Yes, I did go to see Wicked and Sisu one after the other. Then I listened to Cocteau Twins on the way home. I contain many layers. Like an onion. A deeply sad onion.

I don't know if I said it verbally but I definitely said 'Angela Merkel' in my head as I shuffled up to catch it.

Oh and Colman Domingo. And Lee Pace obvs.

Like everyone else I think, I thought the new Predator was v good fun and the new Running Man was very very meh. Although some of it was proper bad. The best bit was seeing all the bits of Glasgow that they filmed in. So if you don't know Glasgow, then I don't know what was in it for you.

Oh no! Wait.

I was suspicious of all this niceness, then I realised it's Singles Day today, 11/11 - all the ones, and I am so evidently sad and alone that they probably didn't want to send me over the edge.

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