Jay…MF…Kay
@cindasmommy.bsky.social
I’m “I only want single origin coffee beans from Costa Rica” bougie. I wanna grind my own beans. I’m French pressing or pouring over.
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I’m “I only want single origin coffee beans from Costa Rica” bougie. I wanna grind my own beans. I’m French pressing or pouring over.
French fries. Specifically McDonald’s.
When you say you a eater, what you eatin👀👀👀
November 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
French fries. Specifically McDonald’s.
Pretty and Petty inspired to write in my journal.
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Pretty and Petty inspired to write in my journal.
I’m always stuck behind the goofy ass bitch who won’t take the yellow. Coward ass pussy ass bitch.
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’m always stuck behind the goofy ass bitch who won’t take the yellow. Coward ass pussy ass bitch.
Cinda asked me to get her more facial cleanser from Ulta.
Me: Did you…
Cinda: Yes, I already cut the bottle open. It’s empty.
WE DO NOT WASTE PRODUCT!!!
Me: Did you…
Cinda: Yes, I already cut the bottle open. It’s empty.
WE DO NOT WASTE PRODUCT!!!
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Cinda asked me to get her more facial cleanser from Ulta.
Me: Did you…
Cinda: Yes, I already cut the bottle open. It’s empty.
WE DO NOT WASTE PRODUCT!!!
Me: Did you…
Cinda: Yes, I already cut the bottle open. It’s empty.
WE DO NOT WASTE PRODUCT!!!
Is me. I’m an Old Old.
To avoid any confusion: I’m like, old, old.
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Is me. I’m an Old Old.
I’m seriously thinking of an excuse to stay home.
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I’m seriously thinking of an excuse to stay home.
My assholes haven’t adapted to DST yet and they wake me up an hour earlier every single day.
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
My assholes haven’t adapted to DST yet and they wake me up an hour earlier every single day.
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But again, we're going to start a war with Nigeria because of how their Christians are treated. 🙄
“Federal authorities told demonstrators Friday that there would be ‘no more prayer’ in front of or inside the Broadview ICE facility, in a move that mystified local leaders and raised legal questions.” blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/07/f...
Feds Tell Faith Leaders 'No More Prayer' Outside Broadview Facility
In a possible violation of the First Amendment, federal officials instructed demonstrators to stop holding religious gatherings outside the immigration processing facility in suburban Broadview after ...
blockclubchicago.org
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
But again, we're going to start a war with Nigeria because of how their Christians are treated. 🙄
Any Black accent
Name the worst movie/TV accents.
November 8, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Any Black accent
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99% of things that are supposed to be in New Orleans.
Name the worst movie/TV accents.
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
99% of things that are supposed to be in New Orleans.
White folks learning about fuck around and finding out is hilarious. We really are the blueprint.
November 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
White folks learning about fuck around and finding out is hilarious. We really are the blueprint.
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Fun Fact: The Wind in the Windy City moniker was in reference to politicians being verbal Wind Bags (and talking/fighting a lot) and not actual environmental/weather wind.
But do not get it twisted the Hawk do be Hawk'ing.
But do not get it twisted the Hawk do be Hawk'ing.
Periodic reminder that Boston is actually the windiest city, even more than the Windy City itself.
Boston is still seeing the windiest year on record, with average wind gusts just a nudge under 30 mph at Logan. Weather stations within the city and along the north & south shores are following suit. 🌬️🍃
#boston #wind #mawx #riwx #nhwx #NewEngland @bostonglobe.com
#boston #wind #mawx #riwx #nhwx #NewEngland @bostonglobe.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Fun Fact: The Wind in the Windy City moniker was in reference to politicians being verbal Wind Bags (and talking/fighting a lot) and not actual environmental/weather wind.
But do not get it twisted the Hawk do be Hawk'ing.
But do not get it twisted the Hawk do be Hawk'ing.
If lactose intolerance disproportionately affected white folks instead of Black and Asian people, school children wouldn’t be forced to take a milk at lunch, at home lactase testing would be a thing, and lactase enzymes would be put in all dairy products.
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
If lactose intolerance disproportionately affected white folks instead of Black and Asian people, school children wouldn’t be forced to take a milk at lunch, at home lactase testing would be a thing, and lactase enzymes would be put in all dairy products.
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Ald. Matt Martin and @onenorthside.bsky.social are hosting a rally tonight in support of the preschool teacher who was taken by ICE this morning.
We need ICE out of our schools and out of Chicago!
#ice #chicago
We need ICE out of our schools and out of Chicago!
#ice #chicago
November 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Ald. Matt Martin and @onenorthside.bsky.social are hosting a rally tonight in support of the preschool teacher who was taken by ICE this morning.
We need ICE out of our schools and out of Chicago!
#ice #chicago
We need ICE out of our schools and out of Chicago!
#ice #chicago
Brickyard. We going to the arcade!!
You just got out of school in 8th grade and find a fresh $20 bill on the ground. What's your next move?
November 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Brickyard. We going to the arcade!!
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Not for nothing, but can you imagine being cousins with Mamdani? You know they're finna get compared to Mamdani every chance their parent gets 😭
November 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Not for nothing, but can you imagine being cousins with Mamdani? You know they're finna get compared to Mamdani every chance their parent gets 😭
Unless you’re flying out of Atlanta. That shit was stressful.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Unless you’re flying out of Atlanta. That shit was stressful.
I finally got my car fixed. The emojis and DMs are gone from my dashboard!
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I finally got my car fixed. The emojis and DMs are gone from my dashboard!
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And I was told white men voting for a black woman was impossible.
VA governor’s election demographic results so far: www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
And I was told white men voting for a black woman was impossible.
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the base of the democratic party is black women.
VA governor’s election demographic results so far: www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
the base of the democratic party is black women.
Wacced Out Murals still gets heavy play over here.
Coming up on a year since it dropped. Still in rotation? What are your favorites?
November 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Wacced Out Murals still gets heavy play over here.
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Every one of you thought of a specific person after reading this
November 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Every one of you thought of a specific person after reading this