ChookyWookiee
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Bills Mafia. GWS Giants. Iron Maiden. Elder Scrolls.
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I think if he dove off the roof, his neck flaps would open like a sugar glider and he'd land safely in JD's arms below.
August 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I think if he dove off the roof, his neck flaps would open like a sugar glider and he'd land safely in JD's arms below.
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“On June 15, 1992, [Dan] Quayle altered 12-year-old student William Figueroa's correct spelling of "potato" to "potatoe" at the Muñoz Rivera Elementary School spelling bee in Trenton, New Jersey. He was the subject of widespread ridicule for his error.” — @wikipedia.org
Trump: You know, we've cut drug prices by 1200, 1300, 1400, 1,500%. I don't mean 50%. I mean 1400, 1,500%
August 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
“On June 15, 1992, [Dan] Quayle altered 12-year-old student William Figueroa's correct spelling of "potato" to "potatoe" at the Muñoz Rivera Elementary School spelling bee in Trenton, New Jersey. He was the subject of widespread ridicule for his error.” — @wikipedia.org
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On Wednesday night, the South Parkers delivered a stunningly graphic middle finger both to their craven corporate overlords and to the thinnest-skinned short-fingered vulgarian who ever occupied the Oval Office.
open.substack.com/pub/charlies...
open.substack.com/pub/charlies...
Who Knew It Would Be "South Park"?
Who show more guts than...
open.substack.com
July 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
On Wednesday night, the South Parkers delivered a stunningly graphic middle finger both to their craven corporate overlords and to the thinnest-skinned short-fingered vulgarian who ever occupied the Oval Office.
open.substack.com/pub/charlies...
open.substack.com/pub/charlies...
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Donald Trump thinks you're stupid. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oibZ...
The Cover-up
YouTube video by The Lincoln Project
www.youtube.com
July 16, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Donald Trump thinks you're stupid. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oibZ...
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Trade letter for the Heard and McDonald Islands just dropped.
July 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Trade letter for the Heard and McDonald Islands just dropped.
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A bet is a tax on bulldust, and I'm here to tax dishonest policy advice.
I'm willing to bet my family's sexy blue minivan against whatever it is that the CEA chair drives that he's wrong, and there's not a chance in hell that Trump will cut the national debt by even a penny.
I'm willing to bet my family's sexy blue minivan against whatever it is that the CEA chair drives that he's wrong, and there's not a chance in hell that Trump will cut the national debt by even a penny.
June 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
A bet is a tax on bulldust, and I'm here to tax dishonest policy advice.
I'm willing to bet my family's sexy blue minivan against whatever it is that the CEA chair drives that he's wrong, and there's not a chance in hell that Trump will cut the national debt by even a penny.
I'm willing to bet my family's sexy blue minivan against whatever it is that the CEA chair drives that he's wrong, and there's not a chance in hell that Trump will cut the national debt by even a penny.
Mosssad has the pee tape.
I’m now convinced more than ever before that Mossad had the Trump pee tape all along not Putin.
June 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Mosssad has the pee tape.
As an economist, I think I can say this with some degree of certainty, assuming all other things are equal: Definitely one of the best teachers of economics to the masses, ever.
Love it!
Love it!
Sending a trading partner a letter is to a trade negotiation deal as masturbation is to sex: Whatever you're imagining, you're not actually involving the other party, and you're not exploring gains from trade.
June 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
As an economist, I think I can say this with some degree of certainty, assuming all other things are equal: Definitely one of the best teachers of economics to the masses, ever.
Love it!
Love it!
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A podcast for my mates back home: Could Australia actually be better off under Trump’s tariffs? I had a nice long chat with the ABC Insiders podcast and digging into what *all of this* means for Australia:
Could Australia actually be better off under Trump’s tariffs? | Insiders: On Background
Follow the latest news headlines from Australia's most trusted source. Read in-depth expert analysis and watch live coverage on ABC News.
www.abc.net.au
June 14, 2025 at 7:15 AM
A podcast for my mates back home: Could Australia actually be better off under Trump’s tariffs? I had a nice long chat with the ABC Insiders podcast and digging into what *all of this* means for Australia:
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Facts…again.
History teaches us something critical that all the propaganda desperately doesn't want us to understand. Small acts of decency, courage and kindness have unknowable but sometimes massive ripple effects. So much of fighting fascism is literally just not being a cunt.
June 10, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Facts…again.
Facts.
If anyone you know believes this narrative, they're either very racist and totally down with fascism, or they're stupid as shit and need to avoid things like boiling water and sharp objects. Either way, keep your distance.
June 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Facts.
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Douglas Adams
decades of cyberpunk fiction, and I don't believe a single writer fully predicted how embarrassingly stupid so much of AI was going to be
May 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Douglas Adams
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"it feels like things are moving in the right direction. The biggest problem here is that the half life of a Trump trade policy seems to be about one Scaramucci."
May 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
"it feels like things are moving in the right direction. The biggest problem here is that the half life of a Trump trade policy seems to be about one Scaramucci."
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Let's face it: RFK Jr should not be allowed outside except if he's on a leash
May 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Let's face it: RFK Jr should not be allowed outside except if he's on a leash
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Here's what Treasury Secretary Bessent is saying: "If I hurt the American consumer enough, we'll see how quickly the Chinese want to escalate."
April 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Here's what Treasury Secretary Bessent is saying: "If I hurt the American consumer enough, we'll see how quickly the Chinese want to escalate."
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Just get hiked up higher and higher
April 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Just get hiked up higher and higher
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Beef is woke if it isn't grown in a cow moshpit the size of northern California and pumped full chemicals to kill all the resulting E. coli USA USA USA
April 3, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Beef is woke if it isn't grown in a cow moshpit the size of northern California and pumped full chemicals to kill all the resulting E. coli USA USA USA
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Russia gets no Trump tariffs.
Intriguing.
In fairness to Russia, its only exports are death, misery, chaos, war crimes, and despair…and we’re fully supplied by the Trump Administration for those.
Intriguing.
In fairness to Russia, its only exports are death, misery, chaos, war crimes, and despair…and we’re fully supplied by the Trump Administration for those.
April 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Russia gets no Trump tariffs.
Intriguing.
In fairness to Russia, its only exports are death, misery, chaos, war crimes, and despair…and we’re fully supplied by the Trump Administration for those.
Intriguing.
In fairness to Russia, its only exports are death, misery, chaos, war crimes, and despair…and we’re fully supplied by the Trump Administration for those.
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this is still so funny to me
March 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
this is still so funny to me
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BULLETIN COUNTDOWN PODCAST: I apologize to President Zelensky and the people of Ukraine on behalf of the REAL people of the United States
With his insane attack, Trump has forfeited all moral right to remain in power
GET THE BULLETIN COUNTDOWN PODCAST HERE: tinyurl.com/ytzpya7k
With his insane attack, Trump has forfeited all moral right to remain in power
GET THE BULLETIN COUNTDOWN PODCAST HERE: tinyurl.com/ytzpya7k
February 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
BULLETIN COUNTDOWN PODCAST: I apologize to President Zelensky and the people of Ukraine on behalf of the REAL people of the United States
With his insane attack, Trump has forfeited all moral right to remain in power
GET THE BULLETIN COUNTDOWN PODCAST HERE: tinyurl.com/ytzpya7k
With his insane attack, Trump has forfeited all moral right to remain in power
GET THE BULLETIN COUNTDOWN PODCAST HERE: tinyurl.com/ytzpya7k
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This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.
GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
February 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.
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I present to you the next deputy director of the FBI!
February 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I present to you the next deputy director of the FBI!
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Great advice on helping someone who is grieving.
February 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Great advice on helping someone who is grieving.