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Wheel of Time, LotR, Dresden Files, Stormlight Archive, and other dorky things as well

Twitter: @chris81203
Discord: @tharkun812 https://discord.gg/64WKH6t8
hell yeah Minnesota DFL
November 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
If I start a gfm it’s for this
North Mankato is auctioning off a lot of five not-at-all-cursed garbage can clown heads via Minnesota's state auction site. mnbid.mn.gov/productView/10964mnbid.mn.gov/productView/10964
November 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Hey #WoTSkies

Dumais Wells
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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A gamblers losses should stay between them and their bookie like jesus intended
We took professional sports - a job that is, by its very nature, one of the most high-stress, unhealthy things you can do for a living - and then added the ability for the most unsavory, unhinged freaks on Earth to tie their life savings to you, and threaten your family, without leaving their couch
November 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
A gamblers losses should stay between them and their bookie like jesus intended
We took professional sports - a job that is, by its very nature, one of the most high-stress, unhealthy things you can do for a living - and then added the ability for the most unsavory, unhinged freaks on Earth to tie their life savings to you, and threaten your family, without leaving their couch
November 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The schadenfreude of the chaos precipitated from embracing legitimate, power-hungry madness is a delight I will not feel guilty or shamed for enjoying.
As I just said on discord, I am capable of greatly enjoying the chaos that MTG is about to cause to her own party on her opportunistic swan dive from this sinking ship without ever handing it to the lady who either legitimately believes in or cynically endorses the concept of Jewish Space Lasers.
November 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.
November 7, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us
BlueSky shoutout on Abbot Elementary!
November 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
How’d the senator die though?
November 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Not gonna vote today, maybe next year
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Die Hard
November 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Absolutely forgot to turn of the porch light before the first group of kids came to the house. Caught unaware, but was able to rummage some candy for them.

Did not realize I’d left both my water pipes on my porch table 😅
November 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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so Stephen King famously would sit at his typewriter, bump a line and let the spirits move him. what’s Brandon Sanderson’s method?
oh! Stephen King was the Brandon Sanderson of his day. well that answers that
October 31, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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I have been informed that sage and lavender were included in the making of this so this was made with Saidin.

A WEAPON OF POWER FROM A BLACKSMITH!

A weapon against my AFO! 💪
I know I'm taking a break tonight and I am, but I HAD to come and show you this bad ass shoe horn @chris81203.bsky.social made me!

I love it! Not only will my AFO get in my shoe with no problem, but it fits comfortably in my hand and it's oddly light. For self defense. 👀

Thank you Chris! 🥰🫶
October 31, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Here’s one of the biggest problems with societal narratives - SNAP did not “run out of money.” The funding is being withheld. This is the result of callous, violent decision making intended to cause harm to the most vulnerable communities.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 27d
As November looms, states are trying to sort what options they can offer beneficiaries to fill the gap in food assistance. Reporters from the NPR Network are covering the impact of this potential lapse in states across the country.
SNAP runs out of money Nov. 1. Here's what that means in your state
As November looms, states are trying to sort what options they can offer beneficiaries to fill the gap in food assistance. Reporters from the NPR Network are covering the impact of this potential lapse in states across the country.
n.pr
October 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Here’s one of the biggest problems with societal narratives - SNAP did not “run out of money.” The funding is being withheld. This is the result of callous, violent decision making intended to cause harm to the most vulnerable communities.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 27d
As November looms, states are trying to sort what options they can offer beneficiaries to fill the gap in food assistance. Reporters from the NPR Network are covering the impact of this potential lapse in states across the country.
SNAP runs out of money Nov. 1. Here's what that means in your state
As November looms, states are trying to sort what options they can offer beneficiaries to fill the gap in food assistance. Reporters from the NPR Network are covering the impact of this potential lapse in states across the country.
n.pr
October 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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I love it! The grip fits my hand perfectly which has been a big issue when trying to shove my AFO in my shoe. 🥰
October 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Thank you so much! It was so much fun to make and I hope it’s best at horning shoes

Also, I had to post the first pic I took of it for the before/after
October 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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I know I'm taking a break tonight and I am, but I HAD to come and show you this bad ass shoe horn @chris81203.bsky.social made me!

I love it! Not only will my AFO get in my shoe with no problem, but it fits comfortably in my hand and it's oddly light. For self defense. 👀

Thank you Chris! 🥰🫶
October 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I don’t know which of you video games but this Ninja Gaidan 4 is pretty dang good
October 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Took literal weeks to identify then replace the broken cable on the lawn mower, but fixed it finally today.

Finally starting the thing you fixed is an exceptionally satisfying feeling
October 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Rule of thumb that pretty much everything in Minnesota is great
Marguerite in northeast Minneapolis has a surprisingly excellent apple fritter
October 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
How’d I do?
October 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
🎶 THE HIILS OF TANCHICO 🎶
I have a song from the Wheel of Time stuck in my head and I haven't eve watched a single episode.
October 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Unemployment update: realized last week my unemployment benefits are gonna run out way earlier than I had thought 😬 so, I ramped up my job search.

Just got word back, after phone screens & virtual interview, they’re flying me out to HQ next week for in person.
October 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM