Salty
@chocmilk.bsky.social
Sometimes insightful, mostly nonsense.
I spent most of the night searching for a video of a small dog sitting in long grass on a fucked windy day with electronic music playing in the background
And I found nothing so I turned to AI
And it found nothing
There is no joy left in this world.
And I found nothing so I turned to AI
And it found nothing
There is no joy left in this world.
January 26, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I spent most of the night searching for a video of a small dog sitting in long grass on a fucked windy day with electronic music playing in the background
And I found nothing so I turned to AI
And it found nothing
There is no joy left in this world.
And I found nothing so I turned to AI
And it found nothing
There is no joy left in this world.
This one goes out to my elder millennials:
You are not your parent's therapist.
Also they never allowed you to put your feet on the couch, don't let them do this to you.
You are not your parent's therapist.
Also they never allowed you to put your feet on the couch, don't let them do this to you.
January 19, 2026 at 6:26 PM
This one goes out to my elder millennials:
You are not your parent's therapist.
Also they never allowed you to put your feet on the couch, don't let them do this to you.
You are not your parent's therapist.
Also they never allowed you to put your feet on the couch, don't let them do this to you.
Me (wearing a jungle-print boiler suit) to my husband: "do I look like a boss?"
Husband: "Ya you look like a boss at a zoo"
Guess it's time to herd some cats.
Husband: "Ya you look like a boss at a zoo"
Guess it's time to herd some cats.
January 15, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Me (wearing a jungle-print boiler suit) to my husband: "do I look like a boss?"
Husband: "Ya you look like a boss at a zoo"
Guess it's time to herd some cats.
Husband: "Ya you look like a boss at a zoo"
Guess it's time to herd some cats.
This is a reminder to book some time off in the year.
I accumulated a month's worth of leave and got paid out for it. I used the money to buy a fancy and efficient fridge.
My food is cold.
...but my brain is fried.
Moral of the story?
Book your leave.
I accumulated a month's worth of leave and got paid out for it. I used the money to buy a fancy and efficient fridge.
My food is cold.
...but my brain is fried.
Moral of the story?
Book your leave.
January 13, 2026 at 3:01 PM
This is a reminder to book some time off in the year.
I accumulated a month's worth of leave and got paid out for it. I used the money to buy a fancy and efficient fridge.
My food is cold.
...but my brain is fried.
Moral of the story?
Book your leave.
I accumulated a month's worth of leave and got paid out for it. I used the money to buy a fancy and efficient fridge.
My food is cold.
...but my brain is fried.
Moral of the story?
Book your leave.
Look, I'm happy for Zohran and the people of New York, but, how do I say this politely...
I'm just here for pictures of his wife.
I'm just here for pictures of his wife.
January 1, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Look, I'm happy for Zohran and the people of New York, but, how do I say this politely...
I'm just here for pictures of his wife.
I'm just here for pictures of his wife.
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December 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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My cat was gifted this couch, which she only claimed once she saw how much the dog enjoyed it.
December 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
My cat was gifted this couch, which she only claimed once she saw how much the dog enjoyed it.
Women want to be stylish and chick
But we also want to sometimes look like a shuttlecock with pockets.
But we also want to sometimes look like a shuttlecock with pockets.
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Women want to be stylish and chick
But we also want to sometimes look like a shuttlecock with pockets.
But we also want to sometimes look like a shuttlecock with pockets.
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I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
Hello Bluesky
Should I read this book?
Should I rather watch the movie?
Sincerely,
40_years_late_but_the_song_is_playing_in_my_head
Should I read this book?
Should I rather watch the movie?
Sincerely,
40_years_late_but_the_song_is_playing_in_my_head
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Hello Bluesky
Should I read this book?
Should I rather watch the movie?
Sincerely,
40_years_late_but_the_song_is_playing_in_my_head
Should I read this book?
Should I rather watch the movie?
Sincerely,
40_years_late_but_the_song_is_playing_in_my_head
It's golden kitty hour
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It's golden kitty hour
After +16 years I have decided to hang up my consulting boots. Here is a list of things I won't miss:
- Timesheets
- Referring to my boss as my "partner"
- Creating a presentation deck for a meeting that could have been an email
- That Georgia font
- Timesheets
- Referring to my boss as my "partner"
- Creating a presentation deck for a meeting that could have been an email
- That Georgia font
October 22, 2025 at 11:57 AM
After +16 years I have decided to hang up my consulting boots. Here is a list of things I won't miss:
- Timesheets
- Referring to my boss as my "partner"
- Creating a presentation deck for a meeting that could have been an email
- That Georgia font
- Timesheets
- Referring to my boss as my "partner"
- Creating a presentation deck for a meeting that could have been an email
- That Georgia font
*clutches my sting of calcium carbonate secretion balls made by oysters and clams
October 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
*clutches my sting of calcium carbonate secretion balls made by oysters and clams
Pond scape, with bonus baby frogs
October 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Pond scape, with bonus baby frogs
Victoria Beckham's documentary was less spicy than I expected.
🥁
🥁
October 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Victoria Beckham's documentary was less spicy than I expected.
🥁
🥁
Brah.
What is even going on with this world?
I would like a refund.
What is even going on with this world?
I would like a refund.
October 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Brah.
What is even going on with this world?
I would like a refund.
What is even going on with this world?
I would like a refund.
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In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.
October 12, 2025 at 8:52 AM
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.
We've got an uncle in the furniture business...
September 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
We've got an uncle in the furniture business...
We're having a heritage day celebration at the office so I dressed up in a beautiful sari.
(But mostly because I want to look good for the rapture)
(But mostly because I want to look good for the rapture)
September 23, 2025 at 6:15 AM
We're having a heritage day celebration at the office so I dressed up in a beautiful sari.
(But mostly because I want to look good for the rapture)
(But mostly because I want to look good for the rapture)
I won't say I'm not tempted...
September 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I won't say I'm not tempted...
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