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Junior Assistant Vice President of Replying @ Poisoned Heavy Industrial Concern
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Its really struck me that 3 of the most consistent voices on Gaza have been:
Francesca Albanese
Greta Thunburg
Ms Rachel

All have been brutally smeared and stood firm. Heros
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I was not prepared for 'epstein was killed because he was a patriot'
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015

What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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bskyteam go 19 hours without proverbially slamming their penis in a car door challenge
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Fiction could never
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Alito: you want me to stop putting food in my mouth so the government can stop poor people putting food in their mouths?!

TO THE ALITOMOBILE!
November 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The critical mistake ac's campaign made was calculating cuomomentum in a vacuum and not accounting for friction
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Escalation is the only move a bully has
not to bring the vibe down, but my guess is that after tonight Trump will probably double down on gerrymandering, voter suppression, and intimidation as tactics to disincentivize Dem turnout ahead of next year‘s midterms. (with margins like these, it won’t matter, but it’s a time to be vigilant)
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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perfect is the enemy of good

You'll always see flaws in the things you create but they'll always be better than the things you didn't create
November 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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"oooo i'd draw that but i can't draw"

brother get this through your head

NOBODY can draw

we are literally

ALL

BULLSHITTING
November 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
That weird annoyance/disappointment of reading an awesome thread and thinking you've found a great new follow only to already be following them 😅
Poseidon belongs to a long Soviet lineage of experimenting with high-yield undersea delivery systems. These projects explored how ocean depth, pressure, and shock-wave propagation could be harnessed to shape or amplify nuclear effects. 🧵
October 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Poseidon belongs to a long Soviet lineage of experimenting with high-yield undersea delivery systems. These projects explored how ocean depth, pressure, and shock-wave propagation could be harnessed to shape or amplify nuclear effects. 🧵
October 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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The T-15 concept was paired with the USSR’s first nuclear-powered submarine, Project 627. The torpedo measured roughly 23m in length, used an electric motor with an approx 30 km range, and carried a multi-megaton warhead. The project advanced without the Navy’s knowledge.
October 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.
October 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
My pet theory is this project has been going on since ad revenue started killing newspapers. The resulting amalgamation and stripping of newsrooms of anyone who isn't on board with the new direction has been devastating
This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.
October 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Finally realised what these dipshits are using those thigh packs for, i'll bet they're just stuffed to the gills with pogs^H^H^H^H challenge coins
October 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Someone running a little webshop or supplier of badges and challenge coins for ICE officers would be a decent way to snag some uhhh archival records for later
September 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Ok but what if i attach 20 lasers to a drone and fly about, that's cool right
This is such an astoundingly bad idea that I kinda think it’s a false flag or an op of some sort

Merits aside, it is insanely easy to be caught if you do this and the punishment for doing this is much more severe than you’d guess.

(@faineg.bsky.social often writes on stuff like this)
October 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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When you get frog dna in your antifa super soldier clone vat
October 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Kids act like something is the worst thing that's ever happened to them because it genuinely might be
October 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Cryptolibertidiots blowing blood vessels in their eyes discovering the infinite money hack is just socialism
Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...
October 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The ikkki
September 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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hey, cis people. we need you to call every single elected official you've got, now.
September 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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I'm guessing "approached by ice agents" can also describe "and unmarked car with no plates stopped abruptly and masked men with guns drawn began getting out of the vehicle"
September 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Part of the problem with kids these days is they missed that series of battles that came to be known as The Forum Wars. Now they roam the socials looking for someone to debate, as out of place as a Meji era samurai
September 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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So many of these "irony poisoned" jackasses could be treated by being made to read a few Terry Pratchett books and then locked in a room until they develop some empathy

If elected i promise to
September 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM