Chips-in-a-bap
@chipsinabap.bsky.social
I am a real person. My workplace has a very strict real-name social media policy, so I use this. United fan and match goer, currently just occasional. New music. Cider bore. Probably a left(ish) world view.
Felt like a win that
February 10, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Felt like a win that
Tense. Two teams on good runs looking to keep that going. Fancy United to prise them open. Good to see the Olympic stadium full for once though.
February 10, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Tense. Two teams on good runs looking to keep that going. Fancy United to prise them open. Good to see the Olympic stadium full for once though.
Right so that’s the tickets sorted for Brentford, after the usual stress and bargaining. Every single match has been a hard ticket, even Monday night games. Or is it just us? Let’s never have another 40 game season please United.
February 10, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Right so that’s the tickets sorted for Brentford, after the usual stress and bargaining. Every single match has been a hard ticket, even Monday night games. Or is it just us? Let’s never have another 40 game season please United.
Apropos of nothing…I dread to think how many strangers hands I’ve shaken, mainly through work. 10000+? Peter Mandelson has the 2nd worst handshake I have ever experienced in my life. Indescribably cold, clammy and feathery.
February 3, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Apropos of nothing…I dread to think how many strangers hands I’ve shaken, mainly through work. 10000+? Peter Mandelson has the 2nd worst handshake I have ever experienced in my life. Indescribably cold, clammy and feathery.
Reds - that’s the aways to Arsenal, City, Villa and Liverpool all done now. Fulham and Brentford too, if you want to be thorough. Good day today.
January 25, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Reds - that’s the aways to Arsenal, City, Villa and Liverpool all done now. Fulham and Brentford too, if you want to be thorough. Good day today.
Graphic video. That man needs to be sent to jail for life. It’s literal murder.
jesus what the fuck
UPDATE: @dropsitenews.com has obtained the very graphic video from the lady in the pink coat, which shows ICE executing yet another person in broad daylight:
January 24, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Graphic video. That man needs to be sent to jail for life. It’s literal murder.
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Going to have to raise a ticket with Vodafone. No reply to any of my gags sent to Scouse mates. Network outage probably.
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Going to have to raise a ticket with Vodafone. No reply to any of my gags sent to Scouse mates. Network outage probably.
This is the way. Fans get 16 games to show him what he’s meant to us. Player gets to avoid the indignity of a 5 month pass-the-parcel transfer speculation. Club signals to potential replacements it’s on the lookout for a new player, and it could be *them*. Well done United.
Casemiro to leave Manchester United in the summer after four seasons
Casemiro to leave Manchester United in the summer after four seasons
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Brazil midfielder, 34 next month, out of contract
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He wants early announcement to help find new club
Casemiro will leave Manchester United when his contract expires in the summer, the club have confirmed. United have decided against offering the midfielder an extension after four years at Old Trafford.
The Brazil international, who joined from Real Madrid in 2022 and will be 34 next month, wanted his exit announced this month to help him secure his next move. Continue reading...
dlvr.it
January 22, 2026 at 6:08 PM
This is the way. Fans get 16 games to show him what he’s meant to us. Player gets to avoid the indignity of a 5 month pass-the-parcel transfer speculation. Club signals to potential replacements it’s on the lookout for a new player, and it could be *them*. Well done United.
Is Trump bluffing about Greenland and Canada? I don’t think he is as it goes. But even if it is posturing, the mere threat or just talk of invading them means all of Europe inc England and Scotland should withdraw from the World Cup. Today.
January 20, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Is Trump bluffing about Greenland and Canada? I don’t think he is as it goes. But even if it is posturing, the mere threat or just talk of invading them means all of Europe inc England and Scotland should withdraw from the World Cup. Today.
When was the last time we had a properly buzzy Sat lunchtime win? I honestly can’t remember.
January 17, 2026 at 2:39 PM
When was the last time we had a properly buzzy Sat lunchtime win? I honestly can’t remember.
Amazed Bruno is still on. He looks utterly busted (I don’t think he’s fully fit yet).
January 17, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Amazed Bruno is still on. He looks utterly busted (I don’t think he’s fully fit yet).
It’ll be lost in the noise but Ugarte has been excellent again. 3.5 games in a row he’s had a shout for POTM. Credit where it’s due.
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
It’ll be lost in the noise but Ugarte has been excellent again. 3.5 games in a row he’s had a shout for POTM. Credit where it’s due.
Murder.
🚨 NEW VIDEO 👇🏽This puts an end to all the lies. Horrific.
They were having a calm exchange seconds before he murdered Renee Good, and she was barely moving and clearly avoiding him.
Stop the lies.
They were having a calm exchange seconds before he murdered Renee Good, and she was barely moving and clearly avoiding him.
Stop the lies.
January 9, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Murder.
Maybe this is Ole’s plan to get his South Stand comps back again! Prefer a higher view myself, but maybe pitch level is his personal preference. I’m not one to judge either way.
January 6, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Maybe this is Ole’s plan to get his South Stand comps back again! Prefer a higher view myself, but maybe pitch level is his personal preference. I’m not one to judge either way.
Happy New Year to you lot. I disagree with half of you constantly on United, music and food. The other bits I’m 50/50 about. But every day I’m not fuelling Musk and still enjoying some social media is 100% a good day. Salut.
December 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Happy New Year to you lot. I disagree with half of you constantly on United, music and food. The other bits I’m 50/50 about. But every day I’m not fuelling Musk and still enjoying some social media is 100% a good day. Salut.
Fucking awful Reds
December 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Fucking awful Reds
There are only 3 attackers in that whole line up. At home, against the worst Prem team I have ever seen. In saying that, I do fancy Sesko tonight. Utfr, straight into these
December 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
There are only 3 attackers in that whole line up. At home, against the worst Prem team I have ever seen. In saying that, I do fancy Sesko tonight. Utfr, straight into these
What the actual fuck
December 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
What the actual fuck
Those subs are fucking insane.
December 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Those subs are fucking insane.
I knew this book was going to be maddening - we all know about the VIP lanes and suspected cronyism during the pandemic. But honestly the *scale* of it is just utterly astonishing. Some of the stuff needs to be read to be believed. Thoroughly recommend. Good writer is @russellscott1
December 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I knew this book was going to be maddening - we all know about the VIP lanes and suspected cronyism during the pandemic. But honestly the *scale* of it is just utterly astonishing. Some of the stuff needs to be read to be believed. Thoroughly recommend. Good writer is @russellscott1
£0.02. I’d have taken 1-4 as a result pre KO. Wolves were the worst side I’ve seen in the Prem. Cunha is either trying too hard / snatchy or isn’t that good. Amad and Dalot are square pegs in round holes at WBs. United miss De Ligt (but that’s a good thing). Those CB changes are nuts. A good win.
December 9, 2025 at 9:41 AM
£0.02. I’d have taken 1-4 as a result pre KO. Wolves were the worst side I’ve seen in the Prem. Cunha is either trying too hard / snatchy or isn’t that good. Amad and Dalot are square pegs in round holes at WBs. United miss De Ligt (but that’s a good thing). Those CB changes are nuts. A good win.
2 centre back changes.
December 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
2 centre back changes.
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Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year
It wasn’t a loss last night in fairness, even if it feels like it. I’ve woken up feeling even more annoyed than when I went to bed though. Just don’t see where United will get the wins needed for Amorim, if not Everton and West Ham at home.
December 5, 2025 at 8:43 AM
It wasn’t a loss last night in fairness, even if it feels like it. I’ve woken up feeling even more annoyed than when I went to bed though. Just don’t see where United will get the wins needed for Amorim, if not Everton and West Ham at home.