Posthuman Postma'am
@chicagobowles.com
Dancer + Designer • Ancient Millennial + Toddler Mom • Raised in Charlotte, fortified in Chicago • she/her/y'all 🏳️⚧️✶🍉✶🧿
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UN is fckin Useless
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
UN is fckin Useless
@profanity.accountant can I fucking get a prize!?
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
@profanity.accountant can I fucking get a prize!?
💀💀💀🎭🎭🎭
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
💀💀💀🎭🎭🎭
it’s BRISK, baybee!
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
it’s BRISK, baybee!
Seems one of my neighbors is letting off steam by leaf-blowing…
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Seems one of my neighbors is letting off steam by leaf-blowing…
2025 is realizing they were too easy on this mthrfckr
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
2025 is realizing they were too easy on this mthrfckr
Desserts are DONEZO
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Desserts are DONEZO
My number one Thanksgiving tradition is watching ‘Christmas Vacation’ on repeat while I cook for my friends 🫎
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
My number one Thanksgiving tradition is watching ‘Christmas Vacation’ on repeat while I cook for my friends 🫎
Men what’s stopping you from dressing like the holiday
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Men what’s stopping you from dressing like the holiday
Reinaaaaa you dropped this 👑
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Reinaaaaa you dropped this 👑
Y’all I’m so serious it is WINDY
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Y’all I’m so serious it is WINDY
NEW CHI BIRB ALERT
The snowy owls sitting on Montrose Pier this foggy morning. The Chicago Park District has closed the pier’s far end to keep people from getting too close.
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
NEW CHI BIRB ALERT
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Apple retail cutting sales jobs??? Color me surprised 😒
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Apple retail cutting sales jobs??? Color me surprised 😒
“…If you’ve never heard of any of these accounts, that’s ok, it just means you have friends and family who care about you.”
"This has all been especially painful for X users who are, as a baseline, extremely racist. And they are now suffering through the psychic torment of learning that users, predominately from the Global South, are behind some of the bigger right-wing accounts on the site."
Republicans astroturfed themselves
Read to the end for a good Thanksgiving reminder
www.garbageday.email
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
“…If you’ve never heard of any of these accounts, that’s ok, it just means you have friends and family who care about you.”
“It’s the gift that keeps giving, Clark”
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 AM
“It’s the gift that keeps giving, Clark”
Look, you're probably going to be a very successful computer person. And you are going to go through life thinking girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole, Charlie Brown
You're a virgin who can't drive, Charlie Brown.
Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Look, you're probably going to be a very successful computer person. And you are going to go through life thinking girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole, Charlie Brown
🎶Why, somebody
Why do people break up
Oh, and turn around and make up
I just can’t seee
Why do people break up
Oh, and turn around and make up
I just can’t seee
November 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
🎶Why, somebody
Why do people break up
Oh, and turn around and make up
I just can’t seee
Why do people break up
Oh, and turn around and make up
I just can’t seee
Xmas decorations ARE Thanksgiving decorations.
Knock it off with the silly turkeys and shades-of-brown. The floors've got it covered.
Knock it off with the silly turkeys and shades-of-brown. The floors've got it covered.
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Xmas decorations ARE Thanksgiving decorations.
Knock it off with the silly turkeys and shades-of-brown. The floors've got it covered.
Knock it off with the silly turkeys and shades-of-brown. The floors've got it covered.
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"poetry defeats AI" is maybe the coolest anti technology headline I've seen since the one about salt circles defeating robo cars
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
"poetry defeats AI" is maybe the coolest anti technology headline I've seen since the one about salt circles defeating robo cars
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"Court video showed ICE agents, who allegedly had a 12-pack of Modelo in their car, planned to "smash" into Martinez's vehicle during the chase."
Video shows ICE agents planned to "smash" into Charlotte man who fled after documenting arrests
A federal judge is determining if federal officers had probable cause to charge Miguel Angel Garcia Martinez, a U.S. citizen, with assault. Martinez fled from officers who started chasing him while he...
www.charlotteobserver.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
"Court video showed ICE agents, who allegedly had a 12-pack of Modelo in their car, planned to "smash" into Martinez's vehicle during the chase."
Unraveled Press keeps kickin ass
Good reporting here and a strong use of public records from @unraveledpress.com: Identified: federal agents who pointed gun, punched detainee in Evanston unraveledpress.com/identified-f...
Identified: federal agents who pointed gun, punched detainee in Evanston
Unraveled has verified a hate speech-laden X account belonging to U.S. Border Patrol agent Timothy Donahue, who was seen in numerous viral videos during Operation Midway Blitz. He and another agent, T...
unraveledpress.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Unraveled Press keeps kickin ass
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BWAHAH why is there BMI on my toddler's paperwork
November 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
BWAHAH why is there BMI on my toddler's paperwork
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