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Chris Vogel
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He/Him. Grad student, educator, researcher, writer, editor. China and gender. A queer historian and a queer historian.
January 26, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Slightly diminish a game

Adequate Attorney
slightly diminish a game:

Dragon Moment.
slightly diminish a game

The Common Knowledge of Monkey Island
January 13, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Your uncomfortable reminder that canonically Barclay used the Holodeck to spank Wesley Crusher
Not even to mention all the unmentionably disgusting shit we *ALL KNOW* Lt. Barclay got up to with his dirty full-crew fantasy Holodeck sessions...
January 10, 2026 at 6:49 PM
The Guy Insisting That Other People Sacrifice Themselves On The Altar of the Democratic Party: you lack the capacity for sympathy
Man, these "Genocide Joe" chucklekfucks, who are clearly terrible at basic math and rudimentary sympathetic and critical thinking skills, are almost as insufferable as MAGA. The dumbest horseshoe shit imaginable, folks.

mccormick.house.gov/media/in-the...
Daily Caller EXCLUSIVE: More Than 100 Lawmakers Slam Biden For Withholding Weapons From Israel
Dozens of legislators wrote to President Joe Biden on Monday to criticize the Biden administration’s decision to withhold certain weapons from Israel.
mccormick.house.gov
January 9, 2026 at 1:27 PM
So you're saying it IS a simple intellectual exercise, then
A 2nd Trump admin was gonna be worse for everybody, everywhere, all at once, particularly for Gazans. Anybody w/ half a brain & a conscience knew this. So it's absolutely wild to see the Genocide Joe, Killer Kamala crowd still trying to justify their complicity in the current five-alarm fuckery.
I mean, you're the one simultaneously arguing that it's JUST SIMPLE MATH PEOPLE and that it's NOT an intellectual exercise, and I don't feel like you can have both of those simultaneously.
January 9, 2026 at 1:24 PM
You in no way have addressed my point: when have you done what you insist others MUST do, like vote to sacrifice your own rights, health care, or autonomy? Get as mad as you want but if you're going to shout at me, at least address the point instead of waving your Black friends in my face.
Many of my loved ones are Black immigrants. Over dinner we often make plans in case one of them is disappeared or deported, about how their kids will stay here in school, & how to reunite 'em in the future. This isn't an intellectual exercise for us. It is hell. So, _you_ can fuck all the way off.
I suspect that he largely feels that other people should be doing that and he has not been called on to do so himself.
January 9, 2026 at 1:24 PM
I'm genuinely starting to wonder if the global Christian establishment can be salvaged at this point.
better than any parody
January 2, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Man deliberately acting like an idiot after getting treated like man deliberately acting like an idiot: wah
No danger of much civility on here, so that's progress I suppose
January 2, 2026 at 3:29 PM
January 2, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Just as nature repeatedly evolves the eye as an efficient solution to a sensory problem, so too does galactic technology all eventually evolve to wonder "Could this device be operated by squeezing a lady into a little ball?"
December 31, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Clenching my butt cheeks when I press A the second time to help Samus jump farther
December 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"The easiest people for me to talk to are Nazis, and that's the fault of the non-Nazis."
tell me if you've heard this one before: a billionaire gets upset for being criticized for saying stupid things on social media, then confidentially concludes the problem is most certainly everybody else
Mark Cuban Says It’s ‘CRAZY’ That 'Real Conversations' Are Easier On X Or Threads Than On Bluesky
Mark Cuban, billionaire entrepreneur and longtime "Shark Tank" star, is stepping back from Bluesky, the social media platform once hailed as a kinder, more
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December 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Weekend at Dunies
Across the Dune-iverse
DUNESTRUCK
December 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
It's not a resolution per se but this year I want to learn resilience, whether that's toughness or peacefulness or whatever. I want to be able to survive the shoals and swells of life lifing at me without going to pieces. Not to not take things seriously, but to keep my balance, keep my head up.
December 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
'marriage'
'wine'
'butt'

I am already married and do not drink, so strap in, people, this is gonna get wild
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.

VODKA
BEACH
NACHOS

I’m in.
December 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Reposted by Chris Vogel
The series is SURPRISINGLY good about these wrt party members, actually. Can't speak to Gears or Saga though, never played 'em
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Pascal's Wagering my way through the Singularity by thanking Google for turning on my lights
December 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Gonna hazard a guess
December 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Your near-daily reminder that Mark Cuban is, in spite of his great numerical worth, deeply stupid
How much are you going to pay doctors?

Which current hospitals get shut down ?

What happens if doctors opt out of the system ? Who is going to invest in new curative therapies. You ?

How much in taxes pr year do you think it's possible to collect if you took every penny from billionaires?
Half the amount that everyone currently pays could provide universal healthcare. Private health companies don’t need to exist. Eliminate them. And use your collective buying power and economies of scale to get it done. Every cent of their profit is healthcare denied.
December 25, 2025 at 11:26 AM
December 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
ummm

hmm
December 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Call me crazy, but I do actually not think it's a super great thing that people from Poilievre's party are looking left at the 'liberals' and finding the idea of making a home there as comfortable as they are.
December 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Just once it'd be fun to get to the end of a recipe video on Youtube, have the chef go, "And now, the tasting," take a big bite, and go, "Oh, crap, this is GARBAGE"
December 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I stand by all my life choices
December 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Reposted by Chris Vogel
Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.
utterly incapable of grace
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM