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Chris
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I just told Miss Blanche: I'm going downtown to see a man about jury duty
He/him 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸
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My cats as famous memes:
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I fucking hate the labour party and I fucking hate anyone who defends them.
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The BBC is fucking shit and Dr Who is a kids show get over it
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Tim Davie quitting because the BBC has been too kind to trans people and Palestinians and hurting Trump's feelings is beyond a fucking joke
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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We said: do not use the memory of the war dead to protect yourselves from the deep shame and ignominy of getting a fuckton of squaddies killed, just to pander to the American President, and lying about what you’ve done. They said: fuck you. And here we now are.
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 AM
An embarrassing hack even by UK media standards
EXCL: The Green party is offering “simple solutions to complex problems” and making “undeliverable” promises to voters ahead of next election, PM's chief secretary Darren Jones tells me 👇
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Greens’ ‘undeliverable’ promises will let voters down, says Labour minister
Exclusive: Darren Jones says Labour has to convince young people it is ‘modern party of the future’
www.theguardian.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Truly one of the most deeply unpleasant people to have ever been involved in politics in my lifetime. An absolute ghoul. Just a hollow shell of hatred and spite
It's wild seeing people act surprised that Keir 'Alpaca attacker' Starmer is authoritarian. The guy that deported someone for stealing ice cream. The cunt so servile to america that he tried having an autistic man sent to Guantanimo for trying to find out if aliens existed.
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Absolutely relentless fireworks here and it's upset my cat now so I'm really fucking furious about it
November 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I sing this to my cat when she's climbing all over me begging for treats

youtu.be/vGTs4EXKUWc?...

GTradio
Donna Summer - Unconditional Love (Official Music Video) ft. Musical Youth
YouTube video by DonnaSummerVEVO
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Yeah sure it has. And Charlie Brown has hoes
NEO, a new humanoid robot that can do housekeeping, has the internet buzzing. The hosts of "Hard Fork" met with Bernt Bornich, the chief executive of the company 1X, which created the robot, and got to put NEO to the test. nyti.ms/47MhkAo
November 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
As I've said many times, it wasn't the fascism they object to, just that it was Germans doing it
Well, it does seem like a lot of people at the Telegraph would’ve preferred it if the other side had won.
November 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
That was absolutely amazing. I'm so full I can't move. Three courses and cheese and wine
It's my husband's birthday so we are going to the fanciest restaurant in town because we got a very generous voucher as a wedding present 😀
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
This is him, here
Don't be telling everyone it's my birthday
November 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Having wine and everything
It's my husband's birthday so we are going to the fanciest restaurant in town because we got a very generous voucher as a wedding present 😀
November 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
It's my husband's birthday so we are going to the fanciest restaurant in town because we got a very generous voucher as a wedding present 😀
November 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Ferrerer Rocher Mountain has arrived
November 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Cool mug from the charity shop
November 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Cool mug from the charity shop
November 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
There's Terry's Chocolate Oranges on special offer in Tesco but they're only reduced from £2 to £1.80. The dirty fuckers. The fucking rotters. The dirty old men
November 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
There's a new charity shop on opening in town and when I tell you I am *beside myself* with excitement
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Get a load of this jabroni
Btw, the press obsessing about Mamdani seems weird. He seriously underperformed the Democratic vote in NYC compared to recent elections, barely scraping 50%. Moderate Democrats in VA and NJ dramatically overperformed. That seems the real story
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Lmao they were queuing up to kiss a dead Nazi podcaster's arse a few weeks ago and no fucker here knew who Charlie Kirk was
November 5, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Lmao eat shit everyone who voted against the gorgeous Muslim man
November 5, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Omg he's so handsome and cute
One last time: Every time I post it he goes up five more points.
November 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Our internet has been down since about 15:00 and I'm about to commit a murder
November 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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I'm so very tired
November 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM