Chugg Monker
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Chugg Monker
@chuggmonker.bsky.social
· Jan 7
I remember simpler times when the presidents of the United States of America were focused on the real issues like moving to the country to eat a lot of peaches
I love how websites ask you to accept cookies and say “we value your privacy!” It essentially means they’ll sell my privacy to the highest bidder because my privacy is way too valuable to keep to themselves.
September 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I love how websites ask you to accept cookies and say “we value your privacy!” It essentially means they’ll sell my privacy to the highest bidder because my privacy is way too valuable to keep to themselves.
I used to work with a guy who would respond to any minor personal information you shared by repeating it and saying it explained a lot.
“Oh, you like cheese? That explains a lot…”
It made you self conscious and felt so condescending. Total respect for his comedic craft though. 5 stars.
“Oh, you like cheese? That explains a lot…”
It made you self conscious and felt so condescending. Total respect for his comedic craft though. 5 stars.
September 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I used to work with a guy who would respond to any minor personal information you shared by repeating it and saying it explained a lot.
“Oh, you like cheese? That explains a lot…”
It made you self conscious and felt so condescending. Total respect for his comedic craft though. 5 stars.
“Oh, you like cheese? That explains a lot…”
It made you self conscious and felt so condescending. Total respect for his comedic craft though. 5 stars.
You kids think you’re doing it tough? Back in my day, we didn’t have modern luxuries like the Jump to Recipe button.
August 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM
You kids think you’re doing it tough? Back in my day, we didn’t have modern luxuries like the Jump to Recipe button.
I resent the fact that being a millennial makes it sound like I’m a thousand years old
August 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I resent the fact that being a millennial makes it sound like I’m a thousand years old
The condensation on my iced coffee cup is determined to make it look I had an accident on the bus
August 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The condensation on my iced coffee cup is determined to make it look I had an accident on the bus
I’m so done with laundry. I want biodegradable clothing. I want to wear a shirt today and then toss it in the garden after work. Pop some seeds in the shirts to add a little speckle and I’ll reforest the whole country by myself.
August 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I’m so done with laundry. I want biodegradable clothing. I want to wear a shirt today and then toss it in the garden after work. Pop some seeds in the shirts to add a little speckle and I’ll reforest the whole country by myself.
I’d like to think that at one point in history an unprepared inventor was asked what they’d named their product and their response was “Um… Brella?”
August 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I’d like to think that at one point in history an unprepared inventor was asked what they’d named their product and their response was “Um… Brella?”
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TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DOUBTED ME WHEN I WAS A KID: you called it, congrats
August 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DOUBTED ME WHEN I WAS A KID: you called it, congrats
Jeff Bezos is filthy rich because he understood that I need a 24 pack of socks and a pickle slicer and I need them ASAP
August 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Jeff Bezos is filthy rich because he understood that I need a 24 pack of socks and a pickle slicer and I need them ASAP
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I don't want it if the street taco's not made with 100% real street
August 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I don't want it if the street taco's not made with 100% real street
Hindsight is 20/20 but that was 5 years ago bro
August 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Hindsight is 20/20 but that was 5 years ago bro
We’ve tried letting humans run the world and look how that’s gone for us. It’s time to put the raccoons in charge.
August 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
We’ve tried letting humans run the world and look how that’s gone for us. It’s time to put the raccoons in charge.
Take me back to simpler times like when Usher said “Yeah” and did a lil dance and everyone agreed “Yeah!”
August 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Take me back to simpler times like when Usher said “Yeah” and did a lil dance and everyone agreed “Yeah!”
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Ducks are not impressed when you put two Pringles in your mouth and pretend you're one of them FYI.
August 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Ducks are not impressed when you put two Pringles in your mouth and pretend you're one of them FYI.
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Guys, I've been working on my Benedict Cumberbatch impression! Listen:
BENDICAT CRUMBLEBOTCH: Hi
Ugh no, that still needs work.
BENDICAT CRUMBLEBOTCH: Hi
Ugh no, that still needs work.
August 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Guys, I've been working on my Benedict Cumberbatch impression! Listen:
BENDICAT CRUMBLEBOTCH: Hi
Ugh no, that still needs work.
BENDICAT CRUMBLEBOTCH: Hi
Ugh no, that still needs work.
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"I have zero regrets" cool cool I have at least 37 from just this morning alone. We are not the same.
July 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"I have zero regrets" cool cool I have at least 37 from just this morning alone. We are not the same.
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Going to start telling people that I have a podcast just to feel alive
August 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Going to start telling people that I have a podcast just to feel alive
Can’t say I had “almost getting hit by a guy on a unicycle” on my 2025 bingo card, but I can check it off now anyways
July 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Can’t say I had “almost getting hit by a guy on a unicycle” on my 2025 bingo card, but I can check it off now anyways
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If everyone could stop asking me to leave a review for every single thing ever for the rest of time that would be pretty cool. Just saying.
July 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
If everyone could stop asking me to leave a review for every single thing ever for the rest of time that would be pretty cool. Just saying.
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How dare clothing stores update their styles regularly when I just want to repurchase the same exact sweater I bought seven years ago
July 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM
How dare clothing stores update their styles regularly when I just want to repurchase the same exact sweater I bought seven years ago
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My superpower is overthinking everything for as long as possible and still somehow proceeding to make the worst decision you could possibly imagine
July 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
My superpower is overthinking everything for as long as possible and still somehow proceeding to make the worst decision you could possibly imagine
Bought $70 worth of fruit and vegetables and now I can’t wait to order pizza
July 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Bought $70 worth of fruit and vegetables and now I can’t wait to order pizza
Goats are maaaaad
And sheep are baaaad
And wolves just don’t care for your shenanigans Timothy
And sheep are baaaad
And wolves just don’t care for your shenanigans Timothy
July 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Goats are maaaaad
And sheep are baaaad
And wolves just don’t care for your shenanigans Timothy
And sheep are baaaad
And wolves just don’t care for your shenanigans Timothy
Them: You’ve got rizz!
Me: Yeah I do!
*pulls a handful of risotto out of my pocket*
Me: Yeah I do!
*pulls a handful of risotto out of my pocket*
July 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Them: You’ve got rizz!
Me: Yeah I do!
*pulls a handful of risotto out of my pocket*
Me: Yeah I do!
*pulls a handful of risotto out of my pocket*
Every time I use aloe, I have to say “aloe, aloe, aloe” in a British accent
July 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Every time I use aloe, I have to say “aloe, aloe, aloe” in a British accent