Chip
chipesq.bsky.social
Chip
@chipesq.bsky.social
Things I am? Illinois licensed attorney, RYT 200, comedian, artist, disc golf coach, NASM certified personal trainer.

Things I do: make the world a better place, putt good, make (some) people laugh. Dye discs. Game. Not necessarily in that order.
Loser behavior by the fat orange guy here
December 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Pass the law in 2029: Expand by 2 in 2030. Total now (11) then add 4 more in 2033 (15) and 4 again in 2037.
December 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Each case still heard by 9 justices. It has one justice from that originating district and a random panel of 8 others that hear args and write the opinions.
December 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM
How to fix Supreme Court in an equitable way: Just give each circuit a chief judge, each chief judge represents that circuit on the Supreme Court. This expands the court to 19.
December 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM
We need a new name for this road dereliction of duty.

Corruption married to Cowardice, but as a system of government.
December 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If the Bears actually did this they would instantly become one below the browns in popularity.

They’ll be printing money in Arlington heights for decades with or without subsidies.
December 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Reposted by Chip
Dugan's lawyer shows Vasconcellos' text message from 8:44 a.m.:

“This is gonna be a pain in the dick.”
December 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Reposted by Chip
Lunch recess

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December 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I think the finals crossover is lame, but the patch overall is solid.

This game is in a better position than Destiny was at its first winter update.

If they get the fashion right it will be a real good time for the next seven years.
December 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
That would be about 10% of all deaths in America in 2024. Wow.
December 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Since we aren’t at war, there are no enemies to adhere to or give aid and comfort.
December 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Not to be too legalistic but: treason is "levying War against [the United States], or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort" and requires conviction only through two witnesses to the same overt act or a confession in open court.
December 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
That guys beard looks fake.
December 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
In this image, an open faced mayonnaise sandwich
December 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This is so dumb. He could just change the FBI dress code to “Vegas club clothes” and fit right in.

In addition to the sacrilegious nature of handling constitutional power in this way, I am also mad about the sheer stupidity of it all.
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 AM