MarkThePage
@markthepage.bsky.social
Small YouTuber who vlogs about Nintendo and obnoxiously long Yu-Gi-Oh combos.
youtube.com/markthepage
youtube.com/markthepage
I appreciate the friends who have been trying to teach me to relax, indulge, and enjoy life like a normal person. Thanks to them, I have finally realized that actually I should work harder and be even more uptight.
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I appreciate the friends who have been trying to teach me to relax, indulge, and enjoy life like a normal person. Thanks to them, I have finally realized that actually I should work harder and be even more uptight.
Konami's official tournament policy was updated today. Any player who shuffles their opening hand on Duelingbook will now be launched into the sun. Competitive Yu-Gi-Oh is now saved.
November 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Konami's official tournament policy was updated today. Any player who shuffles their opening hand on Duelingbook will now be launched into the sun. Competitive Yu-Gi-Oh is now saved.
Shoutout to all the furries out there! Y'all are eating good.
(I'm ace but I'm 90% sure I know what this means.)
(I'm ace but I'm 90% sure I know what this means.)
November 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Shoutout to all the furries out there! Y'all are eating good.
(I'm ace but I'm 90% sure I know what this means.)
(I'm ace but I'm 90% sure I know what this means.)
Who's up for some 4-player Yu-Gi-Oh? Join us on GoldenNova's Twitch channel RIGHT NOW (and tomorrow!) for the Domain for a Difference stream to support Trans Action for Global Equality. I'll be playing Domain Format with some other YugiTubers at 5pm EST!
www.twitch.tv/goldennovaygo
www.twitch.tv/goldennovaygo
November 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Who's up for some 4-player Yu-Gi-Oh? Join us on GoldenNova's Twitch channel RIGHT NOW (and tomorrow!) for the Domain for a Difference stream to support Trans Action for Global Equality. I'll be playing Domain Format with some other YugiTubers at 5pm EST!
www.twitch.tv/goldennovaygo
www.twitch.tv/goldennovaygo
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in three hours, you can catch me playing a game of Domain YuGiOh for charity! GoldenNova is hosting Domain for a Difference today and tomorrow, supporting Global Action for Trans Equality. come by and support a good cause.
www.twitch.tv/goldennovaygo
www.twitch.tv/goldennovaygo
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
in three hours, you can catch me playing a game of Domain YuGiOh for charity! GoldenNova is hosting Domain for a Difference today and tomorrow, supporting Global Action for Trans Equality. come by and support a good cause.
www.twitch.tv/goldennovaygo
www.twitch.tv/goldennovaygo
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STREAM IS GOING LIVE NOW OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAA
Reminder that the Domain For A Difference Charity Stream goes live tomorrow, and out lineup is out of this world! Can't wait to see ya there!
www.twitch.tv/goldennovaygo
www.twitch.tv/goldennovaygo
November 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
STREAM IS GOING LIVE NOW OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAA
Pokemon TCG Pocket: A drama in 3 acts
November 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Pokemon TCG Pocket: A drama in 3 acts
I need to be cooking up new Yugioh decks, but my brain only wants to cook actual food. (More potato & cheese burekas, cookie brownies, and enchiladas with bell peppers and black beans)
October 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I need to be cooking up new Yugioh decks, but my brain only wants to cook actual food. (More potato & cheese burekas, cookie brownies, and enchiladas with bell peppers and black beans)
Just had a dream that Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth was forbidden and I wasn't even surprised because, honestly, yeah, that card was a menace and needed to go.
October 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Just had a dream that Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth was forbidden and I wasn't even surprised because, honestly, yeah, that card was a menace and needed to go.
After living under a rock unspoiled for years, I've finally begun Pokemon Scarlet! 3 hours of gameplay and all I've done is take pictures in front of my house. CHECK OUT THAT TRAINER ID. 😎
October 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
After living under a rock unspoiled for years, I've finally begun Pokemon Scarlet! 3 hours of gameplay and all I've done is take pictures in front of my house. CHECK OUT THAT TRAINER ID. 😎
Every time I try DaVinci Resolve, I am freshly appalled at how convoluted and impractical it is compared to every other video editor.
(It takes a special kind of dev to decide that the mouse wheel's default behavior should be different in every task, non-customizable, and often deactivated.)
(It takes a special kind of dev to decide that the mouse wheel's default behavior should be different in every task, non-customizable, and often deactivated.)
October 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Every time I try DaVinci Resolve, I am freshly appalled at how convoluted and impractical it is compared to every other video editor.
(It takes a special kind of dev to decide that the mouse wheel's default behavior should be different in every task, non-customizable, and often deactivated.)
(It takes a special kind of dev to decide that the mouse wheel's default behavior should be different in every task, non-customizable, and often deactivated.)
Have you ever seen how the light leaves a man's eyes three duels deep into a Fire King mirror match, when both player's fields are continually blowing each other up and reviving intact?
October 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Have you ever seen how the light leaves a man's eyes three duels deep into a Fire King mirror match, when both player's fields are continually blowing each other up and reviving intact?
I think a lot about how many Yu-Gi-Oh players say you can't win going second unless you run 20 hand traps... whose win rates going second are 30% or less.
Mine is about even, using board breakers and big engines to reduce chokepoints.
Mine is about even, using board breakers and big engines to reduce chokepoints.
