Chess Pinkhoof
@chesspinkhoof.bsky.social
🔞Unapologetic inflatophile. Big, buff, bouncy, balloonish buffoonery. 🔞Squeezy smoosh-hugs galore! Spontaneous flex-posing! No minors!🔞LGBTQ+ ally. Trans right matter.
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I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
Ugggggh I can stand and walk with 60% efficiency and a lotta pain. That's gonna have to be good enough because I got places to be and things I don't wanna do.
January 29, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Ugggggh I can stand and walk with 60% efficiency and a lotta pain. That's gonna have to be good enough because I got places to be and things I don't wanna do.
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Unfriendly reminder, AI is being used to destroy trust. Do not normalize the use of AI. AI can not reliably enhance videos or low-quality images.
This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
January 29, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Unfriendly reminder, AI is being used to destroy trust. Do not normalize the use of AI. AI can not reliably enhance videos or low-quality images.
This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
Once again, flesh and bone betray me.
Ow. ☠️
Ow. ☠️
January 26, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Once again, flesh and bone betray me.
Ow. ☠️
Ow. ☠️
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Stand up, fight back.
January 24, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Stand up, fight back.
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oh yeah btw just a basic message but yeah no minors pls
January 23, 2026 at 8:08 AM
oh yeah btw just a basic message but yeah no minors pls
If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
January 15, 2026 at 4:13 AM
If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
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Open commission for $55 ^^
Only do half body
Only do half body
January 14, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Open commission for $55 ^^
Only do half body
Only do half body
Incorrect a game:
Super Mario Boz 3
Super Mario Boz 3
Incorrect a game
Legend of Zeldont: Tears for Fears
Legend of Zeldont: Tears for Fears
January 13, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Incorrect a game:
Super Mario Boz 3
Super Mario Boz 3
With tits like these, who needs enemies?
January 13, 2026 at 11:22 PM
With tits like these, who needs enemies?
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So... Hades 2 was on sale...
January 8, 2026 at 12:47 AM
So... Hades 2 was on sale...
Holy shit those fucking lunatics actually went through with it?!
January 3, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Holy shit those fucking lunatics actually went through with it?!
Oy vey, THAT's how drunk I got last night. 😆
But maybe Drunk Me was onto something? 🤔
But maybe Drunk Me was onto something? 🤔
Spit in 2026's mouth to establish and assert your dominance over it.
Do it now.
😗💦
Do it now.
😗💦
January 1, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Oy vey, THAT's how drunk I got last night. 😆
But maybe Drunk Me was onto something? 🤔
But maybe Drunk Me was onto something? 🤔
Spit in 2026's mouth to establish and assert your dominance over it.
Do it now.
😗💦
Do it now.
😗💦
January 1, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Spit in 2026's mouth to establish and assert your dominance over it.
Do it now.
😗💦
Do it now.
😗💦
Almost 10pm and I am safely hunkered down at home, in my woobs. Now to begin trying to replace my blood with bourbon.
💪👍🥃
Happy New Year.
💪👍🥃
Happy New Year.
January 1, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Almost 10pm and I am safely hunkered down at home, in my woobs. Now to begin trying to replace my blood with bourbon.
💪👍🥃
Happy New Year.
💪👍🥃
Happy New Year.
Blahhhhhh just 4 more hours and it's over.
December 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Blahhhhhh just 4 more hours and it's over.
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Users are noticing Twitter/X has added a Grok-powered AI image editor that lets anyone edit any image on the platform, including other people’s artwork using text prompts.
Artists warn there’s no opt-out or consent, raising concerns over unauthorized edits and misuse.
Artists warn there’s no opt-out or consent, raising concerns over unauthorized edits and misuse.
December 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Users are noticing Twitter/X has added a Grok-powered AI image editor that lets anyone edit any image on the platform, including other people’s artwork using text prompts.
Artists warn there’s no opt-out or consent, raising concerns over unauthorized edits and misuse.
Artists warn there’s no opt-out or consent, raising concerns over unauthorized edits and misuse.
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Pulling this out for the occasion
December 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Pulling this out for the occasion
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December 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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This right here is peak cinema. That perfect moment in the heartbeat before glove meets jaw when all parties know not just what is about to happen, but also understanding why, and EVERYONE is is about to experience emotional release the moment the Jake gets his bell rung 🤌
god damn the opposite camera's views of each of their faces is peak schadenfreude
December 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This right here is peak cinema. That perfect moment in the heartbeat before glove meets jaw when all parties know not just what is about to happen, but also understanding why, and EVERYONE is is about to experience emotional release the moment the Jake gets his bell rung 🤌
Also secretly hoping that saying 'Happy Holidays' to someone makes their hair catch on fire and reveal their true form.
December 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Also secretly hoping that saying 'Happy Holidays' to someone makes their hair catch on fire and reveal their true form.
Lul. The 'Merry Christmas' mandate just makes me want to say it even less.
I'm not a Christmassy person. I don't even care.
There's more Yule-time holidays than just Christmas, so I'm gonna keep saying 'Happy Holidays' because different people celebrate different things.
I'm not a Christmassy person. I don't even care.
There's more Yule-time holidays than just Christmas, so I'm gonna keep saying 'Happy Holidays' because different people celebrate different things.
December 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Lul. The 'Merry Christmas' mandate just makes me want to say it even less.
I'm not a Christmassy person. I don't even care.
There's more Yule-time holidays than just Christmas, so I'm gonna keep saying 'Happy Holidays' because different people celebrate different things.
I'm not a Christmassy person. I don't even care.
There's more Yule-time holidays than just Christmas, so I'm gonna keep saying 'Happy Holidays' because different people celebrate different things.
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Japanese Monk Racks
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
December 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Japanese Monk Racks
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/