Christopher
@chrisworcs.bsky.social
I just told Miss Blanche: I'm going downtown to see a man about jury duty
He/him 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸
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Can I have a jam sandwich please Mrs Patterson
February 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Can I have a jam sandwich please Mrs Patterson
Since @tomusher.bsky.social's piece on r/bald I've been completely obsessed with it. So wholesome. And seeing people go from kinda funny looking to drop dead gorgeous with one quick head shave is just *chef's kiss*. I am feeling a lot more relaxed about if/when it finally happens to me
February 4, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Since @tomusher.bsky.social's piece on r/bald I've been completely obsessed with it. So wholesome. And seeing people go from kinda funny looking to drop dead gorgeous with one quick head shave is just *chef's kiss*. I am feeling a lot more relaxed about if/when it finally happens to me
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White liberals erasing the history of Black people’s labour
What are the odds!
What are the odds!
February 3, 2026 at 4:21 PM
White liberals erasing the history of Black people’s labour
What are the odds!
What are the odds!
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Having a little stretch
February 3, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Having a little stretch
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@chrisworcs.bsky.social has swears! They've used 577 profanities in their last 4,173 posts.
🥇 "fucking" (135 times)
🥈 "shit" (98 times)
🥉 "fuck" (48 times)
🥇 "fucking" (135 times)
🥈 "shit" (98 times)
🥉 "fuck" (48 times)
February 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
@chrisworcs.bsky.social has swears! They've used 577 profanities in their last 4,173 posts.
🥇 "fucking" (135 times)
🥈 "shit" (98 times)
🥉 "fuck" (48 times)
🥇 "fucking" (135 times)
🥈 "shit" (98 times)
🥉 "fuck" (48 times)
Ok I may be some time. See you in 2029ish
Every Lego catalogue, in full, from 1966-2015. At the link brickset.com/library/cata...
February 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Ok I may be some time. See you in 2029ish
@profanity.accountant ok I've got the fomo again
February 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
@profanity.accountant ok I've got the fomo again
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Really unfair to share that picture of a young Wes Streeting with Peter Mandelson—sure he's a much better judge of character these days
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Wes Streeting ex-aide Sam Gould sentenced over indecent exposures
A Labour councillor was handed a suspended sentence after exposing himself to a girl and a woman.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Really unfair to share that picture of a young Wes Streeting with Peter Mandelson—sure he's a much better judge of character these days
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Again, I know I'm just repeating both myself and literally every other Extremely Online person rn but it's so fucking hard to not just go completely batshit with everything going on. What do you mean I have to still pay taxes and clean the bathroom? Have you seen *gestures widely to the world*?
February 3, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Again, I know I'm just repeating both myself and literally every other Extremely Online person rn but it's so fucking hard to not just go completely batshit with everything going on. What do you mean I have to still pay taxes and clean the bathroom? Have you seen *gestures widely to the world*?
I would like to see Mandelson die in prison tbh
February 3, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I would like to see Mandelson die in prison tbh
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Amen
I’m only posting a lot this last 2 weeks because it’s better than thinking
February 3, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Amen
Having a little stretch
February 3, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Having a little stretch
Thinking about Jubilee (1978) again so I might have to watch it. Again.
February 3, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Thinking about Jubilee (1978) again so I might have to watch it. Again.
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should be obvious but how we collectively react to the historical child abuse revelations coming out now will influence what people currently abusing children today will feel they can get away with. it will influence whether or not current/ new victims can feel safe enough to come forwards.
February 2, 2026 at 11:42 PM
should be obvious but how we collectively react to the historical child abuse revelations coming out now will influence what people currently abusing children today will feel they can get away with. it will influence whether or not current/ new victims can feel safe enough to come forwards.
Friends fear he's back on his Ann Margret bullshit
February 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Friends fear he's back on his Ann Margret bullshit
I think I might make a massive frittata about it
February 3, 2026 at 1:17 PM
I think I might make a massive frittata about it
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Basically, market-driven politics are incompatible with the continued existence of human life on earth.
February 3, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Basically, market-driven politics are incompatible with the continued existence of human life on earth.
Because they believe exactly the same things as he does. They are all on the same side. It's really not that hard. It's a big club and we're not in it
A lot going on here and all ugly, but one thing I still can't get my head around is how any British government can do business with Thiel at this point.
Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
February 3, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Because they believe exactly the same things as he does. They are all on the same side. It's really not that hard. It's a big club and we're not in it
Ooh Betty. The president did a whoopsie in his knick-knocks
February 2, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Ooh Betty. The president did a whoopsie in his knick-knocks
Maybe, just maybe, we might finally not have to hear from this shit stain for a good long while
Peter fucking Mandelson is over 70 years old. Why can't these cunts just fuck off into retirement and leave us alone. I've had to hear about the sleazy piece of shit for thirty years now. It's really not fair
February 2, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Maybe, just maybe, we might finally not have to hear from this shit stain for a good long while
Oh look here we are again
The fact that the likes of Peter Mandelson are not only able to walk around freely, but are actually in positions of power is such a horrifying indictment of the world we have to live in
February 2, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Oh look here we are again
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. They tell us Wes is so charismatic and such a good communicator
Est. GE2029 result if Streeting becomes PM:
➡️ Ref: 385 (+380)
🟢 Grn: 99 (+95)
🟠 Lib: 72 (=)
🟡 SNP: 48 (+39)
🔵 Con: 13 (-108)
🏴 Plaid: 7 (+3)
🔴 Lab: 5 (-406)
Based on @YouGov polling, Jan 2026
➡️ Ref: 385 (+380)
🟢 Grn: 99 (+95)
🟠 Lib: 72 (=)
🟡 SNP: 48 (+39)
🔵 Con: 13 (-108)
🏴 Plaid: 7 (+3)
🔴 Lab: 5 (-406)
Based on @YouGov polling, Jan 2026
February 2, 2026 at 4:15 PM
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. They tell us Wes is so charismatic and such a good communicator