Paul
chipocrite.bsky.social
Paul
@chipocrite.bsky.social
Game Boy musician, hack guitarist, EarthNight Composer, cool dad
How come nobody on Star Trek is ever eating like a big ass sandwich?
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
These assholes have been spewing garbage like this for months and months now. Has anyone seen any actual measurable positive change? Or are we just amplifying hateful ideology just to please an ever-shrinking disgusting base?
Hegseth: "No more social justice. No more political correctness. No more toxic ideological garbage that infected the department. No more identity months. No more DEI offices. No more dudes in dresses. No more climate change worship. No more division. No more gender delusions."
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
A song that is reprised or rearranged later in the game with a totally different emotional feel so people who care about these things can say “hey that’s cool, I love musical continuity”
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Trump can take whatever elaborate measures he wants to rewrite the history of Jan 6, but he will never be able to erase what I saw live with my own eyes that day. He can change the laws & the books to try and make people who didn’t witness it live believe it was something else. We know what we saw.
First, Trump pardoned the violent insurrectionists who beat cops.

Now, he pardons the key instigators of January 6th.

We need to see this for what it is:

An attempt to erase history, so it can be repeated.
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Hey @strotchy.bsky.social , my 3-yr-old daughter wants to know what’s up with the fish when you die in Mooncat. I promised her I would ask you
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Strong “I think I’m helping but I’m not” vibes here
Sean Duffy: "The secretary of war texted me yesterday and said, 'I might have some air traffic controllers. If you could use them, I'm gonna offer them to you.' I don't know that I can, Jake, because they're not certified in the airspaces that we need them. But if I can, I'm going to use them."
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It has taken me almost 30 years or whatever but I am just now realizing that Daft Punk was kinda awesome
November 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Ok, I need to come clean. Yesterday, after my wife & I carefully filled out our ballots ourselves, my 3-yr-old daughter stood on a chair and fed each into the scanning machine. We regret using her as a pawn and mule, but we were just trying to show her how democracy works. And get her some stickers
November 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Dick Cheney is a complicated one, obviously. The worst at one point, but somehow respectable in the end. Remember that time he shot a guy and the guy ended up apologizing to him? I feel like no one ever talks about how much that kinda helped set the stage for where we’ve gotten ourselves politically
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
“Ok. Did you SEE Biden use the autopen?”
RAJU: Last week you were very critical of Biden's use of the autopen. But Trump admitted on 60 Minutes to not knowing he pardoned a crypto billionaire who pleaded guilty to money laundering. Does that also concern you?

MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that. I didn't see it. I'm not sure.
November 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
They got me out here caring about this World Series. Do it for Geddy, Blue Jays
November 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Good laugh this morning
Stephen Miller’s wife Katie loses her shit and comes complete unglued because she claims that when Cenk said “the Millers lie” that was an anti-Semitic comment. Totally unhinged wacko.
October 30, 2025 at 12:18 PM
This shouldn’t be an acceptable political position
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I am so down with this idea
Honestly at some point you have to start doing psyops with these people:

Have Obama announce that he will seek a third term tomorrow. Then watch all the con law “scholars” and Fix News MELT DOWN trying to explain why he can’t but Trump can. (It’s like Newsom taking over his social media persona)
Q: One theory on how you might try to serve a 3rd term is that you could run at the vice president

TRUMP: Yeah, I'd be allowed to do that. But I would rule that out because it's too cute.
October 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This. 100%. Say what you want about Kamala, but she repeatedly told us how he only cares about himself, and she was right. The reason he legit thinks his presidency is going so well is because it is… for himself. And himself alone. And that’s the only thing that matters in his pathetic-ass life
He doesn't care about law. He doesn't care about rules. He doesn't care about the country. He doesn't care about truth. He doesn't care about right or wrong.

He only cares about himself. And most importantly—what he can get away with.
Trump on a third term: "I would love to do it. I have the best numbers ever. Am I not ruling it out? You'll have to tell me."
October 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I watch these cartoons on this service with my daughter several times per week. Hope it works out!
According to Tubi's head of acquisitions, "LOONEY TUNES" has become one of their "top-ten best-performing series," and is popular with viewers across generations.

He says they are in "active negotiations" to ensure that Tubi can be the home of Looney Tunes for "quite a while — likely years."
October 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Reposted by Paul
Ad: This clip, then cutting to people waiting in food lines, then to Johnson saying he isn't familiar with X, Y, or Z, then cutting to U.S. citizens being arrested by masked goons, then a quote from Roberts and the immunity decision.
Leavitt: "At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is really the president's main priority."
October 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Dude enables every single chaotic, nightmarish problem in the country right now and then complains about having a 21-hour workday. Reap what you sow, a-hole
RAJU: You said yesterday you were still trying to get the details of this $230m Trump wants from the DOJ. Now that you've had some time, are you ok with taxpayers potentially being on the hook for that kind of money?

MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not trying to dodge. I haven't had time to get the details
October 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Saw this today. They finally got him :( @actualnames.bsky.social
October 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Nothing here is exaggerated
Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
October 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I went to a modest No Kings protest yesterday. I saw clever signs. I saw singing and chanting. I saw positivity and hope and strength.

The opposition’s response? A video of the president dropping diarrhea on Americans.

It’s tough to live through, but I know how history is going to view this.
October 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
This isn’t worth wasting your time or energy analyzing. There is no defense here. It’s not funny. It’s not strong. It’s not “triggering” because it makes absolutely no sense. Trumpt is deeply, deeply unwell. I see no reason to take him seriously if this is his idea of being “presidential.”
Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
October 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Tag yourself!
Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."
October 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Well put. I’ve been saying for a while, if you’re mean, this is the party for you, plain and simple.
It's really not about politics anymore. The apparatus of the Republican Party has simply become a haven for bad people.

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
October 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
It is impossible to see this and not think it’s completely deranged. If you aren’t bothered that the President bragged about surviving an assassination attempt at a memorial for someone who was assassinated, you yourself are deranged as well.
Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
October 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM