Chunnel Tatum
@chunneltatum.bsky.social
My fans call me “Pau Pau,” it’s the sound of a gun that fires love.
Not today, today
January 30, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Not today, today
"it doesn't have highly visible, annoying superfans" like that's a bad thing
December 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
"it doesn't have highly visible, annoying superfans" like that's a bad thing
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Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists.
You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man, but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?
You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man, but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?
November 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists.
You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man, but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?
You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man, but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?
I like you because you’re funny, but care about you because you’re human. No need to apologize. LFG
October 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I like you because you’re funny, but care about you because you’re human. No need to apologize. LFG
[clearly full of blood] oh umm, actually i'm, uh all out right now
September 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
[clearly full of blood] oh umm, actually i'm, uh all out right now
57%, right? 42% would be "much" less likely
July 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
57%, right? 42% would be "much" less likely
Reports are saying you “faceplanted” and are a “weenie” because your words and votes. I agree. Do better defector.com/weenie-centr...
Weenie Centrist Legislator Faceplants Hard At Weekend Protest Event | Defector
April McClain Delaney, House representative for Maryland’s 6th congressional district, did not get off to a hot start in her address to Frederick, Md.’s modest-sized but otherwise energetic and very p...
defector.com
June 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Reports are saying you “faceplanted” and are a “weenie” because your words and votes. I agree. Do better defector.com/weenie-centr...
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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hey, I just met Zeus
and this is crazy
but he's a swan and
I'm having babies
and this is crazy
but he's a swan and
I'm having babies
August 4, 2023 at 1:37 AM
hey, I just met Zeus
and this is crazy
but he's a swan and
I'm having babies
and this is crazy
but he's a swan and
I'm having babies
cool mug. i like the cup you are drinking out of too
November 14, 2024 at 4:00 PM
cool mug. i like the cup you are drinking out of too
You profoundly misunderstood the electorate and you profoundly misunderstand the audience here. People are hurting and are going to remember you and make you feel unwelcome. You have failed to make the case why they shouldn't. You should leave.
November 10, 2024 at 3:47 AM
You profoundly misunderstood the electorate and you profoundly misunderstand the audience here. People are hurting and are going to remember you and make you feel unwelcome. You have failed to make the case why they shouldn't. You should leave.
Now that chatbots have passed it, do you think the Turing Test is a good measure of intelligence?
November 9, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Now that chatbots have passed it, do you think the Turing Test is a good measure of intelligence?
How is Tom Brady going to do as an analyst?
September 8, 2024 at 12:01 PM
How is Tom Brady going to do as an analyst?
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“hand me the apparatus!” i yell over the howling wind to the so-called hero. i shake my gun in his direction. “it’s over! i’ve won!”
he doesn’t respond… he’s looking behind me. i turn— but it’s too late!
“SURPRISE!!” yell all of my closest friends. they got me an apparatus
he doesn’t respond… he’s looking behind me. i turn— but it’s too late!
“SURPRISE!!” yell all of my closest friends. they got me an apparatus
August 29, 2024 at 1:46 AM
“hand me the apparatus!” i yell over the howling wind to the so-called hero. i shake my gun in his direction. “it’s over! i’ve won!”
he doesn’t respond… he’s looking behind me. i turn— but it’s too late!
“SURPRISE!!” yell all of my closest friends. they got me an apparatus
he doesn’t respond… he’s looking behind me. i turn— but it’s too late!
“SURPRISE!!” yell all of my closest friends. they got me an apparatus
maybe they are trying to turn the "overlook hotel" from the shining into a verb
August 2, 2024 at 1:32 PM
maybe they are trying to turn the "overlook hotel" from the shining into a verb
they are wearing little caps
May 15, 2024 at 11:27 PM
they are wearing little caps
professionally kiss my ass
April 30, 2024 at 12:00 AM
professionally kiss my ass
this new snackwells marketing campaign is wild
September 5, 2023 at 5:27 PM
this new snackwells marketing campaign is wild
i tried stok (bottled) recently and now i'm a stok loyalist
August 31, 2023 at 12:12 PM
i tried stok (bottled) recently and now i'm a stok loyalist