Chay
@chay.bsky.social
His outie pays all of his gas and electric bills within three business days.
Animator, illustrator, procrastinator.
I work from home and live online.
I like Sci-Fi, Blender, Gadgets, Animals and Lego.
Animator, illustrator, procrastinator.
I work from home and live online.
I like Sci-Fi, Blender, Gadgets, Animals and Lego.
It's my birthday in a few days. I'm going to be about 1000 years old.
July 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
It's my birthday in a few days. I'm going to be about 1000 years old.
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Fraud is one thing, but lying to Gillian Anderson???
July 6, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Fraud is one thing, but lying to Gillian Anderson???
Saw a guy driving a brand new 25 plate Tesla, smoking a cigarette. Strange enough seeing anyone smoking (mainly see vapists these days) but this guy was in an EV, but tapping a ciggie out of the window like it's the 80s. I guess a 25 plate Tesla means he's attracted to self-destructive behaviour.
July 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Saw a guy driving a brand new 25 plate Tesla, smoking a cigarette. Strange enough seeing anyone smoking (mainly see vapists these days) but this guy was in an EV, but tapping a ciggie out of the window like it's the 80s. I guess a 25 plate Tesla means he's attracted to self-destructive behaviour.
They say AI is going to take over the world but when I ask Alexa to "add pain au chocolat to my shopping list" she repeats it back to me as Pain. Gold. Chocolate. Presumably because Au is the symbol for gold.
June 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
They say AI is going to take over the world but when I ask Alexa to "add pain au chocolat to my shopping list" she repeats it back to me as Pain. Gold. Chocolate. Presumably because Au is the symbol for gold.
Trying to think of a name for the sourdough starter I'm making this week. Emma wants a female name for it (as the house is full of boys) but I can't think of a better pun than Ringdough Starrter, so we might have to go for that.
May 3, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Trying to think of a name for the sourdough starter I'm making this week. Emma wants a female name for it (as the house is full of boys) but I can't think of a better pun than Ringdough Starrter, so we might have to go for that.
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Taskmaster is great makes me wish british people were real
March 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Taskmaster is great makes me wish british people were real
What is the thinking behind this plate? The car already has a jaguar badge.
The plate doesn't even say jaguar. There is no universe where 61 reads the same as AG.
Even if they think it does, why pay for that?
Do they like labelling stuff?
Does the door of their house have a sign that reads D90R?
The plate doesn't even say jaguar. There is no universe where 61 reads the same as AG.
Even if they think it does, why pay for that?
Do they like labelling stuff?
Does the door of their house have a sign that reads D90R?
March 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
What is the thinking behind this plate? The car already has a jaguar badge.
The plate doesn't even say jaguar. There is no universe where 61 reads the same as AG.
Even if they think it does, why pay for that?
Do they like labelling stuff?
Does the door of their house have a sign that reads D90R?
The plate doesn't even say jaguar. There is no universe where 61 reads the same as AG.
Even if they think it does, why pay for that?
Do they like labelling stuff?
Does the door of their house have a sign that reads D90R?
My youngest brought a recorder home on Friday. Pray for us.
March 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My youngest brought a recorder home on Friday. Pray for us.
Awake in time for lunar eclipse and it's bloody cloudy. Thanks UK weather.
March 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Awake in time for lunar eclipse and it's bloody cloudy. Thanks UK weather.
Just realised how similar Peter Griffin's laugh is to Janice's from Friends.
March 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Just realised how similar Peter Griffin's laugh is to Janice's from Friends.
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February 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Could everyone repost this? Ally is a wonderful author and human, and it's her lifelong dream to be a children's author. Want this to reach as many people as possible.
My incredible wife @alicenuttallbooks.bsky.social's amazing debut novel "THE ZOMBIE PROJECT" has been out for a couple of months now and is still going strong. Really recommend you check it out - www.amazon.co.uk/Zombie-Proje... - also available on Kindle and as an audiobook. It really is brilliant
March 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Could everyone repost this? Ally is a wonderful author and human, and it's her lifelong dream to be a children's author. Want this to reach as many people as possible.
Nice Dalek
Little turntable animation of a 1980's Renegade Dalek. I modelled and rendered it with Blender, textured it with Substance Painter, and did all the compositing in HitFilm.
March 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Nice Dalek
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This is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down, well I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became violent about my wife with no hair.
March 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down, well I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became violent about my wife with no hair.
My outie pays all of his gas and electric bills within three business days.
February 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
My outie pays all of his gas and electric bills within three business days.
Ooh Emma just called me over to the window because she spotted a fox outside. She looks most evenings in the hope of seeing one and tonight she did! Too far away and too dark for my phone though.
February 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Ooh Emma just called me over to the window because she spotted a fox outside. She looks most evenings in the hope of seeing one and tonight she did! Too far away and too dark for my phone though.
As opposed to 6am in the afternoon? Or 6pm in the morning?
February 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
As opposed to 6am in the afternoon? Or 6pm in the morning?
So far February weather is smashing January's. Lovely and sunny out there. Plus we saw a dragon and three lions in town.
February 1, 2025 at 12:54 PM
So far February weather is smashing January's. Lovely and sunny out there. Plus we saw a dragon and three lions in town.
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that’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, fighting with a pigeon
January 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
that’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, fighting with a pigeon
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I just wanna live a life where the only person's stupidity I'm in mortal fear of is my own
January 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I just wanna live a life where the only person's stupidity I'm in mortal fear of is my own
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If You See Something (a dog wearing a tie), Say Something ("hello handsome").
November 18, 2023 at 7:00 PM
If You See Something (a dog wearing a tie), Say Something ("hello handsome").
What did Gavin Williamson even get his knighthood for? For services to eating apples through a chain link fence?
Anyway the story about him getting performatively angry about a warship being given a "woke" name change, and then it turning out old sausage fingers requested the change is hilarious.
Anyway the story about him getting performatively angry about a warship being given a "woke" name change, and then it turning out old sausage fingers requested the change is hilarious.
January 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
What did Gavin Williamson even get his knighthood for? For services to eating apples through a chain link fence?
Anyway the story about him getting performatively angry about a warship being given a "woke" name change, and then it turning out old sausage fingers requested the change is hilarious.
Anyway the story about him getting performatively angry about a warship being given a "woke" name change, and then it turning out old sausage fingers requested the change is hilarious.