MarkThePage
@markthepage.bsky.social
Small YouTuber who vlogs about Nintendo and obnoxiously long Yu-Gi-Oh combos.
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"Get a box of BPRO," they said. "You'll pull Albaz!"
Wanna know how bad my pulls are? I just managed to pull ZERO BLUES out of a box of Betty Crocker food coloring that I bought specifically for the blue.
Wanna know how bad my pulls are? I just managed to pull ZERO BLUES out of a box of Betty Crocker food coloring that I bought specifically for the blue.
February 11, 2026 at 8:27 PM
"Get a box of BPRO," they said. "You'll pull Albaz!"
Wanna know how bad my pulls are? I just managed to pull ZERO BLUES out of a box of Betty Crocker food coloring that I bought specifically for the blue.
Wanna know how bad my pulls are? I just managed to pull ZERO BLUES out of a box of Betty Crocker food coloring that I bought specifically for the blue.
It's called Rainbow Bridge... it has a rainbow... it involves lv10 and field spells... It's not a Crystal Beast card.
To be a Crystal Beast player is to know suffering.
To be a Crystal Beast player is to know suffering.
February 10, 2026 at 12:33 PM
It's called Rainbow Bridge... it has a rainbow... it involves lv10 and field spells... It's not a Crystal Beast card.
To be a Crystal Beast player is to know suffering.
To be a Crystal Beast player is to know suffering.
Something has awakened in my brain and suddenly I can play piano and it's all I can think about. I'm sure it has nothing to do with procrastinating videos and prep for YCS Richmond.
February 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Something has awakened in my brain and suddenly I can play piano and it's all I can think about. I'm sure it has nothing to do with procrastinating videos and prep for YCS Richmond.
I bought Retaliating C in starlight rare thinking the overdone foil would obscure the picture. Nope, it foils everything BUT the foot and now I'm gonna get distracted during matches when I'm supposed to be focusing on card games.
February 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I bought Retaliating C in starlight rare thinking the overdone foil would obscure the picture. Nope, it foils everything BUT the foot and now I'm gonna get distracted during matches when I'm supposed to be focusing on card games.
🥺 P-pwease don't use that Bubblebeam on my hot wittle tail! UwU 👉👈
January 31, 2026 at 7:27 PM
🥺 P-pwease don't use that Bubblebeam on my hot wittle tail! UwU 👉👈
We can make straight Miis!!! Huge news for all the heterosexual gamers who will finally be able to see people like them depicted in media. (I still don't want any heteros on my island, personally, but I support y'all doing your own thing.)
www.nintendolife.com/news/2026/01...
www.nintendolife.com/news/2026/01...
Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream Will Allow Same-Sex Relationships & Non-Binary Miis
Finally fulfilling the "more inclusive" promise
www.nintendolife.com
January 29, 2026 at 5:55 PM
We can make straight Miis!!! Huge news for all the heterosexual gamers who will finally be able to see people like them depicted in media. (I still don't want any heteros on my island, personally, but I support y'all doing your own thing.)
www.nintendolife.com/news/2026/01...
www.nintendolife.com/news/2026/01...
Oh, that's different. Far from the worst snowstorm New England's seen in my lifetime, but strong wind! (I am SO tempted to open this window.)
January 26, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Oh, that's different. Far from the worst snowstorm New England's seen in my lifetime, but strong wind! (I am SO tempted to open this window.)
Exclusive preview of what I'm cooking for tomorrow's yugioh video
January 24, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Exclusive preview of what I'm cooking for tomorrow's yugioh video
I have an extremely strong opinion about people who play Paleo decks. I cannot fathom how the most grating and miserable deck in Yugioh's history is also, in my unfortunate Genesys experience, one of the most popular.
January 14, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I have an extremely strong opinion about people who play Paleo decks. I cannot fathom how the most grating and miserable deck in Yugioh's history is also, in my unfortunate Genesys experience, one of the most popular.
why do they call it side deck when you side in the cold card side out hot eat the card
January 12, 2026 at 9:43 PM
why do they call it side deck when you side in the cold card side out hot eat the card
Venusaur, buddy, you feeling okay?
January 12, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Venusaur, buddy, you feeling okay?
My insomnia's back, and you know what that means! I am coming up with new Yugioh combos whether I want to or not.
January 12, 2026 at 8:12 AM
My insomnia's back, and you know what that means! I am coming up with new Yugioh combos whether I want to or not.
If you like:
- fantasy
- or romance
- or mysteries
- or friends
- or fashion
- or battles
- or princesses who never surrender
- or warriors who talk about their feelings
- or finding strength in beauty
- or just sweet revenge
Then you will love The Princess Knight, the best book I have ever read.
- fantasy
- or romance
- or mysteries
- or friends
- or fashion
- or battles
- or princesses who never surrender
- or warriors who talk about their feelings
- or finding strength in beauty
- or just sweet revenge
Then you will love The Princess Knight, the best book I have ever read.
December 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
If you like:
- fantasy
- or romance
- or mysteries
- or friends
- or fashion
- or battles
- or princesses who never surrender
- or warriors who talk about their feelings
- or finding strength in beauty
- or just sweet revenge
Then you will love The Princess Knight, the best book I have ever read.
