Tomato Like A Bus ,
@tomatolikeabus.bsky.social
BigColor&ExcitedForSoupMan. Amateur.
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most deviously targeted part of this is the millennial transfem is clearly getting her ass carried in cuphead by her quirked up ambiguously transitioned furry artist phenotype partner. i know their redmond rambler smells like potpourri & they "just dont really feel like going out much these days"
Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:
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November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
most deviously targeted part of this is the millennial transfem is clearly getting her ass carried in cuphead by her quirked up ambiguously transitioned furry artist phenotype partner. i know their redmond rambler smells like potpourri & they "just dont really feel like going out much these days"
I've been doing this, but on insta. I forgot to crosspost the first couple of days so it never happened here.
This has been an... update.
This has been an... update.
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I've been doing this, but on insta. I forgot to crosspost the first couple of days so it never happened here.
This has been an... update.
This has been an... update.
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just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car
he was married at the time
he was married at the time
"All they could do to distract from the Schumer shutdown cover-up is leak Epstein emails ... What a sleazy leak."
Jesse Watters attacks Democrats for releasing Epstein emails
www.mediamatters.org
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car
he was married at the time
he was married at the time
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Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
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just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
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every tiny crumb that leaks out is a career ending bombshell and we’re all just supposed to go on with our lives while our elected representatives shrug and tell us there’s nothing to be done about the president’s involvement in a child sex trafficking operation
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
every tiny crumb that leaks out is a career ending bombshell and we’re all just supposed to go on with our lives while our elected representatives shrug and tell us there’s nothing to be done about the president’s involvement in a child sex trafficking operation
Already replied but RT’ing for the sample size.
Body horror
Sci-fi/Cosmic horror
Paranormal horror
Found Footage (I know 🥴)
Splatterpunk
Natural horror
Folk horror
Psychological horror
Slashers
Religious horror
Body horror
Sci-fi/Cosmic horror
Paranormal horror
Found Footage (I know 🥴)
Splatterpunk
Natural horror
Folk horror
Psychological horror
Slashers
Religious horror
If you had to narrow the horror subgenres down to the ten most important, what would they be?
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Already replied but RT’ing for the sample size.
Body horror
Sci-fi/Cosmic horror
Paranormal horror
Found Footage (I know 🥴)
Splatterpunk
Natural horror
Folk horror
Psychological horror
Slashers
Religious horror
Body horror
Sci-fi/Cosmic horror
Paranormal horror
Found Footage (I know 🥴)
Splatterpunk
Natural horror
Folk horror
Psychological horror
Slashers
Religious horror
So yeah, Disco Elysium! In terms of visual novels masquerading as isometric RPGs I think I’d only need this and Kentucky Route Zero, at least for the next decade or so.
As soon as you think you’re gaming what you want out of it, it sneers and slaps you across the face. A bunch of Estonians decided to make a game of colonial death rattles and you, an American, are not going to measure up.
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
So yeah, Disco Elysium! In terms of visual novels masquerading as isometric RPGs I think I’d only need this and Kentucky Route Zero, at least for the next decade or so.
The first two days are still hard clay but once it’s starts unfolding itself 🤌
The annoying part is that many of its best critiques are lodged behind huge spoilers that would absolutely affect gameplay, if you’re at all politically minded. It’s why, I think, both wikis are deliberately obscure.
The annoying part is that many of its best critiques are lodged behind huge spoilers that would absolutely affect gameplay, if you’re at all politically minded. It’s why, I think, both wikis are deliberately obscure.
Adrift, desolate, surviving. Even those thriving are doing a very bleak version of it. A perpetual sense of sharp rocks and halitosis. Maybe something to focus on intensely for 6 hours at a time to feel satiated, narratively. In small pieces it’s a real mood killer.
November 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The first two days are still hard clay but once it’s starts unfolding itself 🤌
The annoying part is that many of its best critiques are lodged behind huge spoilers that would absolutely affect gameplay, if you’re at all politically minded. It’s why, I think, both wikis are deliberately obscure.
The annoying part is that many of its best critiques are lodged behind huge spoilers that would absolutely affect gameplay, if you’re at all politically minded. It’s why, I think, both wikis are deliberately obscure.
Finally finished it. That’s top 5.
Should scrap it all and try again
Disco Elysium players! I have just started day 2 and I am struggling to “have fun”. It is a nasty and depressing place and I seem to have built an idiot. Or maybe he would always be an idiot. It is a shudder-inducing vision of A Future and it’s not very fun. Does it get fun?
November 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Finally finished it. That’s top 5.
What fears crawl up from his spine at night?
We need to free Walmart workers from whatever the fuck this is
November 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
What fears crawl up from his spine at night?
![Text from Disco Elysium:
ENCYCLOPEDIA [Medium: Success] - The Weiss-Wiesemann coefficient is a ratio designed to reflect the difference in net worth between individuals. When the coefficient is close to 1 (or 100%) it means one person possesses all the net worth among that group of individuals. It's been observed that when the Weiss-Wiesemann coefficient reaches about .96 or so, the laws of physics begin to bend around the high-net-worth individual](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fbukd5uhp6vqmy73ooes6b77/bafkreielvjbhsmzqyrnmrnjk5na2r542vonggthsuqoukeqd7b5zj52jhq@jpeg)
Bored, learning about car models through Amber Alerts.
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Bored, learning about car models through Amber Alerts.
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
As someone rounding third on his first playthrough, I wheeze-coughed at this several times. “no no no… what are you doing??”
It gave us the great Disco Elysium Vance video:
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 AM
As someone rounding third on his first playthrough, I wheeze-coughed at this several times. “no no no… what are you doing??”
Was it worth altering it for the meme?Only history can say, but unfortunately it *is* the first thing I thought of.
![The Zohran campaign fonts that everyone’s memeing in “[blank] for [blank]” format, in which I quote the great Alyssa Edwards to read
YOU PICKED THE RIGHT TIME TO FLAUNT YOUR FOOLISHNESS
for
ALL OF MY FRIENDS FANS FAMILY AND FOLKS AT HOME.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fbukd5uhp6vqmy73ooes6b77/bafkreihkjckpeorhyrgccehg26kkjepwuopwoyq4pm7jj7ro2bdeodbxie@jpeg)
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Was it worth altering it for the meme?Only history can say, but unfortunately it *is* the first thing I thought of.
This was so funny I left my chair
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
This was so funny I left my chair
LAUGH, AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU
WEEP, AND YOU WEEP ALONE.
WEEP, AND YOU WEEP ALONE.
Just in case you're wondering how realistic Musk's "I will always love you" video might be...
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
LAUGH, AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU
WEEP, AND YOU WEEP ALONE.
WEEP, AND YOU WEEP ALONE.
Vaccines or Whiskey? Our investigative team takes a deep-dive into the reasons behind these hangover-like effects. More at 11.
Covid booster, flu, and… tetanus!
Trying to get these dishes done before the wave of “ooooh no” hits me sometime tonight like it did with my first shot. But maybe it’ll be like my second where nothing happens.
Trying to get these dishes done before the wave of “ooooh no” hits me sometime tonight like it did with my first shot. But maybe it’ll be like my second where nothing happens.
November 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Vaccines or Whiskey? Our investigative team takes a deep-dive into the reasons behind these hangover-like effects. More at 11.
The possibilities for malicious compliance here are astronomical. Shoppers should be hunted and ambushed with questions
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The possibilities for malicious compliance here are astronomical. Shoppers should be hunted and ambushed with questions
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“We’re losing billions of dollars a year, but at least we’re telling teens to kill themselves”
ICYMI: Microsoft’s charge “implies a more than $12 billion quarterly loss at OpenAI, said Firoz Valliji, an analyst at Bernstein.”
That “would mark one of the largest single-quarter losses for a tech company in history.”
@jessefelder.bsky.social $MSFT
www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
That “would mark one of the largest single-quarter losses for a tech company in history.”
@jessefelder.bsky.social $MSFT
www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
November 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
“We’re losing billions of dollars a year, but at least we’re telling teens to kill themselves”
Covid booster, flu, and… tetanus!
Trying to get these dishes done before the wave of “ooooh no” hits me sometime tonight like it did with my first shot. But maybe it’ll be like my second where nothing happens.
Trying to get these dishes done before the wave of “ooooh no” hits me sometime tonight like it did with my first shot. But maybe it’ll be like my second where nothing happens.
November 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Covid booster, flu, and… tetanus!
Trying to get these dishes done before the wave of “ooooh no” hits me sometime tonight like it did with my first shot. But maybe it’ll be like my second where nothing happens.
Trying to get these dishes done before the wave of “ooooh no” hits me sometime tonight like it did with my first shot. But maybe it’ll be like my second where nothing happens.
I do not like the idea of a Krogan Civil War considering the end of ME3 put the women in charge exactly to interrupt the cycle of destruction and bullshit the Krogran put themselves through after the Genophage. Krogan prosperity seemed like a much more interesting challenge to depict. Alas,
November 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I do not like the idea of a Krogan Civil War considering the end of ME3 put the women in charge exactly to interrupt the cycle of destruction and bullshit the Krogran put themselves through after the Genophage. Krogan prosperity seemed like a much more interesting challenge to depict. Alas,