Chris Larsen
chrislarsen.bsky.social
Chris Larsen
@chrislarsen.bsky.social
Full Stack Web Developer. Main languages are Crystal, Ruby, and JavaScript.

Known to tell jokes to make anyone groan.

He/him
Let's be real here - birth control could have prevented this post.
February 10, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Never understood why stores didn't give free masks to their employees. Not only taking care of their employees' health, but also a great opportunity for branding.
February 9, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Some interesting responses here.

Although I find it odd that people are listing Peterson, as he really doesn't have a reputation for intelligence.
Not to be relentlessly negative, but let’s enjoy ourselves a bit.

Who is the Dumbest Guy That Has A Reputation For Being Smart?

Musk seems the clear winner, so let’s say: who else might be in the Top 10?

I’ll start the proceedings with Ezra Klein, the Abundance boy. Not impressive!
February 9, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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NEW: Canada’s top-paid CEOs made more in the first 33 hours of 2026 than the average worker will all year, writes Adam King.

www.readthemaple.com/top-paid-ceo...
Top-Paid CEOs Made More In 33 Hours Than Workers Will In 2026
A new CCPA report found Canada is increasingly a country of exorbitant wealth alongside persistent poverty.
www.readthemaple.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
The only way to treat a Ring doorbell.
thor is holding a hammer in his hand while wearing a red cape .
ALT: thor is holding a hammer in his hand while wearing a red cape .
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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He wasn’t wrong.
I come back to this open letter (from 2020) a lot, and I’ll give it the last word. amazonemployees4climatejustice.medium.com/amazon-emplo...
February 9, 2026 at 4:38 AM
How far that little candle throws his beams!
So shines a good deed in a naughty world.

William Shakespeare, Merchant of Venice
February 9, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Basically, if the Epstein crowd was pushing anti-woke nonsense, anyone opposed to being woke is Team Epstein.
This is excellent & draws out something the rest of the media is ignoring: among other things, the Epstein files have made it super, super clear that the entire "anti-woke" cultural hysteria was engineered by powerful men averse to accountability.
I wrote about the Epstein files (gift link) www.theverge.com/tech/874721/...
February 8, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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Urgent
Mybaby Aser needs Nebulizer device٫medication
Myfamily consists 15 people,my parents suffer chronic illnesses freezing cold,we lost our tent dueto heavy rain,wind
Weneed £500 tocover medical, shelter costs
Saveus before it's too late
verified
@mommunism.bsky.social
tinyurl.com/Support-my-f...
February 8, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Do you get paid to support the people that Epstein worked for, or do you sell your soul for free?

Kinda curious.
February 8, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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The IOC banned Russia for invading Ukraine (after they were banned for doping). Israel should be banned for war crimes. There should be no athletes from Israel at all.
February 8, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I was wondering the same thing, but so that I can go shopping without any crowds.
February 8, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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Having no option but for a "lesser evil" is how fascism operates. It only succeeds organically when there already isn't any easy, popular second choice.

This is why the categorical falure of the US Democrats and Canadian Liberals to confront it is such a profound problem.
February 7, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Me after having a burrito.
February 7, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Hot Star Trek take: Reginald Barclay was an incel, not an everyman.
February 6, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I could never get good WiFi on my farm...
So I moved the router to the barn and now I get a stable connection.
February 6, 2026 at 5:31 PM
If anything, Trump is a laptop to the billionaires.
February 6, 2026 at 9:39 AM
February 6, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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What is @support.bsky.team @safety.bsky.app doing to keep us safe from Zionists and people who are advocating for genocide on this app? I am an Indigenous person in Canada and I feel unsafe with these people running around. They support and advocate for the extermination of Indigenous children.
February 6, 2026 at 2:11 AM
It's like one of my favourite quotes:

When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why they are poor, they call me a communist.
February 5, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Guy’s making communism sound pretty good.
February 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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If you live in Australia please get along to the protest against Israeli President and genocide encourager Isaac Hertzog. Our government might wanna host genocide apologists but Australians do not.
February 5, 2026 at 6:24 AM
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February 5, 2026 at 5:30 AM