Chunnel Tatum
@chunneltatum.bsky.social
My fans call me “Pau Pau,” it’s the sound of a gun that fires love.
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Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists.
You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man, but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?
You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man, but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?
November 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists.
You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man, but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?
You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man, but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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hey, I just met Zeus
and this is crazy
but he's a swan and
I'm having babies
and this is crazy
but he's a swan and
I'm having babies
August 4, 2023 at 1:37 AM
hey, I just met Zeus
and this is crazy
but he's a swan and
I'm having babies
and this is crazy
but he's a swan and
I'm having babies
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“hand me the apparatus!” i yell over the howling wind to the so-called hero. i shake my gun in his direction. “it’s over! i’ve won!”
he doesn’t respond… he’s looking behind me. i turn— but it’s too late!
“SURPRISE!!” yell all of my closest friends. they got me an apparatus
he doesn’t respond… he’s looking behind me. i turn— but it’s too late!
“SURPRISE!!” yell all of my closest friends. they got me an apparatus
August 29, 2024 at 1:46 AM
“hand me the apparatus!” i yell over the howling wind to the so-called hero. i shake my gun in his direction. “it’s over! i’ve won!”
he doesn’t respond… he’s looking behind me. i turn— but it’s too late!
“SURPRISE!!” yell all of my closest friends. they got me an apparatus
he doesn’t respond… he’s looking behind me. i turn— but it’s too late!
“SURPRISE!!” yell all of my closest friends. they got me an apparatus