October 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I think a lot about how many Yu-Gi-Oh players say you can't win going second unless you run 20 hand traps... whose win rates going second are 30% or less.
Mine is about even, using board breakers and big engines to reduce chokepoints.
Mine is about even, using board breakers and big engines to reduce chokepoints.
The upside of late-stage gachas is that eventually they run low on waifus to sell and have to start acknowledging the starving gays.
(This post is about Fire Emblem Heroes.)
(This post is about Fire Emblem Heroes.)
October 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The upside of late-stage gachas is that eventually they run low on waifus to sell and have to start acknowledging the starving gays.
(This post is about Fire Emblem Heroes.)
(This post is about Fire Emblem Heroes.)
I rejected an offer to make sponsored videos on my YouTube channel. Paying less than 10% of the standard rate, basically asking me to produce free ads for them. Honestly insulting.
That they would not negotiate implies that other YugiTubers have accepted... Y'all, you gotta have some self respect.
That they would not negotiate implies that other YugiTubers have accepted... Y'all, you gotta have some self respect.
September 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I rejected an offer to make sponsored videos on my YouTube channel. Paying less than 10% of the standard rate, basically asking me to produce free ads for them. Honestly insulting.
That they would not negotiate implies that other YugiTubers have accepted... Y'all, you gotta have some self respect.
That they would not negotiate implies that other YugiTubers have accepted... Y'all, you gotta have some self respect.
What deck am I cooking today?
I had a life-changing potato & cheese bureka at Bread's Bakery in NYC and just had to make a vastly inferior batch at home. And I did it! They are mediocre AND greater in quantity! Success!
I had a life-changing potato & cheese bureka at Bread's Bakery in NYC and just had to make a vastly inferior batch at home. And I did it! They are mediocre AND greater in quantity! Success!
September 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
What deck am I cooking today?
I had a life-changing potato & cheese bureka at Bread's Bakery in NYC and just had to make a vastly inferior batch at home. And I did it! They are mediocre AND greater in quantity! Success!
I had a life-changing potato & cheese bureka at Bread's Bakery in NYC and just had to make a vastly inferior batch at home. And I did it! They are mediocre AND greater in quantity! Success!
Man, I can't be leading humanity from the icy abyss and reestablishing civilization. I'm tired. I just wanted to get groceries.
September 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Man, I can't be leading humanity from the icy abyss and reestablishing civilization. I'm tired. I just wanted to get groceries.
Woe is me, for my perfect twink booty belies my overbearing personality.
September 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Woe is me, for my perfect twink booty belies my overbearing personality.
Those who break the social contract do not deserve to be protected by it.
No polite sympathy is owed to those who hatefully dehumanize others.
No polite sympathy is owed to those who hatefully dehumanize others.
September 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Those who break the social contract do not deserve to be protected by it.
No polite sympathy is owed to those who hatefully dehumanize others.
No polite sympathy is owed to those who hatefully dehumanize others.
Apparently lucky packs can appear in Wonder Pick in Pokemon TCG Pocket! Now I can add to my stack of waaay too many Infernapes.
September 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Apparently lucky packs can appear in Wonder Pick in Pokemon TCG Pocket! Now I can add to my stack of waaay too many Infernapes.
It took a long time to finish this year's big Crystal Beast guide, partly because it's 41 minutes long, not counting the 10-minute section on Snake-Eyes Doomed Dragon that was uploaded separately.
I hope I don't owe the world anything more after this: youtu.be/UxWG8I-GUu8
I hope I don't owe the world anything more after this: youtu.be/UxWG8I-GUu8
How to Win with Crystal Beasts - 2025 Edition
YouTube video by MarkThePage
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September 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It took a long time to finish this year's big Crystal Beast guide, partly because it's 41 minutes long, not counting the 10-minute section on Snake-Eyes Doomed Dragon that was uploaded separately.
I hope I don't owe the world anything more after this: youtu.be/UxWG8I-GUu8
I hope I don't owe the world anything more after this: youtu.be/UxWG8I-GUu8
My YouTube analytics sensed a great disturbance in the force of Yu-Gi-Oh tournament policy announcements.
September 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
My YouTube analytics sensed a great disturbance in the force of Yu-Gi-Oh tournament policy announcements.
My new Crystal Beast guide video took five hours to record. It'll be the next upload. Please find the patience to wait just a little longer, and share some of it with me as I try to edit this monster...
August 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My new Crystal Beast guide video took five hours to record. It'll be the next upload. Please find the patience to wait just a little longer, and share some of it with me as I try to edit this monster...
The definition of insanity is plugging in the same equipment with the same settings, and getting different results every time. Am I eternally bad at videography, or is this just how it works?
August 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The definition of insanity is plugging in the same equipment with the same settings, and getting different results every time. Am I eternally bad at videography, or is this just how it works?
I made a video reviewing/gushing/making dumb jokes about the outfits in Mario Kart World. Although the gameplay is lacking, the worldbuilding is wonderful and also it gave us biker Peach, humanity's greatest achievement: youtu.be/ytTVgamKNBo
Reviewing the fashion of Mario Kart World
YouTube video by MarkThePage
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August 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I made a video reviewing/gushing/making dumb jokes about the outfits in Mario Kart World. Although the gameplay is lacking, the worldbuilding is wonderful and also it gave us biker Peach, humanity's greatest achievement: youtu.be/ytTVgamKNBo