Chip
@chipesq.bsky.social
Things I am? Illinois licensed attorney, RYT 200, comedian, artist, disc golf coach, NASM certified personal trainer.
Things I do: make the world a better place, putt good, make (some) people laugh. Dye discs. Game. Not necessarily in that order.
Things I do: make the world a better place, putt good, make (some) people laugh. Dye discs. Game. Not necessarily in that order.
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Chip
@chipesq.bsky.social
· Dec 3
I am a #discgolf coach. If you want to dial in your putt, improve your practice routine, or need some accountability, I can help.
If you want to throw 500 feet, well, when I figure that out I’ll let you know.
If you want to throw 500 feet, well, when I figure that out I’ll let you know.
Serious post: if anybody wants to do some actual good in this world, DM me. This is my final public facing post (🧵)for awhile.
January 17, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Serious post: if anybody wants to do some actual good in this world, DM me. This is my final public facing post (🧵)for awhile.
Folks were having elections. If not hop in the minivan, we’re going to talk to the manager.
Trump to Reuters about the midterm elections: "When you think of it, we shouldn't even have an election." www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...
January 15, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Folks were having elections. If not hop in the minivan, we’re going to talk to the manager.
For the non-lawyers: it’s not up to him, legally speaking.
January 14, 2026 at 2:10 PM
For the non-lawyers: it’s not up to him, legally speaking.
Calling a kid a wanksta pre-2003 was top tier triggering for a certain kind of post millennial loser.
Ice is wanksta
Ice is wanksta
January 14, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Calling a kid a wanksta pre-2003 was top tier triggering for a certain kind of post millennial loser.
Ice is wanksta
Ice is wanksta
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Incredible that the Democrats now have their own Joe the Plumber only instead of a plumber it’s an autoworker and instead of taxes on small businesses his issue is “the president seems to be covering up for a ring of pedophiles.”
“I don’t feel as though fate looks upon you often, and when it does, you better be ready to seize the opportunity,” said TJ Sabula, the UAW worker who heckled President Trump and who Trump flipped off and cursed at. “And today I think I did that.”
Gift link: wapo.st/4sG38CD
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Trump makes obscene gesture, mouths expletive at Detroit factory heckler
A cellphone video captured Trump twice mouthing “f--- you” and raising his middle finger toward a line worker shouting at him inside the Ford factory.
wapo.st
January 14, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Incredible that the Democrats now have their own Joe the Plumber only instead of a plumber it’s an autoworker and instead of taxes on small businesses his issue is “the president seems to be covering up for a ring of pedophiles.”
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The president said "Fuck you" to a citizen and only the citizen will face any consequences
UPDATE: TJ Sabula, the worker who shouted "pedophile protector" at Trump, has been suspended - WaPo
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 14, 2026 at 2:59 AM
The president said "Fuck you" to a citizen and only the citizen will face any consequences
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We kicked in $5K to help buy some beer for the Ford autoworker 😉🍻! Thank you TJ! Link we were sent for the GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/tj-sabula-...
Donate to TJ Sabula is a patriot!!, organized by Sean Williams
Please help us raise funds for patriot TJ Sabula!! TJ was suspended from his job at the Ford Au… Sean Williams needs your support for TJ Sabula is a patriot!!
www.gofundme.com
January 14, 2026 at 3:36 AM
We kicked in $5K to help buy some beer for the Ford autoworker 😉🍻! Thank you TJ! Link we were sent for the GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/tj-sabula-...
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🚨BREAKING: ICE agents just launched flash bang grenades at protesters in front of federal building in Minneapolis—causing massive explosions. "It's terrorizing, this isn't the America I served for 20 years in the U.S. Navy," tearful protester tells us.
WE'RE LIVE NOW ⬇️
WE'RE LIVE NOW ⬇️
January 14, 2026 at 12:43 AM
🚨BREAKING: ICE agents just launched flash bang grenades at protesters in front of federal building in Minneapolis—causing massive explosions. "It's terrorizing, this isn't the America I served for 20 years in the U.S. Navy," tearful protester tells us.
WE'RE LIVE NOW ⬇️
WE'RE LIVE NOW ⬇️
Some good news: IVE BEEN SUMMONED FOR JURY DUTY!
January 14, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Some good news: IVE BEEN SUMMONED FOR JURY DUTY!
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this fucking headline and the lede is that she *served on a fucking school board*
January 13, 2026 at 11:56 PM
this fucking headline and the lede is that she *served on a fucking school board*
Serious if anybody knows the person who screamed “pedophile protector” his or her next bong rip is on me.
January 14, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Serious if anybody knows the person who screamed “pedophile protector” his or her next bong rip is on me.
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So, if I'm reading this right:
4 prosecutors at the Dept of Justice Civil Rights division quit because the Trump-appointed leadership won't investigate Good's killer,
and
6 from the Minnesota US Attorney's office quit when they were told instead to investigate her widow.
(HT @benjaminkabak.com)
4 prosecutors at the Dept of Justice Civil Rights division quit because the Trump-appointed leadership won't investigate Good's killer,
and
6 from the Minnesota US Attorney's office quit when they were told instead to investigate her widow.
(HT @benjaminkabak.com)
Federal prosecutors quit in protest over lack of investigation into ICE shooting
Six lawyers from US attorney’s office in Minnesota quit along with four leaders of DoJ’s civil rights division
www.theguardian.com
January 13, 2026 at 9:35 PM
So, if I'm reading this right:
4 prosecutors at the Dept of Justice Civil Rights division quit because the Trump-appointed leadership won't investigate Good's killer,
and
6 from the Minnesota US Attorney's office quit when they were told instead to investigate her widow.
(HT @benjaminkabak.com)
4 prosecutors at the Dept of Justice Civil Rights division quit because the Trump-appointed leadership won't investigate Good's killer,
and
6 from the Minnesota US Attorney's office quit when they were told instead to investigate her widow.
(HT @benjaminkabak.com)
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Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
January 13, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
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hey man, um...what...what the fuck is going on?
January 13, 2026 at 7:29 PM
hey man, um...what...what the fuck is going on?
This bleeding ulcer is so close to getting it right.
January 13, 2026 at 7:42 PM
This bleeding ulcer is so close to getting it right.
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The letter from Bill and Hillary Clinton to James Comer explaining their refusal to testify in his Epstein investigation is really remarkable, not like any letter of this genre I've seen. It's signed by them, not a lawyer, and the arguments are not legal ones. Reprinted from their X account:
January 13, 2026 at 6:20 PM
The letter from Bill and Hillary Clinton to James Comer explaining their refusal to testify in his Epstein investigation is really remarkable, not like any letter of this genre I've seen. It's signed by them, not a lawyer, and the arguments are not legal ones. Reprinted from their X account:
GREGORY BOVINO
On the list
On the list
Trump: "Iranian Patriots, KEEP PROTESTING- TAKE OVER YOUR INSTITUTIONS!!! Save the names of the killers and abusers. They will pay a big price. I have cancelled all meetings with Iranian Officials until the senseless killing of protesters STOPS. HELP IS ON ITS WAY. MIGA!!! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP"
January 13, 2026 at 3:45 PM
GREGORY BOVINO
On the list
On the list
If you’re shooting moms - or any protester- you’re the bad guy.
January 13, 2026 at 12:27 PM
If you’re shooting moms - or any protester- you’re the bad guy.
How long will trump be dead in office before his sycophants tell the world?
January 13, 2026 at 1:28 AM
How long will trump be dead in office before his sycophants tell the world?
I didn’t learn about perfidy until law school.
The fact that I still have to know what perfidy is makes me want to fight.
The fact that I still have to know what perfidy is makes me want to fight.
January 13, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I didn’t learn about perfidy until law school.
The fact that I still have to know what perfidy is makes me want to fight.
The fact that I still have to know what perfidy is makes me want to fight.
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January 13, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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I'm not advocating for anything here, just stating a fact: if Tim Walz and Jacob Frey want to avoid riots, a good way to do that would be to deploy the National Guard against ICE
People will exercise their right to self defense once they realize no one is coming to help them
People will exercise their right to self defense once they realize no one is coming to help them
January 12, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I'm not advocating for anything here, just stating a fact: if Tim Walz and Jacob Frey want to avoid riots, a good way to do that would be to deploy the National Guard against ICE
People will exercise their right to self defense once they realize no one is coming to help them
People will exercise their right to self defense once they realize no one is coming to help them
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semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out