Chris Berez
@chrisberez.bsky.social
Liverpool, Freiburg, Red Sox, Patriots, Bruins, Celtics, Lynx, tennis. I love comics and cats. 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱
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I was actually getting my hopes up a little too lmao
I was actually getting my hopes up a little too lmao
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I was actually getting my hopes up a little too lmao
I was actually getting my hopes up a little too lmao
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Your Ring camera can scam passing dogs and compare them to databases of missing dogs and that’s heartwarming and there are absolutely no sinister implications that’s why the guy in the button-down and Dockers is soothing
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Your Ring camera can scam passing dogs and compare them to databases of missing dogs and that’s heartwarming and there are absolutely no sinister implications that’s why the guy in the button-down and Dockers is soothing
Waitwaitwaitwaitwait HE LIP SYNCED????!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh that is just the saddest. I’m so happy.
Oh that is just the saddest. I’m so happy.
Kid Rock Brutally Roasted for Lip Syncing Through TP USA’s ‘All-American’ Super Bowl Halftime Show: ‘More Egregious Than Ashlee Simpson’
Kid Rock Brutally Roasted for Lip Syncing Through TP USA’s ‘All-American’ Super Bowl Halftime Show: ‘More Egregious Than Ashlee Simpson’
Kid Rock was skewered by many people who noticed he was obviously lip syncing during Turning Point USA's "All-American" halftime show on Super Bowl Sunday
The post Kid Rock Brutally Roasted for Lip Syncing Through TP USA’s ‘All-American’ Super Bowl Halftime Show: ‘More Egregious Than Ashlee Simpson’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
February 9, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Waitwaitwaitwaitwait HE LIP SYNCED????!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh that is just the saddest. I’m so happy.
Oh that is just the saddest. I’m so happy.
Hurray! The Pats won’t get shut out!
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Hurray! The Pats won’t get shut out!
Yeah that’s probably the final nail in the coffin. Fuck.
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Yeah that’s probably the final nail in the coffin. Fuck.
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So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh
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So I guess he wasn’t watching TPUSA, then. Sad!
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
So I guess he wasn’t watching TPUSA, then. Sad!
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Also whether he sends women unsolicited pictures of his dick. I feel like people have forgotten about that.
judge a quarterback by whether or not he defrauds millions of dollars from poor people
Judge a quarterback by what he'll take a knee for.
February 8, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Also whether he sends women unsolicited pictures of his dick. I feel like people have forgotten about that.
When the Olympics are being held in the U.S., what is the probability that Trump will demand he get his own honorary ceremony where he’s presented with his own gold medal? 98%? 99%?
February 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
When the Olympics are being held in the U.S., what is the probability that Trump will demand he get his own honorary ceremony where he’s presented with his own gold medal? 98%? 99%?
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I keep trying to figure out wtf he means by "I also think what about that 5-year-old US citizen?"
Because I think that 5 year old US citizen is much more harmed by the knowledge that their friends could be kidnapped & disappeared than the fact that a kid in their class's family is seeking asylum.
Because I think that 5 year old US citizen is much more harmed by the knowledge that their friends could be kidnapped & disappeared than the fact that a kid in their class's family is seeking asylum.
Gonzales on Liam Ramos and his family: "They're not gonna qualify for asylum. So what do you do with all the people that go through the process and do not qualify for asylum? You deport them. I understand that 5-year-old and it breaks my heart. I also think, what about that 5-year-old US citizen?"
February 8, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I keep trying to figure out wtf he means by "I also think what about that 5-year-old US citizen?"
Because I think that 5 year old US citizen is much more harmed by the knowledge that their friends could be kidnapped & disappeared than the fact that a kid in their class's family is seeking asylum.
Because I think that 5 year old US citizen is much more harmed by the knowledge that their friends could be kidnapped & disappeared than the fact that a kid in their class's family is seeking asylum.
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My first grader (a US citizen) came home from school crying because a friend from class (also a US citizen) hasn’t been coming to school because his parents (one of whom is not a citizen) are afraid of ICE.
Little kids don’t have concepts of racism and xenophobia. That has to be taught. Or imposed.
Little kids don’t have concepts of racism and xenophobia. That has to be taught. Or imposed.
Gonzales on Liam Ramos and his family: "They're not gonna qualify for asylum. So what do you do with all the people that go through the process and do not qualify for asylum? You deport them. I understand that 5-year-old and it breaks my heart. I also think, what about that 5-year-old US citizen?"
February 8, 2026 at 5:11 PM
My first grader (a US citizen) came home from school crying because a friend from class (also a US citizen) hasn’t been coming to school because his parents (one of whom is not a citizen) are afraid of ICE.
Little kids don’t have concepts of racism and xenophobia. That has to be taught. Or imposed.
Little kids don’t have concepts of racism and xenophobia. That has to be taught. Or imposed.
Have to work during the Super Bowl, which really, really sucks. But should be home hopefully by 8:30, so hopefully I can see most of the second half. Go Pats!
