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Christopher Bigelow
@christopherofspace.bsky.social
(he/him) queer, writer, metadata wizard at @nupress, prose editor at @arcturuslitmag, short king, cubs fan, angry young man 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🖖🏻⚾️

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Incompetence will save us from full blown autocracy… probably
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
happy thanksgiving to the dude in 23A who ordered a double Tito’s ginger ale at 8:30 in the morning then spilled a third of the can on the floor
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
my fitness app is adding nutrition and my nutrition app is adding workouts 🤦🏼‍♂️
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
ZOHRAN
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
CHRISTMAS CREEP IS A SCOURGE ON SOCIETY
November 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
can’t wait for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social to get elected already, these ads are making me way too nostalgic for nyc
November 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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The Good Samaritan, by Joseph Highmore, 1744, 📸 by @patricksmith04
November 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
the local diners extending their hours for dinner is a recession indicator
October 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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A haunted house but every room is just somebody asking you to share a fun fact about yourself
October 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Saw a headline about homeschooling popularity being on the rise, so it's time for the periodic reminder: You aren't smart enough to home school your child or children.
October 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
every time I hear brooks & dunn’s “my maria” I am saddened by the fact that my name is not yodel-able
October 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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it's one thing to look up and see a centipede on your wall

it's another entirely to look away for 30 seconds, look back up, and it's gone
October 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
putting up the gallagher way winterland BEFORE HALLOWEEN is wild
October 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
deeply ashamed by the fact that i've just learned for the first time today that joel schumaker wrote THE WIZ?
October 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
imagine thinking greta thunberg of all people is the antichrist 🤦‍♂️
October 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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The trailblazing transgender rights activist Miss Major has passed away at the age of 78.

Miss Major was a lifelong organizer and participant in the ballroom scene. She took part in the 1969 Stonewall Riots and was injured by the police — but she kept fighting.
October 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
october baseball continuing to fuel my will to live amid everything 🥲
October 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
the constant doomsday prepper ads in this yankees game seems…appropriate?
October 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
the way the guys fondled michael busch’s ass after that home run is the level of support i need in my life
October 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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getting through today
October 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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— Waking up in 2025

I'd love to unclench my jaw again someday.
October 6, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I know it’s time to go home when a tiny dog completely losing its shit barking at dogs three times its size causes me to double over laughing
October 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Cops have taken over the Boystown 7-11 parking lot, they’re too scared of the swifties
October 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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I'd like to write a whole book about bedrot
September 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM