Wonder Wench
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GenX 🤨 • Catholes 🐱 • Trash 📚 • Neurospicy 🌶
GenX 🤨 • Catholes 🐱 • Trash 📚 • Neurospicy 🌶
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Lemme know when the stock market hits 1929!
(rimshot)
(cow moo)
(old-timey car horn)
(boooooing! noise)
(edge of the sky cracking open to let in spectral ice-spiders)
(rimshot)
(cow moo)
(old-timey car horn)
(boooooing! noise)
(edge of the sky cracking open to let in spectral ice-spiders)
April 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Lemme know when the stock market hits 1929!
(rimshot)
(cow moo)
(old-timey car horn)
(boooooing! noise)
(edge of the sky cracking open to let in spectral ice-spiders)
(rimshot)
(cow moo)
(old-timey car horn)
(boooooing! noise)
(edge of the sky cracking open to let in spectral ice-spiders)
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ME: sneezes
MY CAT: the fuck bro?
MY CAT: the fuck bro?
January 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
ME: sneezes
MY CAT: the fuck bro?
MY CAT: the fuck bro?
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As soon as I find my keys it’s over for you bitches
January 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
As soon as I find my keys it’s over for you bitches
This is Floki. He is a handsome boy. He also has surprisingly large areolas for a cat.
December 27, 2024 at 7:14 AM
This is Floki. He is a handsome boy. He also has surprisingly large areolas for a cat.
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I recommend no fewer than 4 copies of any beloved book. A paperback for traveling and lending to friends, an eBook for reading with greasy snack fingers, an audio book so you know how the characters' names are actually pronounced, and a pristine hardcover to be buried with you like a pharaoh
December 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
I recommend no fewer than 4 copies of any beloved book. A paperback for traveling and lending to friends, an eBook for reading with greasy snack fingers, an audio book so you know how the characters' names are actually pronounced, and a pristine hardcover to be buried with you like a pharaoh
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This year's christmas card!
December 19, 2024 at 5:08 PM
This year's christmas card!
This is Alma. She is the lady of the house. She will also cut a bitch.
December 19, 2024 at 8:47 PM
This is Alma. She is the lady of the house. She will also cut a bitch.
In 6th and 7th grades, I had English teachers who graciously looked the other way as I stole editions from their curriculum libraries. In particular -- 1984, Brave New World, and The Handmaid's Tale, dystopian novels that explore themes of oppression, individuality, and the loss of freedom.
I’m fascinated by what media people consume when very young that shapes their worldview as adults. I love the Tintin pick - for me, it was the Robin Hood stories. The guy got to live in the woods and have adventures - HELL YES! - but also devoted himself to helping those less fortunate.
December 11, 2024 at 9:28 PM
In 6th and 7th grades, I had English teachers who graciously looked the other way as I stole editions from their curriculum libraries. In particular -- 1984, Brave New World, and The Handmaid's Tale, dystopian novels that explore themes of oppression, individuality, and the loss of freedom.
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My Christmas list this year:
- rolling library ladder
- home library for rolling library ladder
- home for home library for rolling library ladder
- rolling library ladder
- home library for rolling library ladder
- home for home library for rolling library ladder
December 10, 2024 at 3:01 PM
My Christmas list this year:
- rolling library ladder
- home library for rolling library ladder
- home for home library for rolling library ladder
- rolling library ladder
- home library for rolling library ladder
- home for home library for rolling library ladder
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It's a good day to be a New Jerseyan.
PRINCETON, N.J. (AP) — New Jersey Democratic Gov. Phil Murphy signed a law Monday to prohibit public and school libraries from banning books in the state and to enshrine protections against civil and criminal charges for librarians who comply with the law.
PRINCETON, N.J. (AP) — New Jersey Democratic Gov. Phil Murphy signed a law Monday to prohibit public and school libraries from banning books in the state and to enshrine protections against civil and criminal charges for librarians who comply with the law.
December 9, 2024 at 5:17 PM
It's a good day to be a New Jerseyan.
PRINCETON, N.J. (AP) — New Jersey Democratic Gov. Phil Murphy signed a law Monday to prohibit public and school libraries from banning books in the state and to enshrine protections against civil and criminal charges for librarians who comply with the law.
PRINCETON, N.J. (AP) — New Jersey Democratic Gov. Phil Murphy signed a law Monday to prohibit public and school libraries from banning books in the state and to enshrine protections against civil and criminal charges for librarians who comply with the law.
Always good reading. pluralistic.net/2024/12/09/r...
Pluralistic: Predicting the present (09 Dec 2024) – Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow
pluralistic.net
December 10, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Always good reading. pluralistic.net/2024/12/09/r...
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I am over this shit pa rum pum pum pum
December 8, 2024 at 1:35 PM
I am over this shit pa rum pum pum pum
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"One of my teachers at Columbia was Joseph Brodsky...and he said 'look,' he said, 'you Americans, you are so naïve. You think evil is going to come into your houses wearing big black boots. It doesn’t come like that. Look at the language. It begins in the language.'"
Inbox: [Sen. Tom] Cotton Introduces Legislation to Eliminate Federal Use of the Term “West Bank”
December 5, 2024 at 10:27 PM
"One of my teachers at Columbia was Joseph Brodsky...and he said 'look,' he said, 'you Americans, you are so naïve. You think evil is going to come into your houses wearing big black boots. It doesn’t come like that. Look at the language. It begins in the language.'"
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December 5, 2024 at 11:48 PM
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If you as a parent do not want your child to read about something, that is your job as a parent to oversee their reading. It should absolutely not affect what children who are not yours are reading.
December 4, 2024 at 10:14 PM
If you as a parent do not want your child to read about something, that is your job as a parent to oversee their reading. It should absolutely not affect what children who are not yours are reading.
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Sometimes when somebody asks me what’s wrong it’s that I’m afraid I won’t accomplish anything important before I die, and sometimes it’s that the TV volume is on an odd number or the dishes were dirty so I had to use the weird spoon for my cereal and that’s why I just say “nothing” most of the time
December 5, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Sometimes when somebody asks me what’s wrong it’s that I’m afraid I won’t accomplish anything important before I die, and sometimes it’s that the TV volume is on an odd number or the dishes were dirty so I had to use the weird spoon for my cereal and that’s why I just say “nothing” most of the time
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Saying “I promise not to drink on the job” because you have a record of drinking on the job, should be disqualifying as fuck for ANY job, let alone the Secretary of Defense.
Why didn’t he also say, “I promise not to sexually assault any women on the job.”
Is sexual assault not as disqualifying?
Why didn’t he also say, “I promise not to sexually assault any women on the job.”
Is sexual assault not as disqualifying?
December 5, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Saying “I promise not to drink on the job” because you have a record of drinking on the job, should be disqualifying as fuck for ANY job, let alone the Secretary of Defense.
Why didn’t he also say, “I promise not to sexually assault any women on the job.”
Is sexual assault not as disqualifying?
Why didn’t he also say, “I promise not to sexually assault any women on the job.”
Is sexual assault not as disqualifying?
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“Don’t feed the trolls” also extends to bad opinion pieces in papers of record.
They run them bc people react to them the most.
If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change.
It’s not easy and takes constant practice!
They run them bc people react to them the most.
If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change.
It’s not easy and takes constant practice!
December 2, 2024 at 6:19 PM
“Don’t feed the trolls” also extends to bad opinion pieces in papers of record.
They run them bc people react to them the most.
If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change.
It’s not easy and takes constant practice!
They run them bc people react to them the most.
If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change.
It’s not easy and takes constant practice!
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Libraries are absolutely the best places on earth.
December 1, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Libraries are absolutely the best places on earth.
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The solution to poverty is to give money to people who need money. Everything else is just inefficiency in order to salve people’s desire to punish poor people for being poor.
November 30, 2024 at 2:36 AM
The solution to poverty is to give money to people who need money. Everything else is just inefficiency in order to salve people’s desire to punish poor people for being poor.
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Who else here concurs?
November 25, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Who else here concurs?
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And remember to spay and neuter.
November 26, 2024 at 7:21 PM
And remember to spay and neuter.
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ADHD culture is always having 3 drinks going at once because you’re never sure what you’re gonna be in the mood for at any given sip
November 24, 2024 at 7:53 PM
ADHD culture is always having 3 drinks going at once because you’re never sure what you’re gonna be in the mood for at any given sip