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Dave Electronica
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Beloved husband and father
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November 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
White people don't say garbage time anymore they say low leverage minutes
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Steven Lockjaw died of natural causes.
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Cinnamon is the promise of brown
November 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Overheard at the playground: "The opposite of chocolate is cinnamon." Compelling.
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
When I talk about what Lebron means to me I go 4, 5 reasons deep before I even touch on basketball
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
What's good for the geese is good for the gender
November 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The Wikipedia photo for "meat pie" is, if I may be so bold, deliberately hostile to the food.
November 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Note: A previous version of this article referred to the subject in a disparaging tone. The author has since developed loving-kindness for all sentient beings and revised the article accordingly.
November 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Federal mutagen subsidies are running out this week. This country is going to be cut off from the mutagen right before the holidays
November 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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the women in the workplace discourse is very funny because a man who can act normal in an office environment that's predominantly female is absolutely on easy street. it's maybe the best gig anyone in history has had. and yet for many guys it is utterly impossible
November 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Just saw my projected 2026 health insurance premium
November 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Me and canes sauce got an understanding it doesn't stain my clothes anymore or anything
November 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Got a talkative homie named laconic mike
November 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
To someone like me this is a normal yard
boatyard
November 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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fame would change me so fast i would immediately start killing and eating people
July 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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jay jones has a winning message for 2026: [REMOVED FOR VIOLATION OF TOS]
November 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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BREAKING: After ICE refuses to allow detained migrants to receive the Eucharist, Pope Leo calls on Trump and Vance to respect migrants‘ dignity and religious liberty.

“They must allow ministers to assist with their needs. They've been separated from their families and no one knows what happens.”
November 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Kid watches the pokemon startup cutscene through every time #ethicalgamer
November 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
November 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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i don't think ray parker jr was doing a double entendre when he said "bustin makes me feel good" - i just think the character he is singing the song as really does enjoy vigorously busting ghosts
November 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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I do think it’s fine for JD Vance to hope his wife becomes a Catholic. Heck, I hope they both do!
October 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Lenderman today
October 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
October 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Explaining kare pan to my kids as a sort of Japanese kolache
October 26, 2025 at 12:42 PM