February 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Have to work during the Super Bowl, which really, really sucks. But should be home hopefully by 8:30, so hopefully I can see most of the second half. Go Pats!
It for real sucks so hard outside right now
February 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
It for real sucks so hard outside right now
Absolutely mortifying behavior from the petulant Toddler-in-Chief.
February 8, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Absolutely mortifying behavior from the petulant Toddler-in-Chief.
I want to see actual evidence of that claim. China has not made *any* of the soybean purchases Trump has claimed they promised to make. The followup question should be: Well, if China has made all of the promised soybean purchases, why are farmers still demanding a bailout?
BARTIROMO: Do you have any estimate of when we're going to see that China trade deal in writing?
BESSENT: No. But I can tell you the Chinese have lived up to their end of the bargain. They have completed their soybean purchases. President Trump is the only world leader that Xi respects.
BESSENT: No. But I can tell you the Chinese have lived up to their end of the bargain. They have completed their soybean purchases. President Trump is the only world leader that Xi respects.
February 8, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I want to see actual evidence of that claim. China has not made *any* of the soybean purchases Trump has claimed they promised to make. The followup question should be: Well, if China has made all of the promised soybean purchases, why are farmers still demanding a bailout?
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When Republicans do it / When Democrats do it
February 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
When Republicans do it / When Democrats do it
He was hired to murder the Post, and he did that. No reason to hang out at the scene of the crime, I guess.
Washington Post publisher Will Lewis abruptly resigns amid criticism of staff cuts
Departure comes days after newspaper laid off nearly one-third of staff, including more than 300 journalists
www.theguardian.com
February 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
He was hired to murder the Post, and he did that. No reason to hang out at the scene of the crime, I guess.
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They looked for “Don T” in the Epstein files and redacted all instances, which means they also redacted a lot of “don’t”
February 7, 2026 at 7:56 PM
They looked for “Don T” in the Epstein files and redacted all instances, which means they also redacted a lot of “don’t”
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Out today— DOJ Meltdown: “The system sucks. This job sucks.” A cautionary tale for all of us.
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DOJ Meltdown:
Podcast Episode · Lawyers Behaving Badly · 02/06/2026 · 2h 7m
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February 6, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Out today— DOJ Meltdown: “The system sucks. This job sucks.” A cautionary tale for all of us.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
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Is anybody ever gonna take a step back and realize the "Russia Russia Russia" people — derided as lunatic wine moms — were actually underplaying the foreign influence stuff, and the loud people who kept insisting it was all fake are now saying Jeffrey Epstein was kind of a cool guy?
NSA detected phone call between foreign intelligence and a person close to Trump
Whistleblower says that Tulsi Gabbard blocked agency from sharing report and delivered it to White House chief of staff
www.theguardian.com
February 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Is anybody ever gonna take a step back and realize the "Russia Russia Russia" people — derided as lunatic wine moms — were actually underplaying the foreign influence stuff, and the loud people who kept insisting it was all fake are now saying Jeffrey Epstein was kind of a cool guy?
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This is not true. All of the evidence from videos and eyewitnesses show the booing started when Vance appeared on the jumbotron. An accurate headline would say this:
"VANCE BOOED AT MILAN CORTINA OPENING CEREMONY"
"VANCE BOOED AT MILAN CORTINA OPENING CEREMONY"
In an unmistakable sign of Europe’s rapidly dimming view on America, the U.S. delegation entered the Milan Cortina Opening Ceremony to a chorus of boos and disapproving whistles from the international crowd of more than 65,000. on.wsj.com/3ZUmCq1
February 7, 2026 at 3:21 PM
This is not true. All of the evidence from videos and eyewitnesses show the booing started when Vance appeared on the jumbotron. An accurate headline would say this:
"VANCE BOOED AT MILAN CORTINA OPENING CEREMONY"
"VANCE BOOED AT MILAN CORTINA OPENING CEREMONY"
Oh look, two of the worst human beings on Earth hanging out.
U.S. Vice President JD Vance sat with influencer and boxer Jake Paul as they watched the U.S. women’s hockey team play Finland at the Winter Olympics on Saturday.
JD Vance and Jake Paul watch U.S. women's hockey team together at the Winter Olympics
U.S. Vice President JD Vance sat with influencer and boxer Jake Paul as they watched the U.S. women’s hockey team play Finland at the Winter Olympics.
bit.ly
February 7, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Oh look, two of the worst human beings on Earth hanging out.
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Daniel Plainview: I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!
Miss Piggy, aghast: You what?!
Daniel: I DRINK IT UP!
Miss Piggy, swinging: HHIIYYAAA!
Miss Piggy, aghast: You what?!
Daniel: I DRINK IT UP!
Miss Piggy, swinging: HHIIYYAAA!
February 7, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Daniel Plainview: I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!
Miss Piggy, aghast: You what?!
Daniel: I DRINK IT UP!
Miss Piggy, swinging: HHIIYYAAA!
Miss Piggy, aghast: You what?!
Daniel: I DRINK IT UP!
Miss Piggy, swinging: HHIIYYAAA!