Murgatroyd
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this is indistinguishable from a danny gonzalez bit
November 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
this is indistinguishable from a danny gonzalez bit
i love city trial because it's a racing game where you can get fed in laning phase. sakurai was truly a visionary
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 AM
i love city trial because it's a racing game where you can get fed in laning phase. sakurai was truly a visionary
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Time to bring this back
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Time to bring this back
you'll do something cool in a video game and 2-3 straight dudes will be like BROOOO i can fucking MAKE OUT WITH YOU right now bro. that was insane bro can i suck your dick dude? please? i could swirl the tip with my tongue bro. that was so nuts, call me a good dog bro. bro can you call me a good dog
November 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
you'll do something cool in a video game and 2-3 straight dudes will be like BROOOO i can fucking MAKE OUT WITH YOU right now bro. that was insane bro can i suck your dick dude? please? i could swirl the tip with my tongue bro. that was so nuts, call me a good dog bro. bro can you call me a good dog
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harry potter sucks not even because of JKR or whatever, but because i am over 30 years old and i still have to regularly hear about a book i read when i was 8. imagine if we had to do discourse about goosebumps or animorphs every few months. what if you had to care about the very hungry caterpillar
April 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
harry potter sucks not even because of JKR or whatever, but because i am over 30 years old and i still have to regularly hear about a book i read when i was 8. imagine if we had to do discourse about goosebumps or animorphs every few months. what if you had to care about the very hungry caterpillar
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dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
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taping this to the back of my door so i don't get mixed up when the trick or treaters start showing up
October 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
taping this to the back of my door so i don't get mixed up when the trick or treaters start showing up
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trans girls be like "it's already been 6 months and i don't look any different!" then they show you this
October 29, 2025 at 6:59 AM
trans girls be like "it's already been 6 months and i don't look any different!" then they show you this
trans girls be like "it's already been 6 months and i don't look any different!" then they show you this
October 29, 2025 at 6:59 AM
trans girls be like "it's already been 6 months and i don't look any different!" then they show you this
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if you say "I MEAN THEY" to me it's actually exactly the same as not having misgendered me at all. this sounds facetious but i guarantee it will work on me 100% of the time. this is called the ally mulligan
October 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
if you say "I MEAN THEY" to me it's actually exactly the same as not having misgendered me at all. this sounds facetious but i guarantee it will work on me 100% of the time. this is called the ally mulligan
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due to dysphoria i only play games where I can play as a girl or a kirby. Gordon Freeman is a type of Kirby. Master Chief is a type of girl.
October 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
due to dysphoria i only play games where I can play as a girl or a kirby. Gordon Freeman is a type of Kirby. Master Chief is a type of girl.
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i think its good that bluesky is boring and you dont want to scroll through it too much because you're not supposed to waste your day away scrolling on social media when you could be using the computer to play & draw & learn before the corporations destroy the rest of the internet. tick tock
October 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
i think its good that bluesky is boring and you dont want to scroll through it too much because you're not supposed to waste your day away scrolling on social media when you could be using the computer to play & draw & learn before the corporations destroy the rest of the internet. tick tock
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very few people know this
October 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
very few people know this
my problematic trait is i want people to learn to cook good food for themselves, yet when they take one (1) shortcut which makes the process less overwhelming for themselves, i start being like NOOOO THAT'S WRONGGGGGGG
October 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
my problematic trait is i want people to learn to cook good food for themselves, yet when they take one (1) shortcut which makes the process less overwhelming for themselves, i start being like NOOOO THAT'S WRONGGGGGGG
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if you ever think you are going through life as a unique individual with specific life experiences and interests you are wrong you dumb mother fucker. there are only 400 people and we just repeat across the world with different accents and bone structure.
October 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
if you ever think you are going through life as a unique individual with specific life experiences and interests you are wrong you dumb mother fucker. there are only 400 people and we just repeat across the world with different accents and bone structure.
taking tylenol after getting a covid vaccine and it makes my headache go away but i start toe-walking
October 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
taking tylenol after getting a covid vaccine and it makes my headache go away but i start toe-walking
literally just give mario kart to sakurai next time what the fuck LMAO
October 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
literally just give mario kart to sakurai next time what the fuck LMAO
got my covid booster and flu shot in the same arm yesterday and now my shoulder is sprouting an eyeball like i was injected with the g-virus
October 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
got my covid booster and flu shot in the same arm yesterday and now my shoulder is sprouting an eyeball like i was injected with the g-virus
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PRIME target for future discourse. watch this space, people
September 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
PRIME target for future discourse. watch this space, people
i need to watch more movies
October 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
i need to watch more movies
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i want TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYBODY
October 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
i want TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYBODY
i wanna watch I Saw The TV Glow again, but at this point i don't have anyone to watch it with who wouldn't have a serious existential crisis about it
October 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
i wanna watch I Saw The TV Glow again, but at this point i don't have anyone to watch it with who wouldn't have a serious existential crisis about it