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Saw an eccied sheep garden ornament today so it's not all bad.
February 11, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Saw an eccied sheep garden ornament today so it's not all bad.
Today reminding me that all this stuff in Westminster is just a game to them. It really means nothing to them because ultimately they know they'll come out ok. Really no different from the drama on a series of Real Housewives. They know there's a book deal or spin-off waiting when they fuck off.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Today reminding me that all this stuff in Westminster is just a game to them. It really means nothing to them because ultimately they know they'll come out ok. Really no different from the drama on a series of Real Housewives. They know there's a book deal or spin-off waiting when they fuck off.
Got one of those little cuts right at the edge of my mouth where my top and bottom lips meet...but I haven't ate any ice poles. And there is no other way that this happens.
February 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Got one of those little cuts right at the edge of my mouth where my top and bottom lips meet...but I haven't ate any ice poles. And there is no other way that this happens.
I need something. Anything. To cling to.
February 6, 2026 at 4:02 AM
I need something. Anything. To cling to.
Love it it when he rolls this one out. The only Shakespeare text that survives today in his own handwriting. Which is apt. Like a warning through time. A lesson we never learn. Or are told to forget that we did.
Magnificent
Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 5, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Love it it when he rolls this one out. The only Shakespeare text that survives today in his own handwriting. Which is apt. Like a warning through time. A lesson we never learn. Or are told to forget that we did.
It would be such a *chef's kiss* moment if JK's seemingly Pandora's box of links to Epstein the child trafficker, shut down her terf fundraising TV series aimed at children (and adult children) before it even aired and all those ghouls sold their souls to appear in it for nothing.
February 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM
It would be such a *chef's kiss* moment if JK's seemingly Pandora's box of links to Epstein the child trafficker, shut down her terf fundraising TV series aimed at children (and adult children) before it even aired and all those ghouls sold their souls to appear in it for nothing.
I kinda wish that I knew one of those gays that was born in the 00s, and goes around describing everything as cunt so that I could show them 90s Tori Amos videos and rewire their little brains.
February 3, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I kinda wish that I knew one of those gays that was born in the 00s, and goes around describing everything as cunt so that I could show them 90s Tori Amos videos and rewire their little brains.
It's started happening again
February 1, 2026 at 1:31 AM
It's started happening again
This is why they want to build all their shitty data centers in my back garden. Steal all our natural resources for knock down prices and destroy the environment they come from. Same as it ever was.
Water bills in Scotland are set to be £107 cheaper than in England and Wales, despite a price hike
Scottish water bills cheaper than England and Wales despite price increase
www.thenational.scot
January 31, 2026 at 8:49 PM
This is why they want to build all their shitty data centers in my back garden. Steal all our natural resources for knock down prices and destroy the environment they come from. Same as it ever was.
I'm very sad today.
January 31, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I'm very sad today.
I still regularly quote this (to myself. Alone) Why is it always the ones that give us so much joy that go too soon
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January 30, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I still regularly quote this (to myself. Alone) Why is it always the ones that give us so much joy that go too soon
Sauchiehall Street is just gonna end up a baron strip of naff shops and student flats. All the cultural buildings are being allowed (or pushed) to ruin. At least there will be a fleeting view of what's left as you zoom by on the shiny new bike lane.
NEW: A Scottish arts centre has gone bust after 33 years, with all jobs lost
Glasgow arts centre goes bust after over 33 years with all jobs lost
www.thenational.scot
January 30, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Sauchiehall Street is just gonna end up a baron strip of naff shops and student flats. All the cultural buildings are being allowed (or pushed) to ruin. At least there will be a fleeting view of what's left as you zoom by on the shiny new bike lane.
Went to see Song Sung Blue. Whilst I'm still not convinced by Kate Hudson's nom at the Oscars (over Chase), it did have best reactions by an audience in a cinema. Including one guy who left and when he came back and was presumably told what he'd missed, exclaimed "Oh no. Fuck sake yer joking!"
January 29, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Went to see Song Sung Blue. Whilst I'm still not convinced by Kate Hudson's nom at the Oscars (over Chase), it did have best reactions by an audience in a cinema. Including one guy who left and when he came back and was presumably told what he'd missed, exclaimed "Oh no. Fuck sake yer joking!"
Saw a clip of an interview with the woman who Alex Pretti was trying to help when he was murdered. The majority of the clip was her justifying why she said the word "fuck" after the big serious journalist asked her why she said it...whilst someone was executed feet away from her. Maddening.
This continued infantalisation of language around trauma really baffles me. Describing someone as being 'unalived by a pew pew' is not saving anyone from trauma. Especially when you say it whilst showing a video of someone being executed in broad daylight.
