Salty
@chocmilk.bsky.social
Sometimes insightful, mostly nonsense.
My cat was gifted this couch, which she only claimed once she saw how much the dog enjoyed it.
December 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
My cat was gifted this couch, which she only claimed once she saw how much the dog enjoyed it.
Women want to be stylish and chick
But we also want to sometimes look like a shuttlecock with pockets.
But we also want to sometimes look like a shuttlecock with pockets.
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Women want to be stylish and chick
But we also want to sometimes look like a shuttlecock with pockets.
But we also want to sometimes look like a shuttlecock with pockets.
Hello Bluesky
Should I read this book?
Should I rather watch the movie?
Sincerely,
40_years_late_but_the_song_is_playing_in_my_head
Should I read this book?
Should I rather watch the movie?
Sincerely,
40_years_late_but_the_song_is_playing_in_my_head
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Hello Bluesky
Should I read this book?
Should I rather watch the movie?
Sincerely,
40_years_late_but_the_song_is_playing_in_my_head
Should I read this book?
Should I rather watch the movie?
Sincerely,
40_years_late_but_the_song_is_playing_in_my_head
It's golden kitty hour
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It's golden kitty hour
Pond scape, with bonus baby frogs
October 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Pond scape, with bonus baby frogs
We've got an uncle in the furniture business...
September 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
We've got an uncle in the furniture business...
I won't say I'm not tempted...
September 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I won't say I'm not tempted...
It's a hot morning, the leaves and flowers are popping, my pool looks like a Van Gogh
August 30, 2025 at 7:44 AM
It's a hot morning, the leaves and flowers are popping, my pool looks like a Van Gogh
Engagement bait post your lock screen
July 26, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Engagement bait post your lock screen
Tilly came from a long line of lolly lovers, by Alison Friend
June 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Tilly came from a long line of lolly lovers, by Alison Friend
Me time, by Alison Friend
June 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Me time, by Alison Friend
I asked the AI for parrots monkeys instead of parrots, monkeys and inadvertently created our next supreme overlords.
They'll steal your things and tell on you to your mom.
All hail the parrot monkey.
They'll steal your things and tell on you to your mom.
All hail the parrot monkey.
June 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I asked the AI for parrots monkeys instead of parrots, monkeys and inadvertently created our next supreme overlords.
They'll steal your things and tell on you to your mom.
All hail the parrot monkey.
They'll steal your things and tell on you to your mom.
All hail the parrot monkey.
Received these beautiful champagne glasses for my birthday and it's making me feel like Gatsby, but without the undercurrent of angst.
June 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Received these beautiful champagne glasses for my birthday and it's making me feel like Gatsby, but without the undercurrent of angst.
This sun dog wants a treat but only if you bring it to him without casting a shadow
May 31, 2025 at 10:11 AM
This sun dog wants a treat but only if you bring it to him without casting a shadow
I have witnessed every leaf grow, and now witness every leaf die.
I curse every one that I sweep away or clear from the surface and depth of the watery grave below it, but look forward to watching the new leaves sprout again.
I am Sisyphus, this is my rock.
I curse every one that I sweep away or clear from the surface and depth of the watery grave below it, but look forward to watching the new leaves sprout again.
I am Sisyphus, this is my rock.
May 11, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I have witnessed every leaf grow, and now witness every leaf die.
I curse every one that I sweep away or clear from the surface and depth of the watery grave below it, but look forward to watching the new leaves sprout again.
I am Sisyphus, this is my rock.
I curse every one that I sweep away or clear from the surface and depth of the watery grave below it, but look forward to watching the new leaves sprout again.
I am Sisyphus, this is my rock.
Check out Mr "I'm a big boy I don't need a jersey, you crazy lady" over here.
May 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Check out Mr "I'm a big boy I don't need a jersey, you crazy lady" over here.
This year's kaleidoscope of butterflies are very wily - I have yet to see one maimed by this very precocious cat, and this slightly slower (and chonky) potato of a dog
May 3, 2025 at 8:26 AM
This year's kaleidoscope of butterflies are very wily - I have yet to see one maimed by this very precocious cat, and this slightly slower (and chonky) potato of a dog
What's the post celebration balloon etiquette these days?
1. Pop the balloons and release the trapped air into the universe
2. Let the universe compress itself around the balloons after a prolonged period of time
3. Set the balloons free and leave the trapped air to its own devices
1. Pop the balloons and release the trapped air into the universe
2. Let the universe compress itself around the balloons after a prolonged period of time
3. Set the balloons free and leave the trapped air to its own devices
April 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
What's the post celebration balloon etiquette these days?
1. Pop the balloons and release the trapped air into the universe
2. Let the universe compress itself around the balloons after a prolonged period of time
3. Set the balloons free and leave the trapped air to its own devices
1. Pop the balloons and release the trapped air into the universe
2. Let the universe compress itself around the balloons after a prolonged period of time
3. Set the balloons free and leave the trapped air to its own devices
It's my birthday today, and of course the first message arrived from my greatest love
April 20, 2025 at 6:32 AM
It's my birthday today, and of course the first message arrived from my greatest love
Looking for an adult fairytale?
How about a renovation story where everything goes well?
We're talking intact high ceilings, Moroccan tiles covered by linoleum, an aged fresco that requires minimal restoration and a hidden pizza oven with an intricate chimney and a built-in chute for firewood.
How about a renovation story where everything goes well?
We're talking intact high ceilings, Moroccan tiles covered by linoleum, an aged fresco that requires minimal restoration and a hidden pizza oven with an intricate chimney and a built-in chute for firewood.
March 29, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Looking for an adult fairytale?
How about a renovation story where everything goes well?
We're talking intact high ceilings, Moroccan tiles covered by linoleum, an aged fresco that requires minimal restoration and a hidden pizza oven with an intricate chimney and a built-in chute for firewood.
How about a renovation story where everything goes well?
We're talking intact high ceilings, Moroccan tiles covered by linoleum, an aged fresco that requires minimal restoration and a hidden pizza oven with an intricate chimney and a built-in chute for firewood.