- fantasy
- or romance
- or mysteries
- or friends
- or fashion
- or battles
- or princesses who never surrender
- or warriors who talk about their feelings
- or finding strength in beauty
- or just sweet revenge
Then you will love The Princess Knight, the best book I have ever read.
Playing Genesys Format as Takahashi intended, with four different kinds of sleeves on my main deck.
December 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Playing Genesys Format as Takahashi intended, with four different kinds of sleeves on my main deck.
My Dogmatika Mimighouls discarded all of Joe's Gem-Knight fusions and his will to live, so today's baking project is a desperate attempt at a peace offering.
December 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
My Dogmatika Mimighouls discarded all of Joe's Gem-Knight fusions and his will to live, so today's baking project is a desperate attempt at a peace offering.
On Switch 2 I have finally experienced the legendary, magical world of Final Fantasy 7. Uh... I did not know Midgar would be so hilariously pedestrian!
But the intro mission required killing a dog to progress, so putting this game down was easy.
But the intro mission required killing a dog to progress, so putting this game down was easy.
December 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
On Switch 2 I have finally experienced the legendary, magical world of Final Fantasy 7. Uh... I did not know Midgar would be so hilariously pedestrian!
But the intro mission required killing a dog to progress, so putting this game down was easy.
But the intro mission required killing a dog to progress, so putting this game down was easy.
Expectation: follow Mark to get updates on his YouTube videos
Reality: Hey guys, I listened to the Pokemon Christmas album too much and they talk about Brock making Christmas cookies so I spent three hours making these. (The chocolate refused to melt until mixed with coconut oil.)
Reality: Hey guys, I listened to the Pokemon Christmas album too much and they talk about Brock making Christmas cookies so I spent three hours making these. (The chocolate refused to melt until mixed with coconut oil.)
December 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Expectation: follow Mark to get updates on his YouTube videos
Reality: Hey guys, I listened to the Pokemon Christmas album too much and they talk about Brock making Christmas cookies so I spent three hours making these. (The chocolate refused to melt until mixed with coconut oil.)
Reality: Hey guys, I listened to the Pokemon Christmas album too much and they talk about Brock making Christmas cookies so I spent three hours making these. (The chocolate refused to melt until mixed with coconut oil.)
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As someone aptly pointed-out on another platform: the Epstein files aren't filled with trans people. They're filled with wealthy, straight, white, cisgender men.
December 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
As someone aptly pointed-out on another platform: the Epstein files aren't filled with trans people. They're filled with wealthy, straight, white, cisgender men.
I did not fail to make a good batch of pumpkin bread. I succeeded in learning what happens if one increases the spices after cutting most of the sugar.
(One or the other. Doing both made it dry and bitter. Yes, I added chocolate and caramel chips because the fascists can't stop me.)
(One or the other. Doing both made it dry and bitter. Yes, I added chocolate and caramel chips because the fascists can't stop me.)
December 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I did not fail to make a good batch of pumpkin bread. I succeeded in learning what happens if one increases the spices after cutting most of the sugar.
(One or the other. Doing both made it dry and bitter. Yes, I added chocolate and caramel chips because the fascists can't stop me.)
(One or the other. Doing both made it dry and bitter. Yes, I added chocolate and caramel chips because the fascists can't stop me.)
This Republican just said something so horrible! Here, let me repost their hateful message in its entirety to ensure that it reaches as many people as possible. That'll teach them!
December 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This Republican just said something so horrible! Here, let me repost their hateful message in its entirety to ensure that it reaches as many people as possible. That'll teach them!
Just received the tragic news that She-Ra & the Princesses of Power is getting booted from Netflix 2/21/26, before I could hold down a boyfriend long enough to finish it.
On the bright side, now those later seasons won't be able to gaslight me into thinking Catra is redeemable.
On the bright side, now those later seasons won't be able to gaslight me into thinking Catra is redeemable.
December 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Just received the tragic news that She-Ra & the Princesses of Power is getting booted from Netflix 2/21/26, before I could hold down a boyfriend long enough to finish it.
On the bright side, now those later seasons won't be able to gaslight me into thinking Catra is redeemable.
On the bright side, now those later seasons won't be able to gaslight me into thinking Catra is redeemable.
I learned about Fidough today. For the first time in a long time, I feel like maybe I will be okay.
December 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I learned about Fidough today. For the first time in a long time, I feel like maybe I will be okay.
I just played the climax of Super Mario Odyssey. After years of growing away from video games, Odyssey has shown me how wonderful and exciting they can be. What a masterpiece.
December 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I just played the climax of Super Mario Odyssey. After years of growing away from video games, Odyssey has shown me how wonderful and exciting they can be. What a masterpiece.
Dreamed that I heard of a new electric-type Pokemon called Pssmoist. I'm still very excited to meet it.
December 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Dreamed that I heard of a new electric-type Pokemon called Pssmoist. I'm still very excited to meet it.
I appreciate the friends who have been trying to teach me to relax, indulge, and enjoy life like a normal person. Thanks to them, I have finally realized that actually I should work harder and be even more uptight.
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I appreciate the friends who have been trying to teach me to relax, indulge, and enjoy life like a normal person. Thanks to them, I have finally realized that actually I should work harder and be even more uptight.