if the sky was raining titties I’d get hit with a dick

RT if u agree

Over there sits your childhood stuffed animal slowly losing atoms to chaos. Piece by piece he says goodbye. Piece by piece you join him.

@septa-social.bsky.social is the parking app working? I’m unable to complete my transaction.
Glenside station.

do you think "I'm a joker, I'm a toker",etc goes through Al Roker's head all day long but he sings "I'm Al Roker"

This photograph shows us the other side of the Moon, which we usually do not see. It was captured by the Chinese Chang'e 5-T1 spacecraft.

i found what i believe is the course mentioned. it appears to have been available for years, along with at least 150 other free courses Harvard offers online. (I know how many because i went and counted them.)

pll.harvard.edu/course/ameri...

Did you know the “weekend” and working only 8 hours per day used to be considered a radical, liberal idea?

139 years ago today, in Bay View, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 7 workers (including a 13 yo) lost their lives to advance this revolutionary idea.

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By 1884, the labor unions had had enough, and they began mobilizing for better working conditions.

After 2 years of little progress, 340,000 workers went on strike to march on cities across the country on May 1st, 1886.

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‘do you know who the fuck i am’ i howl into my peppa pig flip phone while chug-a-lugging my toy navy ship through a massive bubble mountain in my bathtub

What animals is it OK to run from and with what animals should you stand your ground.

This one tried to pet the fluffy cow elk and ended up getting run off by the dominant bull in town.
In this case running was the right option.
Why is that ?

#cats

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I understand Elon Musk is trying to get people to stop donating to Wikipedia, which reminded me that I hadn't yet made my usual annual donation to Wikipedia, so now that's been taken care of