RetiredBPDmurdercop
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RetiredBPDmurdercop
@chiefmlt.bsky.social
· Jan 21
If you ever wore a badge and you somehow justify the pardon of the January 6 defendants, you should hang your head in shame. These people were never hostages and you have turned your back on your oath and traded it for loyalty to one man…history will not judge that choice kindly.
Holy shit! Are you telling me the FIFA Peace Award was purely ornamental?
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Holy shit! Are you telling me the FIFA Peace Award was purely ornamental?
If you’re pissed off about the FAKE Minnesota daycare fraud bullshit…then wait until you hear about the REAL fraud perpetrated by Philip Estormes. He ran a massive nursing home fraud scheme, clipping Medicare for approximately 2 billion…and he was pardoned by Trump. Funny how that shit works…eh?
January 2, 2026 at 3:45 PM
If you’re pissed off about the FAKE Minnesota daycare fraud bullshit…then wait until you hear about the REAL fraud perpetrated by Philip Estormes. He ran a massive nursing home fraud scheme, clipping Medicare for approximately 2 billion…and he was pardoned by Trump. Funny how that shit works…eh?
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Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.
December 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.
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On the day JFK’s granddaughter passed away at 35, Senile Satan spent half the day trolling the family and reposting garbage from foreign Twitter accounts. Make hell hotter.
December 31, 2025 at 1:20 PM
On the day JFK’s granddaughter passed away at 35, Senile Satan spent half the day trolling the family and reposting garbage from foreign Twitter accounts. Make hell hotter.
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🎶 Oh come let us abhor him…🎶
December 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
🎶 Oh come let us abhor him…🎶
🎶 Oh come let us abhor him…🎶
December 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
🎶 Oh come let us abhor him…🎶
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My sons Luke and Anakin think it’s pretty cool that I named them after Star Wars characters……….my daughter Chewbacca is less than thrilled.
December 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My sons Luke and Anakin think it’s pretty cool that I named them after Star Wars characters……….my daughter Chewbacca is less than thrilled.
Admiral Ayatollah Assahola at the helm.
December 24, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Admiral Ayatollah Assahola at the helm.
My sons Luke and Anakin think it’s pretty cool that I named them after Star Wars characters……….my daughter Chewbacca is less than thrilled.
December 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My sons Luke and Anakin think it’s pretty cool that I named them after Star Wars characters……….my daughter Chewbacca is less than thrilled.
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Andrew Tate when he isn’t fighting a woman.
December 21, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Andrew Tate when he isn’t fighting a woman.
Ayatollah Assahola hiding from the Epstein files.
December 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Ayatollah Assahola hiding from the Epstein files.
Andrew Tate when he isn’t fighting a woman.
December 21, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Andrew Tate when he isn’t fighting a woman.
Your Grandmother getting ready to walk to the corner store to buy a pack of Marlboro Reds and a shorty of Jack Daniel’s.
December 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Your Grandmother getting ready to walk to the corner store to buy a pack of Marlboro Reds and a shorty of Jack Daniel’s.
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I (and a vast majority of democrats and independents) could care less who is in the Epstein files, (and the fact that Clinton is in there shocks no one). I simply want accountability for victims. Now let’s stop pretending that the 100 pages of redactions aren’t about one person and one person only.
December 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I (and a vast majority of democrats and independents) could care less who is in the Epstein files, (and the fact that Clinton is in there shocks no one). I simply want accountability for victims. Now let’s stop pretending that the 100 pages of redactions aren’t about one person and one person only.
I (and a vast majority of democrats and independents) could care less who is in the Epstein files, (and the fact that Clinton is in there shocks no one). I simply want accountability for victims. Now let’s stop pretending that the 100 pages of redactions aren’t about one person and one person only.
December 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I (and a vast majority of democrats and independents) could care less who is in the Epstein files, (and the fact that Clinton is in there shocks no one). I simply want accountability for victims. Now let’s stop pretending that the 100 pages of redactions aren’t about one person and one person only.
When a fat bullfrog sees a fly land.
December 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
When a fat bullfrog sees a fly land.
The Lyin’ King
December 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The Lyin’ King
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When the FedEx driver asks you sign for a package with a pen he was clenching between his teeth.
December 17, 2025 at 10:26 AM
When the FedEx driver asks you sign for a package with a pen he was clenching between his teeth.
When the FedEx driver asks you sign for a package with a pen he was clenching between his teeth.
December 17, 2025 at 10:26 AM
When the FedEx driver asks you sign for a package with a pen he was clenching between his teeth.