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𝕮hizzo𝟜𝕽izzo
@chizzo4rizzo.bsky.social
Just a strange guy in a stranger world 🤷🏻‍♂️
https://www.mixcloud.com/Chizz4Rizzo/
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I know valorous Italian perverts with the purest of hearts. Andrew Cuomo does not represent them, and we celebrate his abicering
June 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
He’ll always be the “horny pope” to me
April 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Personal Best!
April 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Do you live in or around Cincinnati? Why not swing by the most eclectic dance night in town? DISCO ELYSIUM! For our 8th installment, we’ve got italo disco, euro disco, Soviet disco, hi-nrg, electro funk & FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY: US DISCO! 9pm-1am on Friday, March 28 in the world famous Comet basement 😎
March 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Do you live in or around Cincinnati? Why not swing by the most eclectic dance night in town? DISCO ELYSIUM! For our 8th installment, we’ve got italo disco, euro disco, Soviet disco, hi-nrg, electro funk & FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY: US DISCO! 9pm-1am on Friday, March 28 in the world famous Comet basement 😎
March 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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RIP George Lowe

Your whole career was amazing, but it would've been legendary even if you'd only executed this line reading:
March 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Now that I've made peaceful revolution impossible it's time to sit back and enjoy my wealth and power with no adverse consequences
February 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Why is it sexy that a lady can tie a knot in a cherry stem with her tongue. I don't want her to do that to my pengis
January 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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it’s pretty funny that before the election americas economy was in the gutter, completely beyond repair and now that trump won the election we are strong enough and powerful enough to do imperialist expansion
January 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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HER: i’m leaving you

ME: is it because i correct you under my breath

HER: no it’s your ridiculous abbreviations

ME: (under breath) ʳⁱᵈⁱᶜ ᵃᵇᵇʳᵉᵛᵉˢ
December 30, 2024 at 11:50 PM
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December 16, 2024 at 2:59 AM
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I will never apologize for a post
December 13, 2024 at 7:21 PM
yes got it thank you 👍
December 13, 2024 at 7:44 PM
If you look carefully on the side of a tin of Vienna Sausages, you’ll notice that there are 2 servings of 4 sausages, but once you open the can, there is no way to re-seal it or preserve them. That is because you are supposed to share them with a loved one 💖
April 26, 2024 at 5:57 PM
I got to explain how a jukebox works to a gen Z punk/metal woman last night 👴🏻
February 21, 2024 at 9:36 PM
If you live in or around Cincinnati and like weird dance music, come to this because it will be fun. It is also my birthday, but that is beside the point. Costumes encouraged. We will be streaming on Twitch as well in case you’re interested and don’t want to make the trek 🍾😎✌️
January 3, 2024 at 6:28 AM
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La Divina Commedia di Bluesky
September 21, 2023 at 11:20 PM
Failed no Nutty Buddy November 😩
November 9, 2023 at 11:24 PM
Cincinnati massive where you at? Hopefully the Comet! Swing on by!
tomorrow!
October 20, 2023 at 1:13 AM
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How to watch a movie:

1. Scroll menu for at least 1 hour

2. Select a movie you are not very excited about that you know won't require your full attention

3. Scroll phone while the movie is on occasionally checking IMBD to determine where you've seen each actor

4. Shut off movie before the end
October 18, 2023 at 9:37 PM
It’s weird that republicans think that Taylor Swift encouraging her fan base to vote is somehow detrimental to their bottom line. Please pay attention to the journalists and politicians who spout this nonsense. This belief makes their intentions crystal clear.
October 1, 2023 at 6:26 AM
September 26, 2023 at 3:07 AM
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they should make a flu vaccine you can smoke instead of inject
September 26, 2023 at 12:11 AM