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@chickentendi.bsky.social
she/they • chronically ill • supposed former infatuation junkie • star trek • james bond • true blood
every time someone asks me how i’m doing my brain breaks a little more
https://linktr.ee/chickentendi
every time someone asks me how i’m doing my brain breaks a little more
https://linktr.ee/chickentendi
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My Instagram algorithm is currently 50% Heated Rivalry and 50% ads for the Lemon vibrator.
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My forthcoming book, THE MISEDUCATION OF CAROLINE BINGLEY was such a blast to write; it was so refreshing (and hilarious) to inhabit a confidently-incorrect queen on her path to self-improvement.
December 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
My forthcoming book, THE MISEDUCATION OF CAROLINE BINGLEY was such a blast to write; it was so refreshing (and hilarious) to inhabit a confidently-incorrect queen on her path to self-improvement.
Crushing on so many.
December 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Crushing on so many.
Reading the Netflix email call Casablanca a ‘franchise’ makes me feel very, very bad.
December 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Reading the Netflix email call Casablanca a ‘franchise’ makes me feel very, very bad.
There is a rooster in the romance novel I just started called Luke Skycocker.
December 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
There is a rooster in the romance novel I just started called Luke Skycocker.
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this is so funny
Breaking: Vanity Fair and Olivia Nuzzi agreed to part ways after new revelations and allegations about an affair with RFK Jr. and her behavior while reporting on him.
Exclusive | Vanity Fair to Part Ways With Journalist Olivia Nuzzi
Nuzzi’s contract with Vanity Fair expires at year-end, following new allegations and revelations about her conduct while she reported on Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
on.wsj.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
this is so funny
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Your reminder that this is a Christmas movie. How else will you know how Christmas Trees are grown?
In episode 06, the hosts discuss 1969’s On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, directed by Peter R. Hunt. George Lazenby's James Bond tracks Blofeld to a remote allergy clinic in the Swiss Alps. Will he be forced to choose between MI6 and Diana Rigg's Tracy di Vicenzo?
www.moviejawn.com/payattention...
www.moviejawn.com/payattention...
December 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Your reminder that this is a Christmas movie. How else will you know how Christmas Trees are grown?
Our tree is set up.
December 5, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Our tree is set up.
I want this
stardate 90210
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I want this
We are counting all the times the Wet Bandits should have died in Home Alone.
December 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
We are counting all the times the Wet Bandits should have died in Home Alone.
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Forever my Lady Jessica🖤
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Forever my Lady Jessica🖤
My Instagram algorithm is currently 50% Heated Rivalry and 50% ads for the Lemon vibrator.
December 4, 2025 at 4:15 AM
My Instagram algorithm is currently 50% Heated Rivalry and 50% ads for the Lemon vibrator.
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I truly love watching Hot! Morons! Getting! Better! on Too Hot To Handle with @chickentendi.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I truly love watching Hot! Morons! Getting! Better! on Too Hot To Handle with @chickentendi.bsky.social
How embarrassed should I be that the RePhrasing Pod alerted me to the Cherlene album being available from Archer Vice so now the song ‘’Midnight Blues” is my top song on Apple Music this year?
December 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM
How embarrassed should I be that the RePhrasing Pod alerted me to the Cherlene album being available from Archer Vice so now the song ‘’Midnight Blues” is my top song on Apple Music this year?
Trying to fall asleep 4.5hrs earlier than last night.
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Trying to fall asleep 4.5hrs earlier than last night.
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NOW I HAVE A
BLUESKY ACCOUNT
HO HO HO
BLUESKY ACCOUNT
HO HO HO
December 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
NOW I HAVE A
BLUESKY ACCOUNT
HO HO HO
BLUESKY ACCOUNT
HO HO HO
🚨 Heated Rivalry Universe spoilers. Proceed with caution. 😉
Read a timeline of all the things in the Game Changers Universe and it really read like Ilya is Nick Fury going around collecting Avengers to teach hockey camp. I love him.
Read a timeline of all the things in the Game Changers Universe and it really read like Ilya is Nick Fury going around collecting Avengers to teach hockey camp. I love him.
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
🚨 Heated Rivalry Universe spoilers. Proceed with caution. 😉
Read a timeline of all the things in the Game Changers Universe and it really read like Ilya is Nick Fury going around collecting Avengers to teach hockey camp. I love him.
Read a timeline of all the things in the Game Changers Universe and it really read like Ilya is Nick Fury going around collecting Avengers to teach hockey camp. I love him.
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Zootopia 2 is a fun sequel because it is packed with a ton of cute gags and they clearly understood the first movie is a romcom.
December 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Zootopia 2 is a fun sequel because it is packed with a ton of cute gags and they clearly understood the first movie is a romcom.
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Can we bring back mad men posting. I love the sopranos as much as the next guy, but its time for the zoomers to meet Roger Sterling
December 2, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Can we bring back mad men posting. I love the sopranos as much as the next guy, but its time for the zoomers to meet Roger Sterling
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John McClane’s sweater in DIE HARD 2 was the apex of holiday menswear.
December 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
John McClane’s sweater in DIE HARD 2 was the apex of holiday menswear.
Thanking the romance gods that it’s after 5 bc my smutty audiobook accidentally started playing out loud on my phone at my office. No one heard. 😅
December 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Thanking the romance gods that it’s after 5 bc my smutty audiobook accidentally started playing out loud on my phone at my office. No one heard. 😅
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
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Fuuuuuuck that’s true.
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Fuuuuuuck that’s true.
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Day 39 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot
#StarTrek #StarTrekGenerations #StarTrekTNG #TheMuppets #MuppetTreasureIsland
#StarTrek #StarTrekGenerations #StarTrekTNG #TheMuppets #MuppetTreasureIsland
November 29, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Day 39 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot
#StarTrek #StarTrekGenerations #StarTrekTNG #TheMuppets #MuppetTreasureIsland
#StarTrek #StarTrekGenerations #StarTrekTNG #TheMuppets #MuppetTreasureIsland
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Saw the latest Knives Out today, which is pretty perfect by the way, but 90 minutes into it an older lady in front of us exclaimed, "I don't think this is Hamnet!" and left.
Still trying to figure out why it took her an hour and a half to reach that conclusion.
Still trying to figure out why it took her an hour and a half to reach that conclusion.
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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