Chris Stanley
@chriseats.bsky.social
A guy that travels once in a while and enjoys food. Will post memes.
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🎉 Congratulations to Francisco Sánchez, who heads to the #PTEOE finals with Azorius Control! 🎉
The finals approach at twitch.tv/Magic
The finals approach at twitch.tv/Magic
September 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
🎉 Congratulations to Francisco Sánchez, who heads to the #PTEOE finals with Azorius Control! 🎉
The finals approach at twitch.tv/Magic
The finals approach at twitch.tv/Magic
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If you left a deck at my meet and greet, it has been given to the production team. Reposts appreciated for visibility, as this was a deck that simply cannot be replaced.
September 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If you left a deck at my meet and greet, it has been given to the production team. Reposts appreciated for visibility, as this was a deck that simply cannot be replaced.
Some shots from last night's dinner.
September 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Some shots from last night's dinner.
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Vader: we making that Death Star or what?
Palpatines: nah man, we bought the TV stations and like, everyone has just fallen in line, to be fair I’m a little disappointed, we don’t need to do any of that Sith shit and these swords are a massive waste of time..
Vader: no cap
Palpatines: nah man, we bought the TV stations and like, everyone has just fallen in line, to be fair I’m a little disappointed, we don’t need to do any of that Sith shit and these swords are a massive waste of time..
Vader: no cap
September 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Vader: we making that Death Star or what?
Palpatines: nah man, we bought the TV stations and like, everyone has just fallen in line, to be fair I’m a little disappointed, we don’t need to do any of that Sith shit and these swords are a massive waste of time..
Vader: no cap
Palpatines: nah man, we bought the TV stations and like, everyone has just fallen in line, to be fair I’m a little disappointed, we don’t need to do any of that Sith shit and these swords are a massive waste of time..
Vader: no cap
Spacatelli tonight.
September 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Spacatelli tonight.
Moroccan Lamb Shank from Parc tonight in philly.
September 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Moroccan Lamb Shank from Parc tonight in philly.
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Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
September 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
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"the white nationalists are back at it and this time there are more of them" might as well be the motto of the 21st century
September 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
"the white nationalists are back at it and this time there are more of them" might as well be the motto of the 21st century
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Anyway, it's been exactly 24 hours since that other thing.
The President is a pedophile and his pedophile best friend had a weird birthday book full of best wishes from the world's wealthiest people, all of which made it very clear they knew about him being a pedophile.
The President is a pedophile and his pedophile best friend had a weird birthday book full of best wishes from the world's wealthiest people, all of which made it very clear they knew about him being a pedophile.
September 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Anyway, it's been exactly 24 hours since that other thing.
The President is a pedophile and his pedophile best friend had a weird birthday book full of best wishes from the world's wealthiest people, all of which made it very clear they knew about him being a pedophile.
The President is a pedophile and his pedophile best friend had a weird birthday book full of best wishes from the world's wealthiest people, all of which made it very clear they knew about him being a pedophile.
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i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
September 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
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flags half mast and bottomless media hagiography for a man who spent his days tricking dim children into thinking black women are worthless
September 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
flags half mast and bottomless media hagiography for a man who spent his days tricking dim children into thinking black women are worthless
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Oh girls, girls, you're going to love Lakshya's solution to the male loneliness epidemic
Apparently he's really saying "liberals need to befriend conservatives for the greater good" which is so pundit brained I can't even
September 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Oh girls, girls, you're going to love Lakshya's solution to the male loneliness epidemic
Notice how Al Jazeera calls out Trump for lying. None of the American news networks will do this.
US president is seeking to overhaul country’s electoral system, falsely claiming his 2020 loss was a result of fraud.
Trump to order voter ID for every vote, ‘no exceptions’
US president is seeking to overhaul country’s electoral system, falsely claiming his 2020 loss was a result of fraud.
bit.ly
August 31, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Notice how Al Jazeera calls out Trump for lying. None of the American news networks will do this.
So these people are taking the Peter Thiel approach to the extreme.
So many people have been ringing the alarm bell about this for ages and I would not be shocked if the entire thing crumbled.
Law firms across the country are working together to file hundreds of lawsuits against Roblox accusing the company of facilitating the sexual exploitation and grooming of kids. One lawyer tells WIRED their firm alone already has 300 cases on its hands www.wired.com/story/is-rob...
August 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
So these people are taking the Peter Thiel approach to the extreme.
Hot Honey is the most random but works topping on pizza. Other wise I really don't want it.
August 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Hot Honey is the most random but works topping on pizza. Other wise I really don't want it.
I forgot my headphones at work. This bus ride is going to be a nightmare.
July 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I forgot my headphones at work. This bus ride is going to be a nightmare.
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Ferdinand Marcos died in 1989
July 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Ferdinand Marcos died in 1989
Well now I understand why WoW Classic is as popular as it is after soloing new raids.
July 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Well now I understand why WoW Classic is as popular as it is after soloing new raids.
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🚨 If you get a message from this account on Discord, it’s not me. It’s an impersonator — please report it!
July 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
🚨 If you get a message from this account on Discord, it’s not me. It’s an impersonator — please report it!
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elon musk tweeted something funny
July 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
elon musk tweeted something funny
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We’re releasing the Epstein Files day one. There are no Epstein Files. Here’s video proof nothing happened. Ok we had to edit it. There are no Epstein Files. There are Epstein Files, but the Democrats made them. Why do you care so much about this Epstein guy? What are “Files”?
July 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
We’re releasing the Epstein Files day one. There are no Epstein Files. Here’s video proof nothing happened. Ok we had to edit it. There are no Epstein Files. There are Epstein Files, but the Democrats made them. Why do you care so much about this Epstein guy? What are “Files”?