Salty
@chocmilk.bsky.social
Sometimes insightful, mostly nonsense.
My cat was gifted this couch, which she only claimed once she saw how much the dog enjoyed it.
December 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
My cat was gifted this couch, which she only claimed once she saw how much the dog enjoyed it.
Women want to be stylish and chick
But we also want to sometimes look like a shuttlecock with pockets.
But we also want to sometimes look like a shuttlecock with pockets.
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Women want to be stylish and chick
But we also want to sometimes look like a shuttlecock with pockets.
But we also want to sometimes look like a shuttlecock with pockets.
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I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
Hello Bluesky
Should I read this book?
Should I rather watch the movie?
Sincerely,
40_years_late_but_the_song_is_playing_in_my_head
Should I read this book?
Should I rather watch the movie?
Sincerely,
40_years_late_but_the_song_is_playing_in_my_head
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Hello Bluesky
Should I read this book?
Should I rather watch the movie?
Sincerely,
40_years_late_but_the_song_is_playing_in_my_head
Should I read this book?
Should I rather watch the movie?
Sincerely,
40_years_late_but_the_song_is_playing_in_my_head
It's golden kitty hour
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It's golden kitty hour
After +16 years I have decided to hang up my consulting boots. Here is a list of things I won't miss:
- Timesheets
- Referring to my boss as my "partner"
- Creating a presentation deck for a meeting that could have been an email
- That Georgia font
- Timesheets
- Referring to my boss as my "partner"
- Creating a presentation deck for a meeting that could have been an email
- That Georgia font
October 22, 2025 at 11:57 AM
After +16 years I have decided to hang up my consulting boots. Here is a list of things I won't miss:
- Timesheets
- Referring to my boss as my "partner"
- Creating a presentation deck for a meeting that could have been an email
- That Georgia font
- Timesheets
- Referring to my boss as my "partner"
- Creating a presentation deck for a meeting that could have been an email
- That Georgia font
*clutches my sting of calcium carbonate secretion balls made by oysters and clams
October 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
*clutches my sting of calcium carbonate secretion balls made by oysters and clams
Pond scape, with bonus baby frogs
October 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Pond scape, with bonus baby frogs
Victoria Beckham's documentary was less spicy than I expected.
🥁
🥁
October 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Victoria Beckham's documentary was less spicy than I expected.
🥁
🥁
Brah.
What is even going on with this world?
I would like a refund.
What is even going on with this world?
I would like a refund.
October 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Brah.
What is even going on with this world?
I would like a refund.
What is even going on with this world?
I would like a refund.
We've got an uncle in the furniture business...
September 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
We've got an uncle in the furniture business...
We're having a heritage day celebration at the office so I dressed up in a beautiful sari.
(But mostly because I want to look good for the rapture)
(But mostly because I want to look good for the rapture)
September 23, 2025 at 6:15 AM
We're having a heritage day celebration at the office so I dressed up in a beautiful sari.
(But mostly because I want to look good for the rapture)
(But mostly because I want to look good for the rapture)
I won't say I'm not tempted...
September 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I won't say I'm not tempted...
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September 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Sometimes my husband and I try to out-cute each other with our outfit choices and all it achieves is us being too damn adorable for the streets of Joburg.
August 30, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Sometimes my husband and I try to out-cute each other with our outfit choices and all it achieves is us being too damn adorable for the streets of Joburg.
It's a hot morning, the leaves and flowers are popping, my pool looks like a Van Gogh
August 30, 2025 at 7:44 AM
It's a hot morning, the leaves and flowers are popping, my pool looks like a Van Gogh
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Really jealous of trees and their ability to turn over a new leaf.
August 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Really jealous of trees and their ability to turn over a new leaf.
It's not Ai
It's an I
You morons.
It's an I
You morons.
August 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It's not Ai
It's an I
You morons.
It's an I
You morons.