Chess Pinkhoof
@chesspinkhoof.bsky.social
🔞Unapologetic inflatophile. Big, buff, bouncy, balloonish buffoonery. 🔞Squeezy smoosh-hugs galore! Spontaneous flex-posing! No minors!🔞LGBTQ+ ally. Trans right matter.
That's only a foot shorter than me. ^_^
February 4, 2026 at 7:33 AM
That's only a foot shorter than me. ^_^
But doesn't being horny also make you inflate? What a vicious cycle. Oh no.
February 3, 2026 at 7:24 AM
But doesn't being horny also make you inflate? What a vicious cycle. Oh no.
Could be bigger. C'mere. 😈
February 2, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Could be bigger. C'mere. 😈
Like one of those nesting dolls.
January 31, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Like one of those nesting dolls.
No, but I will now. 👍
January 31, 2026 at 3:41 AM
No, but I will now. 👍
I heard the premiere in the UK sold only ONE ticket.
Please be true. 😆😆😆😆😆
Please be true. 😆😆😆😆😆
January 29, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I heard the premiere in the UK sold only ONE ticket.
Please be true. 😆😆😆😆😆
Please be true. 😆😆😆😆😆
I'm reminded of when they 'revealed' Edward and Bella's baby at the end of that gawdawful movie. The cgi uncanny valley nightmare child they invented that Jacob was supposed to be madly in love with.
January 29, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I'm reminded of when they 'revealed' Edward and Bella's baby at the end of that gawdawful movie. The cgi uncanny valley nightmare child they invented that Jacob was supposed to be madly in love with.
That's this storyline.
January 29, 2026 at 10:57 PM
That's this storyline.
And he hurls himself down his self-made mountain of burning garbage. But comes a stop, halfway down. Then stands up, on fire, looks around and screams 'THIS ISN'T NEARLY FAR ENOUGH!' and then proceeds to throw himself the rest of the way down. Proud of himself.
January 29, 2026 at 10:57 PM
And he hurls himself down his self-made mountain of burning garbage. But comes a stop, halfway down. Then stands up, on fire, looks around and screams 'THIS ISN'T NEARLY FAR ENOUGH!' and then proceeds to throw himself the rest of the way down. Proud of himself.
Then announces his intention to throw himself down his self-made biggest garbage mountain and invites the world to watch. The day arrives and he surprises the world with a twist: He's set the mountain on fire!
NOW he's ready to jump. And he does!
NOW he's ready to jump. And he does!
January 29, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Then announces his intention to throw himself down his self-made biggest garbage mountain and invites the world to watch. The day arrives and he surprises the world with a twist: He's set the mountain on fire!
NOW he's ready to jump. And he does!
NOW he's ready to jump. And he does!
Imagine, if you will: A man declares he wants to throw himself down the biggest mountain of garbage on earth. But decides it's NOT BIG ENOUGH. He declares he's going to build an even bigger one to meet his needs. And he does it. And he succeeds. He tells the whole world about it.
January 29, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Imagine, if you will: A man declares he wants to throw himself down the biggest mountain of garbage on earth. But decides it's NOT BIG ENOUGH. He declares he's going to build an even bigger one to meet his needs. And he does it. And he succeeds. He tells the whole world about it.
I HAVE read them. They are, without a doubt, the most overtly, shamelessly head-ass shit I've ever read.
They were glorious.
They were glorious.
January 29, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I HAVE read them. They are, without a doubt, the most overtly, shamelessly head-ass shit I've ever read.
They were glorious.
They were glorious.
Assuming he doesn't finally figure out how to cancel them completely and get away with it.
January 29, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Assuming he doesn't finally figure out how to cancel them completely and get away with it.
I put it on a yet higher shelf.
January 27, 2026 at 11:40 AM
I put it on a yet higher shelf.
Strongly agree. Still good though.
January 27, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Strongly agree. Still good though.
I would like to cease to exist please. Ow.
January 26, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I would like to cease to exist please. Ow.
Reported it. Dunno what good it will really do though. 🫂🍕
January 26, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Reported it. Dunno what good it will really do though. 🫂🍕