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Salty
@chocmilk.bsky.social
Sometimes insightful, mostly nonsense.
My cat was gifted this couch, which she only claimed once she saw how much the dog enjoyed it.
December 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Women want to be stylish and chick

But we also want to sometimes look like a shuttlecock with pockets.
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.

All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.

Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Vices never sounded so sweet

Also, the pipes on this lady! Sheesh!

open.spotify.com/track/0kD9Bg...
Family Ties
open.spotify.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Hello Bluesky

Should I read this book?

Should I rather watch the movie?

Sincerely,
40_years_late_but_the_song_is_playing_in_my_head
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It's golden kitty hour
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
After +16 years I have decided to hang up my consulting boots. Here is a list of things I won't miss:
- Timesheets
- Referring to my boss as my "partner"
- Creating a presentation deck for a meeting that could have been an email
- That Georgia font
October 22, 2025 at 11:57 AM
*clutches my sting of calcium carbonate secretion balls made by oysters and clams
October 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Pond scape, with bonus baby frogs
October 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Victoria Beckham's documentary was less spicy than I expected.

🥁
October 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Brah.

What is even going on with this world?

I would like a refund.
October 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
We've got an uncle in the furniture business...
September 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
We're having a heritage day celebration at the office so I dressed up in a beautiful sari.

(But mostly because I want to look good for the rapture)
September 23, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I won't say I'm not tempted...
September 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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September 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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September 19, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Satisfyingly fantastic song this one. What a voice

open.spotify.com/track/2PGdkS...
Air Force 1's
open.spotify.com
September 6, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Wordle 1,538 4/6

⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛
⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛
⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Yasis
September 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Sometimes my husband and I try to out-cute each other with our outfit choices and all it achieves is us being too damn adorable for the streets of Joburg.
August 30, 2025 at 10:09 AM
It's a hot morning, the leaves and flowers are popping, my pool looks like a Van Gogh
August 30, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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realistic Star Trek
August 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Really jealous of trees and their ability to turn over a new leaf.
August 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It's not Ai

It's an I

You morons.
August 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM