swearing within earshot of your roomba voids the warranty fyi
November 20, 2025 at 5:01 AM
swearing within earshot of your roomba voids the warranty fyi
I will no longer be watching white guys eat hot peppers for content the horse is dead
November 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I will no longer be watching white guys eat hot peppers for content the horse is dead
replacing my vape with a grape harmonica so I can make something of my life
November 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
replacing my vape with a grape harmonica so I can make something of my life
as soon as we figure out how to make the first 15 seconds of Rasputin into a pill we will be ok
October 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
as soon as we figure out how to make the first 15 seconds of Rasputin into a pill we will be ok
I didn’t return my dentists phone call for 3 days and they started following me on Instagram am I cooked
October 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I didn’t return my dentists phone call for 3 days and they started following me on Instagram am I cooked
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can someone intervene on my wife
September 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
can someone intervene on my wife
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The homeopathic cure for autism already exists
September 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The homeopathic cure for autism already exists
my children will grow up 2005 Amish you get a Motorola razor and dial up internet. godspeed.
September 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
my children will grow up 2005 Amish you get a Motorola razor and dial up internet. godspeed.
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this is exactly how i look when my alarm goes off in the morning
June 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
this is exactly how i look when my alarm goes off in the morning
hilarious “tips” notwithstanding
March 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
hilarious “tips” notwithstanding
she hated the cone so much
March 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
she hated the cone so much
Millie bobby brown has been objectified since she was 11 can we leave her alone fr
March 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Millie bobby brown has been objectified since she was 11 can we leave her alone fr
there was absolutely zero reason to make the majority of tampon applicators plastic why is it so hard to find NOT PLASTIC TAMPONS
March 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
there was absolutely zero reason to make the majority of tampon applicators plastic why is it so hard to find NOT PLASTIC TAMPONS
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All awakenings are rude
December 14, 2024 at 2:07 PM
All awakenings are rude
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do the people screaming in horror about trans people using gendered bathrooms genuinely not understand how to be normal in a bathroom
December 6, 2024 at 3:28 AM
do the people screaming in horror about trans people using gendered bathrooms genuinely not understand how to be normal in a bathroom
so flat and so angry
November 18, 2024 at 7:48 PM
so flat and so angry
might get really into percocets and skateboarding next year
November 18, 2024 at 7:40 PM
might get really into percocets and skateboarding next year
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X: Blocked people can read your tweets
Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting
Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting
November 18, 2024 at 8:12 AM
X: Blocked people can read your tweets
Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting
Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting
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Elon musk has a torso shaped like a convex quadrilateral and he’s gonna make us all suffer for it.
November 18, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Elon musk has a torso shaped like a convex quadrilateral and he’s gonna make us all suffer for it.
every time I scroll past a Twitter screenshot on here I hold my breath like a child in a car going past a cemetery
November 18, 2024 at 3:55 AM
every time I scroll past a Twitter screenshot on here I hold my breath like a child in a car going past a cemetery