For the dudes in chat, this is like finding an IPA that you really like but it’s called “Epic Ninja Awesome Jizz”

NTR ice cream parlour where they keep doing the turkish ice cream bit until you beg for it

Except for Paulie Walnuts, his last name is actually Walnuts

Cuck Chair POV

yay!

I mean COME ON

Seeing a flood of Kpop IRL Fanfiction Yaoi while us yuriheads are stuck with RWBY, Caitvi and Original Female Character Smut

Muslims when someone asks for help: "Oh this is a test of mercy, I must respond with kindness and charity."

Christians when someone asks for help: "Oh this is a test of mercy, I must abjure this wicked demon who is trying to exploit my empathy and steal my tax-free lexus payment!"

Wouldn't it make more sense for them to be called cuckem suckem robots to keep the rhyme the same?

I like the idea of you at a restaurant and going “Yeah can I get the check and a sandwich for a photoshoot to go”