January 28, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Saw a clip of an interview with the woman who Alex Pretti was trying to help when he was murdered. The majority of the clip was her justifying why she said the word "fuck" after the big serious journalist asked her why she said it...whilst someone was executed feet away from her. Maddening.
This hasn't happened the past couple of days. I was prevented from scrolling too far.
January 27, 2026 at 3:11 PM
This hasn't happened the past couple of days. I was prevented from scrolling too far.
And yes I am having haggis for dinner tonight, which earns me 10 Scottishness points. But not in a wobbly pile like you got in school. I like mine in slices. Or if I can't get slices, I actually like the vegetarian haggis.
January 25, 2026 at 5:59 PM
And yes I am having haggis for dinner tonight, which earns me 10 Scottishness points. But not in a wobbly pile like you got in school. I like mine in slices. Or if I can't get slices, I actually like the vegetarian haggis.
I've not seen If I had Legs I'd Kick You but I have seen Hamnet. I cried. But I know that I'll want Rose Byrne to win at the Oscars. Provided I actually get to see it after the February 20 release date battle royale at my cinema of choice. And I love Jessie Buckley. Seen her live. Met her.
January 25, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I've not seen If I had Legs I'd Kick You but I have seen Hamnet. I cried. But I know that I'll want Rose Byrne to win at the Oscars. Provided I actually get to see it after the February 20 release date battle royale at my cinema of choice. And I love Jessie Buckley. Seen her live. Met her.
This continued infantalisation of language around trauma really baffles me. Describing someone as being 'unalived by a pew pew' is not saving anyone from trauma. Especially when you say it whilst showing a video of someone being executed in broad daylight.
January 25, 2026 at 2:15 AM
This continued infantalisation of language around trauma really baffles me. Describing someone as being 'unalived by a pew pew' is not saving anyone from trauma. Especially when you say it whilst showing a video of someone being executed in broad daylight.
Update: Bought a nice navy tartan double-breasted number. When I tried on my size (40R thank you), and looked in a mirror; reader I looked good. I never feel that trying on clothes. But my front was tight and that lil flap at the back was sitting on my bum so good. Not even been training recently
I don't wear kilts. I've got some good blazers but I wanted to buy something especially for it. I thought this would be a good source of inspo but the guys all just wear the same tuxedos. Maybe an odd velvet blazer. V boring. There was some good cummerbund action going on though. I have one of them.
January 24, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Update: Bought a nice navy tartan double-breasted number. When I tried on my size (40R thank you), and looked in a mirror; reader I looked good. I never feel that trying on clothes. But my front was tight and that lil flap at the back was sitting on my bum so good. Not even been training recently
My Oscar hot take is that Jacob Elordi's nomination has more to do with the poster for Wuthering Heights than it does Frankenstein.
January 23, 2026 at 9:14 PM
My Oscar hot take is that Jacob Elordi's nomination has more to do with the poster for Wuthering Heights than it does Frankenstein.
Went to see (the not Oscar nominated!?) No Other Choice at my earliest opportunity. I considered going to see The History of Sound afterwards, but it strikes me as a film a bit too high on its own supply. So I'm going to watch Mulholland Drive instead.
January 23, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Went to see (the not Oscar nominated!?) No Other Choice at my earliest opportunity. I considered going to see The History of Sound afterwards, but it strikes me as a film a bit too high on its own supply. So I'm going to watch Mulholland Drive instead.
I mean the artists who do the actual painting could show a bit of fucking solidarity and just not. See how far the fucking ai gets with making the paint stick to the wall.
NEW: One of Glasgow's most famous street artists has confirmed he is painting the AI-generated mural which has caused a significant public backlash
🔗 www.thenational.scot/news/2...
🔗 www.thenational.scot/news/2...
January 22, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I mean the artists who do the actual painting could show a bit of fucking solidarity and just not. See how far the fucking ai gets with making the paint stick to the wall.
*tucks hair behind ear* Not to brag but my island in Animal Crossing New Horizons has been chosen to open a new surprise hotel. Bob came to stay in it straight away. I will never let him leave.
January 15, 2026 at 10:21 PM
*tucks hair behind ear* Not to brag but my island in Animal Crossing New Horizons has been chosen to open a new surprise hotel. Bob came to stay in it straight away. I will never let him leave.
I went to see "The Bone Temple" and "Hamnet" today. And had a traumatizing Zara experience sprinkled between the two. So I am in a great headspace
January 14, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I went to see "The Bone Temple" and "Hamnet" today. And had a traumatizing Zara experience sprinkled between the two. So I am in a great headspace