CJ Beshara
@cjbeshara.bsky.social
(they/them) sf/f writer dabbling in posting. you’ll be able to read my debut novel soon, in summer 2026 actually. will you like it? idk man I don’t make the rules.
https://linktr.ee/cjbeshara
https://linktr.ee/cjbeshara
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2025 writing totals:
11 completed short stories
1 completed novella
2 completed novels
8 works unfinished or in progress
total word count: 390,676
11 completed short stories
1 completed novella
2 completed novels
8 works unfinished or in progress
total word count: 390,676
the sky is falling, does anyone want Dunkin?
January 25, 2026 at 1:36 PM
the sky is falling, does anyone want Dunkin?
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i can't be funny under these conditions
January 24, 2026 at 10:58 PM
i can't be funny under these conditions
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(borat jovi voice) it's my wife
January 23, 2026 at 11:58 PM
(borat jovi voice) it's my wife
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
every day I chant to myself “don’t start reading the Horus Heresy book” as if it’s some kind of charm that will protect me from evil
January 23, 2026 at 1:48 PM
every day I chant to myself “don’t start reading the Horus Heresy book” as if it’s some kind of charm that will protect me from evil
sometimes I think I’m not a very good writer, and then sometimes I read an actual mess of a traditionally published book and think “huh, maybe the bar isn’t that high after all…”
January 21, 2026 at 3:30 PM
sometimes I think I’m not a very good writer, and then sometimes I read an actual mess of a traditionally published book and think “huh, maybe the bar isn’t that high after all…”
no bluesky, at no point will I be going live. if you stay tuned long enough though, I will eventually be going dead. that could be interesting.
January 18, 2026 at 4:32 PM
no bluesky, at no point will I be going live. if you stay tuned long enough though, I will eventually be going dead. that could be interesting.
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flirting with people so I can get them to read my work
January 18, 2026 at 1:59 AM
flirting with people so I can get them to read my work
about to become someone who only reads forgotten novels from the 1930s and 1940s I’m afraid
January 18, 2026 at 3:54 AM
about to become someone who only reads forgotten novels from the 1930s and 1940s I’m afraid
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making friends is actually really easy. just start talking. say words. keep doing that. boom. wow. someone loves your shit.
January 17, 2026 at 6:28 AM
making friends is actually really easy. just start talking. say words. keep doing that. boom. wow. someone loves your shit.
man there is just so much I wish wasn’t happening lmao
January 16, 2026 at 2:40 PM
man there is just so much I wish wasn’t happening lmao
drawing a map. mad about it.
January 15, 2026 at 5:45 PM
drawing a map. mad about it.
revising 8,000 words of pure slop into something that will at least piss everyone off
January 14, 2026 at 7:45 PM
revising 8,000 words of pure slop into something that will at least piss everyone off
in my current WIP…his whereabouts when his daughter was born 🤣
What’s the biggest lie your MC has ever told? Who did they lie to and why? #WritingPrompt
January 14, 2026 at 4:38 PM
in my current WIP…his whereabouts when his daughter was born 🤣
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
absolutely TERRIFYING numbers of notifications today, is this what the reply guys do it for
January 13, 2026 at 9:04 PM
absolutely TERRIFYING numbers of notifications today, is this what the reply guys do it for
in public thinking “why the fuck are you staring at me” full well knowing there are a dozen reasons they could be staring at me and most of them are my own fault
January 13, 2026 at 6:37 PM
in public thinking “why the fuck are you staring at me” full well knowing there are a dozen reasons they could be staring at me and most of them are my own fault
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bluesky is all about saying something insane into the void and hearing 2-3 people go “yeah!” in the distance
January 13, 2026 at 5:51 PM
bluesky is all about saying something insane into the void and hearing 2-3 people go “yeah!” in the distance
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"bluesky is boring" then youre a fake ass poster. youre not supposed to mindlessly scroll youre supposed to post your every thought for the five people who care about u
January 13, 2026 at 5:47 PM
"bluesky is boring" then youre a fake ass poster. youre not supposed to mindlessly scroll youre supposed to post your every thought for the five people who care about u
one good crank on that medieval stretching torture device could fix me
January 13, 2026 at 4:36 AM
one good crank on that medieval stretching torture device could fix me
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I’ve got a few of these books left, so if you want an autographed copy with some extra goodies, hit me up.
January 12, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I’ve got a few of these books left, so if you want an autographed copy with some extra goodies, hit me up.
conjuring 500 words to intimidate my opps
January 12, 2026 at 11:04 PM
conjuring 500 words to intimidate my opps
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Think this is a post we can all get behind.
Books.
January 12, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Think this is a post we can all get behind.