Chris Longshanks
@chrislongshanks.bsky.social
Dad, husband, electro, coffee and ecommerce. Nick Cave and Autechre thanks. Old head. Solution engineering at Shopify. Music here 👉 https://linktr.ee/chrislongshanks
Safari's ability to dissolve/hide ads in the browser is really helping me swim through these year end lists.
January 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Safari's ability to dissolve/hide ads in the browser is really helping me swim through these year end lists.
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Ban injuries, you cowards.
December 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Ban injuries, you cowards.
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So we're basically wiping out 250 years of science, education, and progress for a man-baby in a diaper who is the living embodiment of the Dunning Kruger effect.
Yay.
Yay.
December 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
So we're basically wiping out 250 years of science, education, and progress for a man-baby in a diaper who is the living embodiment of the Dunning Kruger effect.
Yay.
Yay.
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Sweet to have 2 tracks included in
@residentadvisor.bsky.social 's 'The Best Electronic Tracks of 2000-25'
So thx to whoever voted for 'Poison Dart' + 'Skeng'
BTW just to confirm, its me laughing on the intro to SKENG 😉
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@residentadvisor.bsky.social 's 'The Best Electronic Tracks of 2000-25'
So thx to whoever voted for 'Poison Dart' + 'Skeng'
BTW just to confirm, its me laughing on the intro to SKENG 😉
ra.co/features/4481
December 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Sweet to have 2 tracks included in
@residentadvisor.bsky.social 's 'The Best Electronic Tracks of 2000-25'
So thx to whoever voted for 'Poison Dart' + 'Skeng'
BTW just to confirm, its me laughing on the intro to SKENG 😉
ra.co/features/4481
@residentadvisor.bsky.social 's 'The Best Electronic Tracks of 2000-25'
So thx to whoever voted for 'Poison Dart' + 'Skeng'
BTW just to confirm, its me laughing on the intro to SKENG 😉
ra.co/features/4481
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Double-digit field goals made and double-digit free throws made in a triple-double by a rookie, NBA history
Elgin Baylor
Oscar Robertson (10x lol)
Michael Jordan (2x)
AND DERIK QUEEN
33 points (11/15 FGs, 11/13 FTs), 10 rebounds, 10 assists (4 blocks too)
Elgin Baylor
Oscar Robertson (10x lol)
Michael Jordan (2x)
AND DERIK QUEEN
33 points (11/15 FGs, 11/13 FTs), 10 rebounds, 10 assists (4 blocks too)
December 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Double-digit field goals made and double-digit free throws made in a triple-double by a rookie, NBA history
Elgin Baylor
Oscar Robertson (10x lol)
Michael Jordan (2x)
AND DERIK QUEEN
33 points (11/15 FGs, 11/13 FTs), 10 rebounds, 10 assists (4 blocks too)
Elgin Baylor
Oscar Robertson (10x lol)
Michael Jordan (2x)
AND DERIK QUEEN
33 points (11/15 FGs, 11/13 FTs), 10 rebounds, 10 assists (4 blocks too)
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The Raptors let Donnie Wahlberg into the arena. That explains this.
December 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The Raptors let Donnie Wahlberg into the arena. That explains this.
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LeBron James has scored 10+ points in one consecutive game
December 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
LeBron James has scored 10+ points in one consecutive game
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The Athletic staff wrote about an early season concern for every NBA team. Fred Katz had to go metaphysical to find one for OKC:
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The Athletic staff wrote about an early season concern for every NBA team. Fred Katz had to go metaphysical to find one for OKC:
For #autechre fans... deep glens just released four of their live sets opening for some of Ae's North American tour. Great stuff: deepglens.bandcamp.com/album/dg-ae-...
dg ae 2025, by deep glens
4 track album
deepglens.bandcamp.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
For #autechre fans... deep glens just released four of their live sets opening for some of Ae's North American tour. Great stuff: deepglens.bandcamp.com/album/dg-ae-...
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The Brits have such a way with words. You know. Those things with letter that help you define and say stuff about things.
September 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The Brits have such a way with words. You know. Those things with letter that help you define and say stuff about things.
For the love of all that is sacred: Bleep.com, stop with the .wav files! Please give us AIFF with some gotdam metadata. WAV files make managing a personal library very fucking annoying.
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September 5, 2025 at 6:42 AM
For the love of all that is sacred: Bleep.com, stop with the .wav files! Please give us AIFF with some gotdam metadata. WAV files make managing a personal library very fucking annoying.
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I've done a quick beginners guide to Basic Channel. Get into it!
Basic Channel
Read Joe Muggs on Basic Channel
theshfl.com
July 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I've done a quick beginners guide to Basic Channel. Get into it!
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June 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Things I never thought I’d hear in an interview at the #nbafinals:
“TJ MCCONNELL: how do you stop him?!”
“TJ MCCONNELL: how do you stop him?!”
June 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Things I never thought I’d hear in an interview at the #nbafinals:
“TJ MCCONNELL: how do you stop him?!”
“TJ MCCONNELL: how do you stop him?!”
Define your music taste in 7 artists…
Autechre
Converge
Robert Wyatt
Fugazi
Drexciya
Company Flow
Basic Channel
Autechre
Converge
Robert Wyatt
Fugazi
Drexciya
Company Flow
Basic Channel
Define your music taste in 7 artists
Drexciya
Elecktroids
Dopplereffekt
Arpanet
Der Zyklus
Japanese Telecom
Abstract Thought
Drexciya
Elecktroids
Dopplereffekt
Arpanet
Der Zyklus
Japanese Telecom
Abstract Thought
Define your music taste in 7 artists
Underworld
Autechre
Burial
Sigur Ros
Actress
GY!BE
Francisco Lopez
Underworld
Autechre
Burial
Sigur Ros
Actress
GY!BE
Francisco Lopez
June 20, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Define your music taste in 7 artists…
Autechre
Converge
Robert Wyatt
Fugazi
Drexciya
Company Flow
Basic Channel
Autechre
Converge
Robert Wyatt
Fugazi
Drexciya
Company Flow
Basic Channel
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For a lot of relatively comfortable Americans, electing an emotionally incontinent imbecile was a bit of entertainment. A game. Good sport, owning those libs. I hope they’re duly entertained.
June 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
For a lot of relatively comfortable Americans, electing an emotionally incontinent imbecile was a bit of entertainment. A game. Good sport, owning those libs. I hope they’re duly entertained.
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The Knicks-Pacers series has taught us that two things really don't matter in the playoffs: home court advantage and double-digit leads in the 4th quarter.
May 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The Knicks-Pacers series has taught us that two things really don't matter in the playoffs: home court advantage and double-digit leads in the 4th quarter.
Yessssssssssssss
Go Knicks
Go Knicks
May 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Yessssssssssssss
Go Knicks
Go Knicks
I hope the pope never utters a word of English through his entire tenure.
May 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I hope the pope never utters a word of English through his entire tenure.
These NBA playoffs are delivering in a manner I did not expect. Phenomenal.
May 8, 2025 at 4:54 AM
These NBA playoffs are delivering in a manner I did not expect. Phenomenal.
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By all means enjoy the sunshine but remember that it’s trying to kill you, always.
May 1, 2025 at 8:22 AM
By all means enjoy the sunshine but remember that it’s trying to kill you, always.
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April 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM