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@chickentendi.bsky.social
• she/they • chronically ill • supposed former infatuation junkie • pay attention, 007 podcast •
• formerly, fang bangerz pod and pod-wraiths •
https://linktr.ee/chickentendi
• formerly, fang bangerz pod and pod-wraiths •
https://linktr.ee/chickentendi
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Decaf coffee is against my religion.
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Thanks to Tim Curry in MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND after being in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW with Patricia Quinn, the Muppets are only two degrees away from I, CLAUDIUS. Or shorter if you count this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvvI...
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February 19, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Thanks to Tim Curry in MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND after being in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW with Patricia Quinn, the Muppets are only two degrees away from I, CLAUDIUS. Or shorter if you count this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvvI...
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🎶 I think I’m gonna die in this house 🎶
Letting Charli haunt me.
Letting Charli haunt me.
February 14, 2026 at 11:13 PM
🎶 I think I’m gonna die in this house 🎶
Letting Charli haunt me.
Letting Charli haunt me.
I might be having a religious experience listening to Everybody Scream for the millionth time.
February 19, 2026 at 4:05 AM
I might be having a religious experience listening to Everybody Scream for the millionth time.
I’ve somehow read 35 books so far this year. If I didn’t leave the house for work no one would ever see me again.
February 19, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I’ve somehow read 35 books so far this year. If I didn’t leave the house for work no one would ever see me again.
VICE
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 19, 2026 at 3:16 AM
VICE
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grease the bottom
February 19, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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What if we got married and had The Witcher III: The Wild Hunt score playing at the reception?
February 19, 2026 at 1:01 AM
What if we got married and had The Witcher III: The Wild Hunt score playing at the reception?
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Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.
February 18, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.
Istg this one romance series I read someone has green eyes in every book.
February 18, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Istg this one romance series I read someone has green eyes in every book.
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February 16, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL POLITICIAN: We used to have real presidents [video of literal satan saying he’s going to give a tax cut to people who bomb children]
February 17, 2026 at 2:01 AM
DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL POLITICIAN: We used to have real presidents [video of literal satan saying he’s going to give a tax cut to people who bomb children]
Been slowly watching Peacemaker S1 with @lozymandias.bsky.social and we're completely obsessed with the theme and title sequence.
February 16, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Been slowly watching Peacemaker S1 with @lozymandias.bsky.social and we're completely obsessed with the theme and title sequence.
The book I’m reading is literally insane with like 4 different epilogues. It’s deranged. I love it.
February 16, 2026 at 9:04 PM
The book I’m reading is literally insane with like 4 different epilogues. It’s deranged. I love it.
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🎶 You reduce me to cosmic tears 🎶
February 16, 2026 at 6:52 PM
🎶 You reduce me to cosmic tears 🎶
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What kind of music do you think Bond likes?
February 16, 2026 at 5:32 PM
What kind of music do you think Bond likes?
I just got into bed and remembered I changed my sheets earlier today. It’s clean sheet day!
February 16, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I just got into bed and remembered I changed my sheets earlier today. It’s clean sheet day!
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rosie perez deserved an oscar for it could happen to you
February 15, 2026 at 3:42 AM
rosie perez deserved an oscar for it could happen to you
🎶 I think I’m gonna die in this house 🎶
Letting Charli haunt me.
Letting Charli haunt me.
February 14, 2026 at 11:13 PM
🎶 I think I’m gonna die in this house 🎶
Letting Charli haunt me.
Letting Charli haunt me.
Decaf coffee is against my religion.
February 14, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Decaf coffee is against my religion.
Do Klingons have two vaginas?
February 14, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Do Klingons have two vaginas?
Hot take: “Wuthering Heights” was good.
February 14, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Hot take: “Wuthering Heights” was good.
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My latest newsletter is out, all about how it’s time to unplug. Read it here: vast-designs.beehiiv.com/p/breaking-t...
Breaking the cycle of scrolling
On quiet, slowing down, and unsubscribing
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February 13, 2026 at 7:58 PM
My latest newsletter is out, all about how it’s time to unplug. Read it here: vast-designs.beehiiv.com/p/breaking-t...
I may be able to finish reading Wuthering Heights before seeing the film tomorrow. I’ve been reading hockey romance nonstop all year and basically yelled at myself to take a break to finish.
February 12, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I may be able to finish reading Wuthering Heights before seeing the film tomorrow. I’ve been reading hockey romance nonstop all year and basically yelled at myself to take a break to finish.
Definitely Donald Fagan of Steely Dan and a couple football players, but TIL one of the Red Scare peeps graduated with my sister.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Definitely Donald Fagan of Steely Dan and a couple football players, but TIL one of the Red Scare peeps graduated with my sister.