RetiredBPDmurdercop
@chiefmlt.bsky.social
Purveyor of Dad jokes and useless opinions.
Resist.
Resist.
Me: Ok..my insomnia has once again kept me from sleeping. So what? My morning will start to get better after my first cup of coffee.
My morning:
My morning:
November 20, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Me: Ok..my insomnia has once again kept me from sleeping. So what? My morning will start to get better after my first cup of coffee.
My morning:
My morning:
Every time Kash Patel stands next to Bondi at a presser it looks like her forgot to remove the gerbil from his ass.
November 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Every time Kash Patel stands next to Bondi at a presser it looks like her forgot to remove the gerbil from his ass.
My new Snake Plisskin tee-shirt. An awesome retro vibe while maintaining the ability to piss off the right folks.
Win-Win.
Win-Win.
November 19, 2025 at 10:16 AM
My new Snake Plisskin tee-shirt. An awesome retro vibe while maintaining the ability to piss off the right folks.
Win-Win.
Win-Win.
Rumors are swirling around Hollywood that Vince Vaughn has been tapped to play Kim Davis in an upcoming biopic titled “Gays Terrify Me”
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Rumors are swirling around Hollywood that Vince Vaughn has been tapped to play Kim Davis in an upcoming biopic titled “Gays Terrify Me”
The Northern Lights over Bowers Beach Delaware last night. Amazingly beautiful.
November 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The Northern Lights over Bowers Beach Delaware last night. Amazingly beautiful.
Kim Davis is pissed.
November 11, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Kim Davis is pissed.
The pedophile scumbag formerly known as Prince.
November 1, 2025 at 11:22 AM
The pedophile scumbag formerly known as Prince.
A little clarity for all of the “Whataboutism” assholes.
October 28, 2025 at 9:49 AM
A little clarity for all of the “Whataboutism” assholes.
When you accidentally wash your MAGA hat with your whites.
October 25, 2025 at 10:55 AM
When you accidentally wash your MAGA hat with your whites.
Although Christo-fascists consistently parade their religious righteousness to sell their twisted vision for America, their bigotry and hate exposes them for the evil scumbags that they really are.
October 23, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Although Christo-fascists consistently parade their religious righteousness to sell their twisted vision for America, their bigotry and hate exposes them for the evil scumbags that they really are.
White House renovations continue…
October 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
White House renovations continue…
This is a photograph of Hitler’s Schutzstaffel (SS) dragging Polish Jews from their homes. These Jews were referred to as “criminals” and “enemies of the state”. Remember history as you turn a blind eye to what’s occurring in our country today.
October 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
This is a photograph of Hitler’s Schutzstaffel (SS) dragging Polish Jews from their homes. These Jews were referred to as “criminals” and “enemies of the state”. Remember history as you turn a blind eye to what’s occurring in our country today.
The racist Vice-Chair of the Young Republicans pondering why he’s never been laid.
October 17, 2025 at 11:19 AM
The racist Vice-Chair of the Young Republicans pondering why he’s never been laid.
The “optical illusion” is that any human beings occupy the current administration
October 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The “optical illusion” is that any human beings occupy the current administration
Homeland Security recruiter: Can you tell me what prior experience you have had with Law Enforcement?
ICE applicant:
ICE applicant:
October 14, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Homeland Security recruiter: Can you tell me what prior experience you have had with Law Enforcement?
ICE applicant:
ICE applicant:
My reaction every time I turn on the news.
October 12, 2025 at 10:14 AM
My reaction every time I turn on the news.