Cjelex
cjelex.bsky.social
Cjelex
@cjelex.bsky.social
Loathsome Dung Eater
For the dudes in chat, this is like finding an IPA that you really like but it’s called “Epic Ninja Awesome Jizz”
November 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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NTR ice cream parlour where they keep doing the turkish ice cream bit until you beg for it
November 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Except for Paulie Walnuts, his last name is actually Walnuts
November 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Cuck Chair POV
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
yay!
November 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I mean COME ON
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Seeing a flood of Kpop IRL Fanfiction Yaoi while us yuriheads are stuck with RWBY, Caitvi and Original Female Character Smut
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Muslims when someone asks for help: "Oh this is a test of mercy, I must respond with kindness and charity."

Christians when someone asks for help: "Oh this is a test of mercy, I must abjure this wicked demon who is trying to exploit my empathy and steal my tax-free lexus payment!"
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Wouldn't it make more sense for them to be called cuckem suckem robots to keep the rhyme the same?
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I like the idea of you at a restaurant and going “Yeah can I get the check and a sandwich for a photoshoot to go”
November 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM