I catch back up on Target news to see how the company’s doing and found out that they released these hoodies and then quickly pulled them from their website after, like, a day
November 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
It's insane that in a game that took Justin Fields 3 quarters to get over 12 passing yards that the main takeaway i'm having is how unexciting of a QB Dillon Gabriels is
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I don’t know why but my YouTube algorithm has decided to show me only ads for various toilet paper brands today. Is it calling me a poopoo man?
November 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Made a huge faux pas today when I mistook and Ogre for a Troll. Closed my eyes so I could concentrate on their riddle only to get smacked in the head with their club and thrown into their stew pot.
November 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
He had to ask for this thumbnail to be made while his wife is in the hospital
November 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM